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Mystic Poet

“RIME OF THE SMOOTH SAILING SAILOR!” a poem Saturday: 11/10/2018

It -can-be SMOOTH SAILING, this time we spend –

For – There’s no beginning, (pause) and no end!

The activities – that we devise (?)

Are here! before our sparkling eyes,

Indoors, outdoors – bed and boat,

Sailing along! Please! Take note:

Fill your voyage with things so sweet!

Just do-things-SMOOTHLY, to avoid “the heat,”

Of frantic, pell-mell enterprise;

Your time is YOURS! Prioritize!

And-sailing’s ENDLESS – So – RELAX-THERE;

Fret-just-a-little, but – don’t-pull your hair!

No-need to push-things ‘til you’re “burned out,”

‘Til your life (pause) doth make you shout,

And NOT with welcome joys and thrills,

But-with-overwhelm (?) Yes, TOO MUCH KILLS,

The-satisfaction you might enjoy;

Guilt’s-an-ever-present – tricky – ploy!

EASY SAILING! TIME’S ETERNAL!

Take each moment – in Life’s Journal,

And-have-a-smooth – and a pleasant “walk,”

OR (?) (pause) erratic jolts of noise and talk,

Of non-stop, senseless activity;

Yes, sometimes – our proclivity,

Is-to allow-a-FLOOD – to rule the day;

Who’s in charge? It’s YOU, I pray!

So take each moment and don’t be caught,

In a-current (pause) that is fraught,

With: a.s.a.p. s – must-do s – hurries-and-nows!

Go-with: maybe s – sounds-good (pause) and-smooth(e)-some-how s!

And don’t JUST read this calming verse!

And then get frantic – or TOO terse!

EASY DOES IT – STEP BY STEP,

SMOOTHLY SAIL! Be real “HEP!” 🙂 – Groo-oovy!

fin ❤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

SONG (to the tune: “Wabash Cannonball!”)

I’m a smoothly sailing sailor; I sail right along!

With the ocean spray – My clouds ain’t gray, as I sing this sailing song!

I steer with confidence and joy – with-the rhythm of The SEA;

It’s in my Heart, and I’ll-never-part, From this SAILING HAR-MONY!

I sail smooth and silky, With a-little-breeze in my hair:

A smoothly sailing sailor, With a clever, jaunty air:

I smile and sing and whistle, And-the waves they are my friends!

I’m-a smoothly sailing sailor man – and my song – it never ends!

Ohhhh! (Repeat first part!)

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Famous Poet

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
“‘Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more”

“The Raven”
Edgar Allan Poe

Mystic Cowboy

“IN THE MORNING LIGHT, WE DISCOVERED THE TRUE MEANING OF T H E T R I N I T Y !” a poem, for awakening! Tuesday, November 13, 2018.

My lover! She-don’t-have-no-periods (pause) (and) I-have-no com-mas!

She’s always ready! (pause) and – I-don’t ever (pause!) pa-ause,*

‘Cause love that-is gonna work is-something you can’t search for:

It’s like THE SECOND COMING – don’t-’xpect-Jesus-at-your-door!

IF someone comes a-knockin’ – or shows up on “the tube,”

That’s NOT the Real Jesus – just some-other goofy boob!

Now, I ain’t “dissing” boobies, ‘cause-I need me some warm milk,

And it REALLY – beats The Heck – outta homogenized – and Silk®

My LOVER, like I said, don’t have – no per-i-ods,

So-she’s-always ready – for “a twist,” with orgasms, myri-ads!

It’s-enough to drive you wild, insane;

But, remember! The searching? it’s just inane;

However-IF! a pretty girl comes – knockin’ at your door,

And says words like: “ … ready-to-be your whore,”

By golly, fellows! (pause) Take her little hand,

And, come-on – take-it-off – to The Promised Land,

And do kiss and cuddle – ‘til The Morning Light,

Menage a trois! It can be – outta sight! 🙂 – Where two or more are gathered …

fin ❤

    • And! I’m also a lying so-and-so! Trust NO ONE! (Unless you want to!!) Of course, occasionally I take a little nap! BUT THEN! Back again!! You-know!

