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WELL, TIME is a jealous mistress! But, we can only really try! To MAKE IT – on-or-with-time! (pause) By and by! 🙂

“CONTRADICTIONS!” a.k.a: “A Christmas Story!” December 18, 2017 (Moon)

“Humans, filled with contradictions; please don’t frown the day away!

Some are lawyers, some truck drivers, some are straight and some are gay!”

This is what The Lord of Hosts (pause)

Said to “Satan” one fine day,

When the Scrumptious Prince of Darkness was complaining ‘bout God’s WAY!

So, Great God, She pulled a piece –

Right off of Her Preciousness,

Sent it down to


And said a little, playful bless!

And this piece, it-was born a fellow(?) who was jolly, Godly too –

Who lived the human type of life –

Where “she doth pee and he doth poo!”

And, when the folks approached that One,

He said: “Relax and sit a spell!

‘Cause, Humans, filled with contradictions, Do NOT have to go to Hell!”

“Contradictions!? Not so bad – ‘Tis just not much consistency!”

Which is what The Lord of Hosts –

Replied to Mot’s repugnancy.

For Satan was consistent, neat and always followed through.

“But,” said GOD, “a paradox don’t make a worser you!”

So, Jesus ‘rrived,

And cried and laughed and threw “The Changers” out,

And hung around, on some big cross, chewed snuff, and


And died and went to Hades and talked with Satan clear –

They smoked and joked and f- – –d around and even had a beer,

And, just to “cap the deal off,” “God” grabbed Yeshua’s lips,

And fondled on herself a bit – especially her “tips,”

And said: “My lovely Devil Man, I sometimes play a trick,

‘Cause humans are OK, and, you know, I’m a little “prick,”

So, I-pulled that piece off of my arm and said I’d make a man,

But, Satan Baby! It’s-the-ONLY-way – (pause)

I’ve ever-made (pause)


fin. <3

By Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)