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“WINNERS & KEEPERS.” a poem ThOr’s Day, November 21, 2019

“WINNERS & KEEPERS.” a poem ThOr’s Day, November 21, 2019

For those PLANNING TO BE MARRIED in the next couple o’ years:

Here’s some “sage advice” to help to insure a minimum of tears:

When he (for guys) finds THAT GAL, youKnow the ONE you think might work,

Make sure she’s someone you like very much to watch “twerk,”

AND get a pair of her panties

AND, if they feel and smell right on top of your head,

SHE’S A “WINNER;” the wondrous, bloody light is red. (opt.: that’s the one to wed.)

MARRY HER AS SOON AS YOU CAN;

You got you A WINNER. “A Winner,” man;

NOW, also, IF SHE ALSO likes to wear her panties upon her pretty face,

LUCKY YOU. That’s “A KEEPER,” even better than “a winner;”

IMMEDIATELY (if you can, since she might be living overseas or something),

GO TO HER PLACE;

Swear undying allegiance to her ’til the day you die.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP;

This here’s NO LIE.

So, IF you got you “a winner” congrats to YOU;

“A keeper?” O. M. G. It’s like A DREAM COME TRUE,

‘Cause, believe me, the odds of finding one of those is a zillion to one.

HOLD ON TO HER; “break the bank for her;”

GO FOR IT,

My Wayward Son.

fin <3

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