… we found Jesus! Yippee! Hey! Stop IT! Stop eating all the whipped cream! … and strawberries! Hey! That’s The LAST Straw – berry!

Mystic Poet

“MY LOVER – SO SEXY!” a poem a.k.a.: “Kinky Is As Kinky Does!” a.k.a.: “Gender Benders and/or Cover Lovers!” November 11, 2018 (Sunday)

Sexual! A-sexual! Homo-sexual! Bi!

3rd Sex – and-4th Sex! Ambivalently-sexed! Oh, my!

Cross-dressing – grudge pointed – NON-sexual too!

Contravalent! Covalent! Dressed-up – for you:

Sexual labels? Gone to extremes?

Now, no-one’s quite-sure – what SEX really means!

Except – what – in-the-moment – you-do-with-your-“partner,”

Or-in bonding orgies: pee, poo -or- far’-upon-her!

Lip service, cum-suckers – pre-cum-ing galore;

“I’ll NEVER-do-no-more-sex!” Then, “Gimme some more!”

“I – WANT – IT – ALL; ev’ry-manner-there is!”

Voyeurs, loving-3-somes; all-is – sexual-show-biz!

And – anal and oral, with showers – and cuts,

And – choking and burning and eating-in with-stinky-butts!

There-are rim-jobs and groomings, paint-on-you and, of-course, meals,

Eating upon you! Group-sex! Drug-ged, she reels,

And the-sex-traffickers-are-secure, as they ply at(in) their trade,

And The-Ladies-of-The-Night – are-still-pimped-in (the) parade!

Wondrous phone(y)-sex and sex toys, vi-brating, latex;

Plus, the S-&-M Folks dig their “shading” of sex,

And, as I lay down, with-my-mate (we’re in bed),

There our visions of sex-plums which dance in my “head!”

And -(S)he says: “Do you love me? Am-I-sexy-to-you?”

And I hold and enfold her (him) – We kiss, and we screw,

For, despite all (the) techniques, all the labels and ploys,

It’s-still-about-WHO-YOU-DO-IT-WITH and-how-you-love-HER (‘em), girls-and-boys!

fin ❤

MYSTIC POET

“DON’T GO TOO FAR! OH, OK, GO A HEAD OR TWO OR MORE!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Dark Hole Of Calcutta Meets The Hydra!” a.k.a.: “Many Heads – For Maximum Pleasure.” (Adam & Eve Adult Toy Store) November 8, 2018 (Thor’s Day)

The Dark Hole of Calcutta – is dark, but shining through,

A gaping-cav’rnous cave, (pause) with sexy-echos true!

I’m goin’ on right in-there! I really can not wait;

The Dark Hole of Calcutta! I know I’ve found my “mate!”

I’m goin’ in there NOW – (pause) before my “lovie-poo,”

Snaps her legs quite shut – and severs me in two,

But I’M THE DREADED HYDRA! I’m really not a liar:

Just cleave me in two – for-a-DUET-of-DESIRE!

Two – two – of me! Jockeying for position!

Cleave us BOTH, my Honey, and you’ve got FOUR for The Mission,

Of DEEP EXPLORATION – We like to go DEEP!

Be still, my little Darling! DON’T – YOU – WEEP,

For, WE-will be-gentle! O.M.G.! (Now) THERE’S 8,

And 16 – and 32 – and THE PUMP – feels great,

And-MORE-and-MORE – Fast, by The Score,

And-YOU-SCREAM: “I’m PREGNANT!” Then!-a-ROAR,

From-The Earth Goddess, She’ll-conceive RIGHT SOON,

And, SUDDENLY, There’s-no-balloon!

(Whew!)

Plop goes The Weasel – A Bouncing Baby Boy,

Who looks like Donald Trump – or-maybe-Leonard-Nimoy!

