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Can’t live with them or without them πŸ•Ί

“CAN’T LIVE WITH-‘EM!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Welcomes Husband Home!” 05/18/19 (Saturday) “Men and women are doomed to fail!”Said Jesus Christ, over-a-pint-of-ale!“They always fight – and-they’re-on-each-other’s-case,And, once a gal gets her house, She-wants-Him out-o’-the-place!” “Men MUST[?] always go on, searching for another,Conquest! and-He’s always under cover,Hiding the fact – that he’s a man with ‘drives,’And-a-REAL-man must-have […]

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STAYING THE COURSE 🌼

“STAYING THE COURSE!” a poem 16 May 2019 (Thursday) THOMAS! “Doubting-Thomas!” Doubted [that] his name was good, So, he changed it – to: TOMIUS, because he was afraid he would, Die-a-Thomas! O. M. G.! That-would-be-DREADFUL! Then, he realized: “All-of-Life-[really]-Sucks!” To-[the]-MAX!-[What]-a-head-full! A head-full-of ideas: “Don’t-get-labeled!” “Never-get-‘cornered’-in-an-enterprise!” “THE BUTTERFLY, FLUTTERING-AROUND IS-FREE – AND WISE!” Avoid in-volvements! for- […]

Lattice WORK

“LATTICE WORK!” a poem a.k.a.: “Smell [of Death?]” May 15, 2019 (Wednesday) I-AM in the lattice, eating deep and long; The muffled sounds you hear, they are my favorite song, A song of love-e-just-for-you; you give me appetite! I-AM simply boring, so-I hold you VERY tight! Mommy-Dearest, you-simply-are “attractive to the max,” And I’m con-tinually […]

“GOTTA – SHOULD-A – WOULD-A!”

“GOTTA – SHOULD-A – WOULD-A!” a poem, a.k.a.: “I-Am Ze-Dok-tor; I-Make-You Vel! If-You No Agree-Vit-Me, I-Send-You-All-To * !” 15 May 2019: Wednesday! If you GOTTA-go, then something must be wrong, For, in-those-circum-stanshual-nesses, AN-IDOL-has-come-along, And-you’re “The Grande Idolater,” so you’d better best be-ware, Of-“This-Gotta-Should-a-Would-a-Thing!” and-it’s-“hypnotic-stare!” For, once you “sign up” for-THAT [carpet] ride, Of dependency and […]

Testicle Therapy

Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. […]

BLOODY GENIUS πŸ‘»

When the trauma of the day – AND YOUR INCOMPETENCE – have really “set in,” And intrigue and frustration (pause) knock you ‘cross your chin, “WHEN TO TURN OUT THE [N]IGHTS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Breaking The Circuit!” May 13, 2019 (Monday) You can scream and cry – or simply yell: “FOUL,” Or – laugh! Turn-off-your-“devices,” […]

WHY?

“SO? WHY?” a poem 14 May 2019 [Tuesday] So! Why’s-nature’s-so-happy? and-carefree-and-gay? Just-watch-nature-move [& scurry & fly], WATCH NATURE PLAY! Nature’s-playing-OUTSIDE, singing [chirping and meowing] their songs, Out-in sunshine and fresh air! See how everyone belongs, In this “interactive game,” dancing and prancing and jumping around, And, even the birds spend a-lot-of- time on The Ground, […]

POPEYE REALLY EXISTED πŸ˜€

Popeye the Sailor Man really existed. His real name was Frank “Rocky” Fiegel. He was born in 1868 in Poland. He was a retired sailor contracted by Wiebusch’s tavern in the city of Chester, Illinois, to clean and maintain order. He had a reputation to be always involved in fighting, so he had a deformed […]

ROMANTIC ADDICTION

“THE PROBABILITY THAT ROMANTIC ADDICTION WILL COMPEL YOU TO RETURN AGAIN AND AGAIN FOREVER TO ‘THE ONE YOU LOVE’ BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG IDIOT AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOURSELF!” a poem, written on the morning of May 13th 2019, Monday! “Yes, Virginia! Friday-the-13th-falls-on-a-Monday-AGAIN; I know what you’re doing-and-I-know-where-you’ve been, And I’m coming to get […]

KINDNESS

For my heart does long to be held underneath the stars with a warm gentle soul; wrapping his kindness around me with comfort and care. To look into those troubled eyes and see a star that longs to shine. A soul that wants to share, a heart that wants to love. A curious encounter of […]

Union STATION

“UNION STA-TION!” a poem May 12, 2019 (Mother’s Day Sunday) We’re ALL- [of us] – Fathers, (pause) All-of-us, Mothers, And, also, you-know-it: Sisters – and Brothers! Your mother and you are actually ONE, And-her-daughter ([also]-a-mother) and-also her-son! ALL are important; all have their place, But MOTHERS-[are]-so [especially]-important, for-our-human-race, For, mothers, unlike-the-others, [FOCUS-on:] are-NURTURE-and-nourishment, Good-beginnings-[and]-self-sacrifice, what […]

“VERANDA PLUS!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Balcony Of Love!” in The Series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” May 10, 2019 (Friday)

“VERANDA PLUS!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Balcony Of Love!” in The Series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo!” May 10, 2019 (Friday) I-wished-for-a-nice-veranda, just like my mother had,Which ex-tended out into The Night, a-treasure-for-mum-and-dad!My-Dad spent time ad-mir-ing THE SPACIOUS STRUCTURE THERE!The neighbors, they were jealous – as-we-breathed the sweet night air! Our veranda, it extended – across […]

“BEFORE I NEVER GO & AFTER I COME!” a poem, a.k.a.: “My Back Hurts!” May 9, 2019 (Thursday)

“BEFORE I NEVER GO & AFTER I COME!” a poem, a.k.a.: “My Back Hurts!” May 9, 2019 (Thursday) O – – – – – !* seeps-through-your-bones, through-US, and-I-feel-so-good! Isn’t-that-trite? Well, yeah! but no-one-really-could, Describe-this-sensation-with-words! You-could-say: “IT’S NICE!” [You-know: I LOVE your face! I love it twice!] [I’m in love – with-how-you-make-me-feel!] I want you for-forever, […]

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