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“THE REFEREE!” a poem, September 6, 2019 (Friday) in the series: “It’s a God Thang!”

“THE REFEREE!” a poem, September 6, 2019 (Friday) in the series: “It’s a God Thang!”

GOD! ONE DAY? one day!!!! was sitting HERE? ALL ALONE!

Eating a “frito pie!” and “chewin’ on a bone!”

LONESOME! Lonesome – as can be!

Lonesome-r THAN-A-DOVE! caught-up “in a-tree!”

And, God said: “I’ll make a friend,

One who’ll be with me – until The Very End!”

So, GOD made GLADYS,

Because (y’-know) God-favored-a-woman-with a-fat-a _ _ ,

Like KIM! or J-Lo;

So, anyway – GOD MADE A FRIEND, YOU-KNOW!

And – THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, i.e.: “God-&-Friend,-Inc.”

They made LOTS-a-LOVE, and (Yes!) It-really-did-stink!

But, STINK’S “RELATIVE!” And God and Friend thought it just-fine,

To – FUMIGATE THE COSMOS, and They called-it: “Divine!”

And FRIEND! (well, SHE?) LEFT-“HIM” FOR “Joe, The Plumber,”

“BUT!!!!! I thought you said – – – !” Yes, I-know! It was a real BUMMER!”

“However, (let me introduce myself): I’m your-host Donald Trump,

And THIS-IS ‘MY’ TWEET;

In-‘The-Baseball-Game-of-Life,’

I’m The-Ump!

fin ♥

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