So, O.M.G.! It’s TWINS! But WAIT! Yes! Now, it’s 3,

And they are with Jim Neighbors, all singing with great glee!!

Then, 4! Then, 5! Then, Oh, My God!

We’ve-a-fine-rock-band – and our-Todd Elrod,

Is the-lead-singer, and his-dog doth howl!

The Dark-Hole-of-Calcultta – is-once-more on-The-Prowl,

For more sexy guys – to lure-into The Way,

O-of Sweet Oblivion and (pause) a ro-oll in The Hay!

Slow down, now – here, Facebook Friend,

This poem will surely, shortly end:

And YOU-CAN-NOT-HELP BUT FEEL HER VIBE,

And sniff-her-essence! Let’s-imbibe! 🙂 – Oh, Wow-za!

fin ❤

EDITOR: What ever you on lol I want a bucket ful 🤣😂😁

TEXAS COWBOY

“WHEN – THEN – NOW!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Buddha’s Retrospective!” a.k.a.: “Forrest Gump Is Alive & Well – And STUPID As Ever – And So Is EVERYONE Else!” November 4th 2018 SUNDAY

WHEN I was young, cock-sure and gay,

I’d stand! Out-on-The-Corner! and (sometimes) pray!


People would happen by, disturbing me TOO MUCH,

So, I would say: “Wait here” and I’d-go-watch “Starsky-and-Hutch!”*

THEN, I-was-filled – with “vinegar & piss,”

And SEPARATION was The-Thing – the-thing-for-bliss!

The Strategy? [To lose those – with dumb ideas and concerns!]

It WAS – The Key to Happiness! BUT! ISOLATION – BURNS,

Away – this cock-sure attitude, and you-yearn for-“company:”

Yes! Touch-and-Stuff-becomes-critical –

For-your-felicity!

(1) NOW, when I encounter people – here and there,

I invite them: “Come along! IF-you-really-dare!”

And many folks – they’ll follow me around this little town,

And-they-might-say: “You’re BRILLIANT!” Here! (pause) Wear this-orange-ocre-gown,

And tell us stuff – to make us feel better!

And – take away our fear!“ {I just wanna “get-her!”}

“IT” MIGHT MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER – Better for a while,

And some folks, at first, might follow me – for a mile!!

(2) NOW! There’re THOUSANDS! – Many-folks-who-think-I-hold-some-KEY!!

To existence – or enlightenment!!! I’ll say: “DON’T FOLLOW ME;

Follow your OWN-SPECIAL-PATH;

Add it up! Do your own “math,”

And know that The Force – resides within each of you!

You don’t need ME – I AM – a piece of poo!

PLEASE!!! DO-BEGIN – TO LIVE YOUR LIVES IN FAITH AND JOY,

I am – just – a stinky – a stinky – little boy! 🙂 – Yup!

fin ❤

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“THE TREASURE!” a poem a.k.a.: “Mim’s!” November 4, 2018 – SUN day

Your words – are-sweeter than honey; {Sweet peas encircle your-head.}

I-wouldn’t-be-here IF I-couldn’t?! {I-love to-be-in-your-bed!}

I’m givin’-it-all-up for The Treasure – The 1st Prize, Yes, you bet!

Givin’-up inhibitions! Guilt & pride & fret;

Givin’-up Hate & nervousness – Because – so safe I feel,

Having found The Treasure – You’ll see me pray & kneel!

My Angel-wings, they’re tangled (pause) In-my-hair, with-bats-up-There, I think!

You-are-my Rolls Royce, Honey – The finest sable or mink!

The Old Volkswagen is-history! I’ve found the very best.

I’m holding – to The Treasure – I am so very blessed.

[Yea, I know. They say that treasures tarnish – The Precious loses – its appeal,

But I have it on good authority – True Love’s a forever deal.]

