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“Got you now you Bastard” 😁

“DEEP DOWN (UNDER).” a poem November 10, 2019 (SUN day) dedicated to: Jim H. “Well, isn’t that pretty TRITE? Can’t it be MORE DEEP?’ “But what about variety?” “Beep, beep,” Goes The Roadrunner, just a running around. The Coyote: “Don’t be trite,” and I think I’ve found, That coyotes like to scheme and stop the […]

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“I KNOW (modified).” a.k.a.: “The Declaration of ‘Lucille’ Before Being Cast From Heaven.” Saturday 9 November 2019

“I KNOW (modified).” a.k.a.: “The Declaration of ‘Lucille’ Before Being Cast From Heaven.” Saturday 9 November 2019 “IF, in my opinion, you HURT ME by being tardy or late, I may just “give you the business,” but, of course, I would never berate, YOU or even PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE; Whatever I do, I’ll […]

Old American Twang πŸ˜‚

We used to use the term “conniption” in Montana, when I was growing up; we only used it in the term CONNIPTION FIT, and a person would “have a conniption fit” if they were VERY upset. 😁- It is a made-up word, used by “Country Folk,” like The Beverly Hillbillies; it falls into the category […]

Only in America ~ just joking πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It’s predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they […]

Some wives have business brains ❀️❀️❀️

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says […]

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