“THE CARNIVAL OF VENICE!” La Po-em! a.k.a.: “Interesting Corrections!” June 27, 2019 (Thursday)
[I’ve-said-it-before:] If things ain’t INTERESTING, what’s The Point, right?
That’s WHY – Dogs and cats like to fight!
You’ve GOT TO keep away from boredom, right?! It’s a [real] must;
That’s WHY – Sometimes, if “her” vag— has a hint of crust!
You [sometimes] JUST KNOW: “I-better-NOT indulge-in-THIS-date,”
Even though “GOD” is URGING-you: to “PRO-CREATE,”
Or – “Sow some seeds, to feel REAL GOOD; Introduce-your-Friend to morning wood!”
BUT! IF you do THAT,** with-that-little-bit-o’-CRUST,
Your “pee-pee,” in a while – might-be the color of rust!
It’s-interesting how censors, all around, Are judging and spying on what they’ve found!
And, if what you’re doing is not “juicy” enough,
They’ll reinforce “political correctness,” so the “standards” become SUPER TOUGH!
Then, “grandfather clauses”*** can GO OUT THE DOOR!
“OH, DON’T DO T H A T THING, OR YOU’RE IN FOR A LOT MORE,
CHASTISEMENT! SHAME! CONDUCT-ORIAL OBJECTIONS!”
SURELY!? We ALL-need many more INTERESTING corrections!
NOW, if my LADY pics or paintings or poetry suggest or shows a tuft of pubic hair,
I better GET READY – for an interesting stare,
From The Ranch House girls, who’ll say: “Is-it-APPROPRIATE?”
AND – How do I know? (Am I dispensing AN OPIATE?)
I may just be – providing a mild “drug,” to stimulate their brains,
You-know: ENDORPHINS! to FEEL GOOD – and ease their pains,
From so many awful – UNINTERESTING PEOPLE – and things;
Don’t-we-LOVE-“b l l l -ing,” flashy, expensive jewelry, like diamond rings?
Isn’t BLING – really – a lot more “obscene?” than t – t s and a – s?
But SOCIETAL “RESTRICTIONS” will-they not-“PASS,”
When THE GOD OF COMMERCE – is needing [to have] a “stroke?”
BUSINESS ENTERPRISE! Is IT sacrosanct-and-politically-correct?! What a joke!
But! Over-censorship can also get a bit boring, so the pendulum swings,
In the direction of prurient-and-licentious WONDERFUL THINGS!
- – Actually, that NEVER happens, does it? Isn’t it usually: “IF you do that, I’m gonna get-cha for that!”
** – You know, that THING I read about sometimes on The Internet – called, I think, “the poo-poo-pee-do!”
*** – Grandfather Clause: a legal “safeguard” which exempts people from being prosecuted for stuff they DID years ago, when the present “law” was NOT in effect! For instance, years ago, being rude to young girls at work was not prosecutable! Suddenly, in the present age, political figures, for instance, are being sued, taken to court and disgraced for what is NOW considered inappropriate, perhaps illegal, conduct (which, back THEN – was just what a lot of rich, nasty “boys” sometimes did)!