So, despite that there – may be – hardships – Waiting for you & me,

I don’t much f – – – ing care – (pause) I’m-in such ecstasy!

fin ❤

Beautiful Women

Facts Every Woman Should Know:

1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over.
2. When someone tells you that you’re beautiful, believe them. They aren’t lying.
3. Sometimes we all wake up with breath that could kill a goat.
4. For every woman unhappy with her stretch marks is another woman who wishes she had them.
5. You should definitely have more confidence. And if you saw yourself the way others see you, you would.
6. Don’t look for a man to save you. Be able to save yourself.
7. It’s okay to not love every part of your body….but you should.
8. We all have that one friend who seems to have it all together. That woman with the seemingly perfect life. Well, you might be that woman to someone else.
9. You should be a priority. Not an option, a last resort, or a backup plan.
10. You’re a woman. That alone makes you pretty damn remarkable. 💕

I SAY STAMP THIS

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MYSTIC POET

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY 😁😁

Ja! This poem gives a translation – with a few embellishments, OF COURSE! “THE TAO” a poem November 1, 2018: All Saints Day (The Day of The Son of God)

I wish you to feel – ever so safe!

May-your-safety-be – in the arms of this waif,

Encircling-you-in-safety, but NEVER restricting,

This is my wish! And our Love is inflicting,

It’s soft touch of Death, on All Saints right now,

Our Love is so perfect;

OUR LOVE I S THE TAO! 🙂 – Wow!

fin ❤

TEXAS COWBOY

“DEFYING DESCRIPTIONS!” a poem All Saints Day Thursday Nov. 1, 2018

I won’t take a label! For I’m ONLY ME,🤐

And-I’M-NOTHING-to-boot – just-you-wait, Dear – and see!

I wanna surprise you – I’m NOT who/what you think!😁

I’m much more than that* – so SOMETIMES I STINK!! 😮

And sometimes – my perfume! It-wafts-up to-The-Throne,🙄

Then Angels will cry: “THAT ONE?! What’s (s)he sown?😮

Who is (s)he NOW? What has (s)he done?

WE-CAN’T-LABEL-HIM(her) – This is so much darn FUN!😁

We’re here and are sitting – on the edge of our seats!!😶

WHAT ENTERTAINMENT! What next? of his(her) feats!”🤗 (mum knows that you naughty boy) 😉

“I AM – What I shall be – the DIVINE ________**,

Who’s ALSO – some _________*** ” – Let’s hear an AMEN!!

I’M WHAT I SHALL BE! Not what you (might) expect,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cusVoNKZF8&list=RD6cusVoNKZF8&start_radio=1

But I’ll keep you “in stitches;” I AM – The Elect! 🙂 – Ho, ho, ho!

fin ❤

* – AND much less than that!! ❤

** – Feminine! or Masculine! or Homonym!

*** – depending upon your last “insertion,” try: FELLOW, SHEILA, BOBBLE-HEAD, et al

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TEXAS COWBOY

“EXITING THE LOADED GAME!” a poem a.k.a.: “My Rules! Your Rules! Our Rules! All Fools!” November 1, 2018 – Thursday

“WE SET THE RULES! YOU DON’T!

We’re gonna win! You won’t!

We have been playing – a long, long time!!

We are AUld School – we don’t have to rhyme,

‘Cause OUR RULES RULE, so you better sit back,

And we’ll give you a lesson in-the-humility that-you-lack,

‘Cause WE PLAY ‘RIGHT;’ WE PLAY TRUE,

We got ALL the cards! If you only knew!

Follow OUR standards, or else you’ll lose,

And even if you follow-them – well, WE GOT NEWS:

For YOU – Yea-we’ll-set-we’ll-set-we’ll-set-the-bloody-rules,

AND – we’ll change ‘em too!!!! (pause) Especially-during-’duels,’

When it SEEMS like we’re down, by a point or two;

Don’t worry! WE’ll win! We won’t be blue!

But, WAIT! Where are you going? Come-on-now!-That’s-not-NICE;

It breaks OUR RULES if-you-leave! (pause)

What’s this slice?

Of humble pie – that you’re jamming down,

Our ravenous-throats – Come-on! Don’t be a CLOWN!

