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EUPHORIA ~ You promise us

“PARADISE.” a poem 13 October 2019 (Sunday) “The Gates to Heaven” are guarded well, With a sign that reads: “This way to H L L,” For the way to Paradise is NOT by sight, but BY FEEL (by) feelingIT, all right? It’sAbout going in THERE, where “The Gods” reside; There are safeguardsInPlace soYouWON’Tabide, In “The […]

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“KNOWLEDGE” a poem September 24, 2019 (Tuesday)

“KNOWLEDGE” a poem September 24, 2019 (Tuesday) All I KNOW is I don’t know much, but I ask you: “What can you really KNOW in dreams?” And it’s clear [that] WE’RE ALL DREAMING, And surely a dream’s NOT what it seems, For my body’s evidently composed of dots, or pixels, as they say, And I […]

“HOW TO [NOT] MULTI TASK.” a poem on September 21, 2019 (Saturday)

“HOW TO [NOT] MULTI TASK.” a poem on September 21, 2019 (Saturday) Multi tasking seemsToBe “The In Thing” these days. But, when I was a boy, itWasN’T ‘mong ANY of “The Sage Ways,” To do more than ONE THING AT A TIME, Because (it was thought) you would confuse your rhythm and rhyme. Back then, […]

Some wives have business brains โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says […]

“RECIPE FOR CHEAP HEALTH IN THE MODERN ERA.” a poem posted on Friday, 20 Sept. 2019.

“RECIPE FOR CHEAP HEALTH IN THE MODERN ERA.” a poem posted on Friday, 20 Sept. 2019. Be (like) a cockroach; or, rather, ACT LIKE IT. Like The Cockroach be healthy; so, it’s OK to just sit, – SIT FOR HOURS, NOT MOVING ANYWHERE; The Trick? You gotta be ready to move 1000 miles an hour […]

“THINGS YOU CAN DO.”* a poem, a.k.a.: “We’ve Only Just Begun” in the series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” Friday: September 20, 2019

“THINGS YOU CAN DO.”* a poem, a.k.a.: “We’ve Only Just Begun” in the series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” Friday: September 20, 2019 You can kiss IT; You can bite IT; You can lick It, with snuggles, My Cuddly Poo. You can gently caress IT, Or be rough, And spankIT. Ooo oo ooh. Now, come […]

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