Thoughts for today 😁😁 Elvis Presley 😁

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas”.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong

By ace101

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