Don’t stop our play – Don’t leave the place!

We NEED you here – IN “THE COMPETITORS’ SPACE,”

‘Cause IF YOU DON’T PLAY, HOW CAN WE WIN?

OMG! You’ve (got) THE MIDDLE FINGER!! Under our chin!” 🙂 – Yup!

fin ❤

TEXAS COWBOY

“IT’S GONNA GET CHA!” a poem November 1, 2018 – Thursday

Something’s gonna get cha: the food supply OR sprays,

We use to help the food to grow! There are so many ways,

That something – it will get cha – and take your body “out!”

A millions ways to “bite the dust,” and-your-demise-It’s-all-about,

A “faulty” immune system – or – a fine health shot reaction!

Something’s gonna get cha! A collision? (You’re-in-traction!)

And, while you’re at the hospital, lying in that bed,

A mold or strange bacteria – might get into your head,

And cause incephalitis! or-what-of-a-putrid-water-supply,

Or even chlorine in your water,

Or mom’s-homemade apply pie!!

Something gonna get cha, so IF you get to choose,

What-do-you-want-to-get-cha? How-’bout tainted booze?

Or VD from your Sweetie – or tetanus-from-a-nail,

Or rabies from a mad dog,

Or a collapsed roof from a gale!?

Well, IF-I-have-any-say-in-this, I’LL TURN MY EYES ABOVE,

‘Cause – What I want-t’-get-me – Is lots o’ your sweet love! 🙂

fin ❤

MYSTIC POET

“MOUNT FUJI.” a poem October 31, 2018 – Wednesday

There’s NO ONE in charge!

“Now, how can that be? Because I PERCEIVE – such fine harmony!

IF no one’s in charge, then ca-cophony,

Would have to result! That’s the LOGIC I see!”

But! That ASSUMES “logic” – rules this place,

An assumption – of-The-Thinkers, The-HU-Human-Race,

Of all of the folks – who CALCULATE things –

Just see all the torture – this REASONING brings!

Assume-no-one’s in charge – not even Trump,

Who in-the-big-scheme-o’-things – is only a bump,

Not really-worthy (pause) of-being-listened-to –

Just like this poet – J Jay J (Jay) BOO,

Who’s only a writer – and a -ghost-writer-to-boot;

Now isn’t that really – yes, really – A HOOT?

For, we are just SPOOKS!

“Now, how can THAT be?

Your ‘assumes’ and proposals – are getting to me!

My poor head is spinning! LEMME FIGURE THINGS OUT!

So, I am just spirit? and no one’s about,

Controlling the functions of LIFE in no realm?

I imagine YOU-WRITER – think life is a film!”

Perhaps, yes-a-(Divine)-Projector – on-PERPETUAL-MODE,

With a never-ending cyclical, cellular code!

And, IF as we’re watching the hypnotic screen,

We turn and observe – the-Projection-Booth-scene,

We’ll notice that no one is really up there,

“Man-ing”-the-projector, with expertise-and-care!

“Well, golly,” said one-other – audience member;

“I’ve forgotten! Is it April – or-in-the-Bleak, bleak December?”

And – here, (the) POET(S) reply, in a casual way:

THE TWO, THEY ARE ONE, AND WE’VE ONLY – TODAY!

fin ❤

TEXAS COWBOY

“PILLOW TALK!” a poem October 31, 2018 – Wednesday

I love being between your pillows. It’s comfy – and it’s warm;

They are so firm and bouncy! (They have a pleasing form!)

Some-how-I recall them, from long ago! I think it’s “deja vu!”

When-I-see-‘em-I-get-so-hungry, but I haven’t got a clue,

Of why that feeling might be there! Perhaps-it’s-from long ago:

The mysteries of life run deep – some things we’ll never know!

But, for now, I do not care – I am so happy here,

Stuck-between your pillows soft! Next stop? I think that’s clear!* 🙂

fin ❤

* – We’re heading “down South,” to the Terlingua Chili Cook-off?**