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The moral to the story you find out

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With Kit, Age 7, at the Beach We would climb the highest dune, from there to gaze and come down: the ocean was performing; we contributed our climb.

Waves leapfrogged and came straight out of the storm.

What should our gaze mean?

Kit waited for me to decide.

Standing on such a hill, what would you tell your child?

That was an absolute vista.

Those waves raced far, and cold.

β€œHow far could you swim, Daddy, in such a storm?”

β€œAs far as was needed,” I said, and as I talked, I swam.

The ~ This Life – William Stafford

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Famous Poets,

~ Giving chapter V – Khalil Gibran

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Then said a rich man, β€œSpeak to us of Giving.”

And he answered:

You give but little when you give of your possessions.

It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

For what are your possessions but things you keep and guard for fear you may need them tomorrow?

And tomorrow, what shall tomorrow bring to the overprudent dog burying bones in the trackless sand as he follows the pilgrims to the holy city?

And what is fear of need but need itself?

Is not dread of thirst when your well is full, thirst that is unquenchable?

There are those who give little of the much which they have – and they give it for recognition and their hidden desire makes their gifts unwholesome.

And there are those who have little and give it all.

These are the believers in life and the bounty of life, and their coffer is never empty.

There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.

And there are those who give with pain, and that pain is their baptism.

And there are those who give and know not pain in giving, nor do they seek joy, nor give with mindfulness of virtue;

They give as in yonder valley the myrtle breathes its fragrance into space.

Though the hands of such as these God speaks, and from behind their eyes He smiles upon the earth.

It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding;

And to the open-handed the search for one who shall receive is joy greater than giving

And is there aught you would withhold?

All you have shall some day be given;

Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors’.

You often say, β€œI would give, but only to the deserving.”

The trees in your orchard say not so, nor the flocks in your pasture.

They give that they may live, for to withhold is to perish.

Surely he who is worthy to receive his days and his nights is worthy of all else from you.

And he who has deserved to drink from the ocean of life deserves to fill his cup from your little stream.

And what desert greater shall there be than that which lies in the courage and the confidence, nay the charity, of receiving?

And who are you that men should rend their bosom and unveil their pride, that you may see their worth naked and their pride unabashed?

See first that you yourself deserve to be a giver, and an instrument of giving.

For in truth it is life that gives unto life – while you, who deem yourself a giver, are but a witness.

And you receivers – and you are all receivers – assume no weight of gratitude, lest you lay a yoke upon yourself and upon him who gives.

Rather rise together with the giver on his gifts as on wings;

For to be overmindful of your debt, is to doubt his generosity who has the free-hearted earth for mother, and God for father.

~ Giving chapter V – Khalil Gibran

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Imponderables – ponder on these imponderables for a minute:

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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Β 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as some adults enjoy adultery?

Β 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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Β 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Β 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Β 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Β 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Β 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?

Β 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Β 11. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. β€œI am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that β€œI do” is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleanersΒ  depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licences of bald men?

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15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Β 16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

18. No one ever says, β€œIt’s only a game” when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on thoseΒ  little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

20. Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one personΒ  enjoys it?

Β As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

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GOD

Holy Gratitude

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You are the offspring of incredible creative forces and have received the gift of life!

With all respect to your religion or world-view – thank God, thank evolutionary processes – the keyword is β€œthank” – just have some gratitude and be thankful.

While the ingrates duke-it-out about the true God, you take each breath in holy gratitude.

The best way to be thankful for the gift of life is to not throw it away.

Please don’t waste away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned in corporate shackles.

Life is calling you.

The other life.

Analogue life.

The real.

Nature is calling you.

And people too.

Wondrous royal souls are waiting to meet, appreciate and experience you.

We are all royal heirs of the divine unknown.

Meeting another person is always a sacred event.

Life is a sacred event.

You are sacred.

You are a miracle of creation.

You are pure wonderment.

Look at the majesty of – you!

You are art in motion.

You are incomparable.

Your perfect life is matchless.

Your precious gift of life is unrivalled like each snowflake.

You are so fine and unique that it is impossible that there will ever be another like you.

