“VIVA VAMPYRES FOR VIVA BIG BEND!” a poem for the weekend of July 25-28, 2019 (posted: Thursday)
We’re JUST – OTHER friends and neighbors, of-which-you-might-not-be-aware,
Although we have stronger teeth than most – and (usually) “better hair,”
And-although-the-local-national-&-international-religious-groups-say-we’re-from-h – LL,
WE’RE JUST YOUR FRIENDS & NEIGHBORS, HERE IN THE BIG BEND,
Who-love-to-celebrate-VIVA-BEND-BIG*-with-you, until THE VERY END,
Which-is-usually-on-SUNDAY** – BUT! can go another few days,
Especially IF-YOU-GET-BIT! with-the-“SPIRIT” & our special, vampyre ways!
We are: VIVA VAMPYRES OF THE BIG BEND;
The dues are minimal, and, if you need a good friend,
Who’s a-blood-sucking, kinda-bat-ty-hick-or-bitty,
WE LOVE BLOOD, &-y-know, sucking on A BIG, JUICY t –
Turkey Leg! or Taco or Tender-burrito-or-chili-relleno!
COME CELEBRATE WITH US! and – Well! Y’all-just-gotta-know,
That-it’s (apart-from-Trump’s-policies) a-Free-Country, here-in-The-States,
For U-can-be “pan,” “gay”-or-“gray,” “fried!” or, just not pay-& – slip-through-the gates,
CRASHING EVENTS!! Sometimes, we just FLY right in,
&-miss-the-cover-charge, but, Merchants-don’t-worry, you-won’t-“take-it-on-the-chin,”
Because: WE DRINK MORE THAN MOST – & – We scatter the cache around!
If you feel your-neck-kinda-TWITCHING-this-WEEKEND, maybe-you’ve-been-found!
🙂 – Ouch, stop that! Hey, that feels pretty good!
** – this year = 28 July