I use to be a normal person, I thought once
Yes, I reckon that it is a fair description of me. As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal & moral person, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself. I went to High School, worked my way “up the ladder”, and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was advantaged”. I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobic. I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. I think this is appropriate to put this in here !!!!!!! Bob I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a Right wing conspiracy nut. I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive Australian culture, making me a xenophobe. I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. I believe in the defense & protection of Australia for & by all citizens, now making me a militant. I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist. Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I have to go more FREQUENTLY!
Editor’s note: don’t go to Australia