Give thanks!

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You know those who friend you and then go to messenger ” I want to get to you better” or write what are you doing? I often write back I’m shaving a cats tail” .

Or ” you’re so pretty are you married?” Do those read?

Those are the days when God opens the gates of Heaven and lets out all the desperate fools.

Needless to say, my Facebook is nearly empty these days because I own a block button .

I laugh with glee to push them over the end of the world

What about those ” People Gathers” who accept friends trying to capture 5000 up expecting hostages who later spend days of deleting those invisible fools! .

Don’t be that sucker

Everyone is time-poor.

Spend your time respectfully sharing happiness and fun.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Computers are useless.

They can only give you answers.

A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.

Go on, get out.

Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

Comedy is acting out optimism.
Share this with love and blessings shalom

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β€˜I cannot bear the chance of something that I’ve done makes somebody else go and do something horrific.’

Here we go again dear friends

The Facebook Gang banned me again and this time, listen to this, in 2019 – April! I posted a picture of the Lord. * Against Community Standards.”

Oh my sincerity goes wrong again.

Not any more honey

Aren’t we in 2020 or have I been in a coma

More to come!

Being humble with my hat in hand I tried to repeal their decision

More to come!

Another notification ruling arrived

I’m not naughty. I wear knickers

Needless to say because I Appealed dear Facebooks decision I am banned from for a further 30 days

We all know that Facebook is a German Company their community Standards must be very different to Australian Standards. Possibly they don’t have religious freedom there yet

I sent an email to my friend Helga in Germany, tonight asking her the same question

Helga sent back a smiley meme

What did that mean

Anyway, to cut the story short. Helga also sent me an email with a nude woman naked, legs up in the air and I puked all over my desk. Indeed what a shock, never in my life have I been so horrified.

Helga typed that is Community Standards on Facebook in Germany ” better luck next time sweetie, do that and people give you money

I love Australia more than ever understand why we are the lucky country

I love Australia

In Australia, we all earn money by being hard-working honest and humble.

Thank the Lord, us Ladies keep our knickers on to be gainfully employed the easy way.

That’s all folk for Facebook junk tonight.

Thank God for WordPress normality.

Shalom

Wasting my time

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J Jay Samuel Davis

And let us venture to Heaven, Dear;

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(Pre)MORAL: β€œHeaven’s just a state of mind.”

β€œOUR HEAVENLY (AD)VENTURE.” a poem December 11, 2019 (Wednesday)

For, when you shake your sweet behind,

CHEMICALS. They take us β€œTHERE,” Into Heaven, where we have NO CARE,

And TIME stands still; endorphins are β€œfanned.”

ONE WORD: β€œbrainchemicals.” Do you under stand?

(That) HEAVEN BECKONS AT YOUR DOOR;

It’s NO WONDER that I just want more,

Passage into β€œBeulah Land.”

Pop that Velcro’s dainty band,

And let us venture to Heaven, Dear;

Oh, I KNOW (some day) we might have to come back here,

But at least for a lifetime or, maybe, a dozen or two,

We can glide Golden Shores, with our β€œcoochie coo.”

History Lesson: The only Heaven ever reported,

Is when β€œsome fool” (had) drugs (that) he snorted,

And later he wrote: β€œI made it in / And now I’m back,.”

BUT, WE CAN WIN,

THIS HEAVENLY QUEST by (1) holding each other a lot,

And (2) kissing and cuddling; we don’t need to smoke pot,

Or harder drugs to get real HIGH.

We’re going to Heaven; it ain’t no lie.

From Jesus, our (Post)MORAL: β€œHeaven is within you.” (pause) SO, (pause)

VENTURE INWARD. Heaven’s LOVE (is what) we’ll know.

fin

Limerick entitled: β€œIT’S AN ADDICTION TOO.”

I’m a chronically addicted man / I’m addicted to: WantingToBeInHeaven,

So, here’s my plan: / I’ll see my β€œpill doc” once a week, / For new prescriptionsAndSheCanAlsoTESTme toInsureIdon’tREEK,

Of: HeavenlyLeavenAndFishSmells, for these I seek.

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