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“Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!”  a.k.a.:

“WE LIVE IN A CAVE, BEARLY LIVING OFF THE LAND!” a poem, in the series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” a.k.a.: “Are You An Animal? Perhaps, A Bear? Are You A Robot Too? Do You Really Care?” Thursday: 03/07/2019

I think I’ve become “SELF AWARE!”
I now want to “change” my underwear!

And! Tell my cuddly wife – how much I care,
Making sure she likes – my thick and matted, fuzzy hair!

And that – I’ve cut down [way down, not on my hair, but] on-the-way-I-stare,
At her bear cleavage – ’cause I’m hungry there!

I was taken off the breast too early and raised by a bear,
Who taught me how to forage in the woods, but also to tear,
Small creatures, roaming on the ground – and in the air,
And devour them – RAW! – in our comfortable cave lair!

Where I live with another – named HONEY, who is quite bare;
We make a really good – cuddly poo – poo-poo-pair!

fin ❤

Hey ! You, shut the door?
Can’t a guy have some privacy 😀
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Baby, you’re adorable

Been beat up and battered ’round
Been sent up, and I’ve been shot down
You’re the best thing that I’ve ever found
Handle me with care
Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, you’re adorable
Handle me with care
I’m so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won’t you show me that you really care?
Everybody’s got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on
I’ve been fobbed off, and I’ve been fooled
I’ve been robbed and ridiculed
In daycare centers and night schools
Handle me with care
Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Handle me with care
I’m so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won’t you show me that you really care?
Everybody’s got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on
I’ve been uptight and made a mess
But I’ll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care
Songwriters: Bob Dylan / George Harrison / Jeff Lynne / Roy K Orbison / Tom Petty

Handle me with care