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“JASON’S GIRL! A PERFECT 10!” a poem January 8, 2019 (Tuesday)

I hear that Jason’s girl – is REALLY attractive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She kind-of-“stalks”-him DAILY – and-is VERY active,
For she is said – to show up – (often) at his door,
With-her-“knickers”-on-her head!! AND-THERE’S-QUITE-A-BIT-MORE:

For-instance, she “rings” him every hour, whether he answers or not;
She even thinks about him, while she’s sitting! on “the pot!”
She day-dreams – muttering – his-name out loud!
And she wears a t-shirt that says, “HOW VERY-PROUD . . .
SHE’D-BE IF-JASON-WOULD-MARRY-HER FOREVER!”
So, with-stars-and-hearts-in-her-eyes, she’s-after-Jason, who-better-be-clever,
For A WOMAN IN LOVE is A FORCE OF NATURE,
And – there-is-really-no-one – who-can-even-remotely-sate-(c)HER!

When SHE sees Jason cume, she-just-floats-over to-him,
Grabs-him and holds-him – and she’s so-fit-and-trim,
‘Cause SHE-CAN-BARELY-EAT; when she gets to “the-table,”
She often passes-(right)-out – (up)on-her-meal – for she-isn’t much-able,
To-love-HIM – AND – eat-food – all-at-the-same-time,
So, SHE JUST SWOONS, and – her face is full of “grime,”
‘Cause she-can’t focus much – to even bathe – or shower,
And her hair – is-up-in-the-air (like-a-frazzled-cat) YET, HER POWER,
Is-said-to-have-been-multiplied – 100 FOLD!!
A FORCE OF NATURE, if The Truth be told!
When she stumbles by, all cars are alerted,
‘Cause-everyone-knows-she-might-step-out-(into-the-street)! Then, she’d-get-hurt-ed!?
Anyway! We’re all watching HER – and – “watching-out”-for-her-too!
She is SO – attractive-and-sexy – She’s-in-the-world-of-“LOVIE-WOO!”

She’s THE MOST AMAZING THING! “Jason’s Girl!”
LIKE: She-walked-right-into-The-Gym-yesterday! 300-pounds she-did-curl!!!!
And several of the burly, well-muscled men,Cowgirls 😁
Well! She-tossed-them-all-out-onto-The-Street! There must-have-been-TEN!
So, THAT’S-HER, Jason’s-Girl! With that perfect “10” score!
God only knows! How-much-LOVE’s-“in-her-core!”
Anyway, we-re-all-envious-of (and-scared-for) Jason! What-a-lucky-guy!?
For HER-most-of-us – would-just-fall-down, fall down – & DIE! 🙂 – What a woman!

fin ❤

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“Try these two, for a week;”🌼

“SIMPLE GIFTS!” a poem. Wednesday: May 9, 2018.

I’ve two important substances, offered here for you;

Perhaps they are “essential:” consider-please-these-two:

They’re fairly easy to obtain and overlooked quite often,

As very-important-or-essential, but – I think that they might soften,

Body tissues, membranes too,

And might just lift your spirits “blue!”

IF – more folks would try them – REGULARLY each day,

I think, my Friends, we might just find, we’ll throw most pills away,

And improve sleep, with-more-energy-and-a-calmer-disposition!

“Try these two, for a week;” you-might-notice-a-transition!

So,

COCONUT OIL

And WATER:

These are the ones I’ll mention,

To help my Friends and Neighbors, in this fine dimension.

Several cups of water, Taken every day,

3 or 4, at least – Might help you on your way!

Bottled’s good or from machines, and even tap, I say,

And-the-oil?

Needn’t-be-organic!

Lou-Ana is OK.

Drink and bathe in water, with the oil for your “tum,”

Or – eat it from the jar or rinse, or rub it on your “bum!”

Water-can-help your blood pressure! And complexion – most-everything,

BUT! You-gotta-drink-it – FOR BENEFITS TO BRING!

Coconut oil? on your face – and-to-soften-hands-and-feet,

And, of course, for cooking – or just plain straight, to eat,

Or rinse your mouth or polish wood; this stuff you just can’t beat;

The “Island Folk” knew all these things!

COCONUTS ARE NEAT!

THE THING IS: YOU GOTTA USE THEM! LIKE EXERCISING 2:

THE BEST FORM, YOU CAN PERFORM, IS THE KIND YOU’LL

(Actually) DO!

So, arm yourself! (pause)

With-a-glass-and-a-handy-silver-spoon,

For your water and your coco-oil:

TRY THEM REAL SOON!*

fin. ❤

    • like today! 🙂

2018 – Heartbreak” 💜

“THE NECESSITIES OF LIFE!” a poetic string. a.k.a.: “Necessities Pie!” Wednesday, April 25, 2018.

PART 1 (The Baby In Us All speaks – Shall we listen and not judge? 🙂 )

Lust?

I want it now – I WANT IT ALL,

I WANT – Everything! (pause)

Now! (pause)

Wanna-have-”a-ball!”

Resignation.

MOST everything,

Mostly NOW,

Most-o’-the-Time-is (pause)

Fair!? (pause)

SOMEHOW!

Where’s MY STUFF? I want it so much:

YOU PAY! Come-on! Don’t take me “dutch!!”

Where is it?

THE STUFF I NEED!

Huh! WHERE?

I-need-it-NOW – and

IT IS NOT GREED!!

(pause)

Is it?

NO!

It’s NOT!

‘Cause-I’m-a-deserving-little-tot!!

PART 2 (Sweet Simplicity)

Balance.

It’s JUST – a morning cup of coffee,

It’s just an evening cup of tea,

It’s just about holding-your-hand,

IT’S JUST SIMPLICITY!

It’s just about cuddles and a kiss here and there,

It’s just about necessities: A pair of shoes to wear,

A flower in your hair and a day without a care! (pause)

And I’ll love you forever! (pause)I’ll love you – ANYWHERE!

A touch-of-your-hand! Don’t-you-understand?

It’s been so hard ‘til now, (so)

I WANT YOU NEAR –

SOMEHOW! 🙂

fin.

“FOOT FETISH!”🙄🤗😆

“FOOT FETISH!” a poem . a.k.a.: “Without Toe Jam, I’ve Nothing To Spread My Breakfast Toast With!” April 5th ‘18 Thursday’s Toes Days – PLUS – KARAOKE IS BACK! at The Ole Crystal Bar, Holland Avenue, Alpine, Texas, U. S. A. 🙂 – “Yay!”

Eenie, meenie, my-knee moe –

We-all got fetishes, you know –

And – FOOTly ONES ARE NOW IN VOGUE –

FOR ALL YOU HIPSTER, RAD’CAL ROGUE(s)!

Blessed are the feet of those –

Who-bring-GOOD-NEWS-now, we suppose,

Just grab your honey’s feet and find,

A world of joy which can remind,

All you – of days – of barefoot glee,

When I ran hand-in-hand with Thee,

We skipped on pavement, grass and soil,

And flew so high – ‘bove endless toil,

Of the oppressive shoe-ful ways:

We laughed and sang; those were the days!

So, cut-your-nails (a bit!) and lose “the jam,”

Massage your tootsies, for I AM,

In love with all the parts of YOU,

I’ll kiss and lick –

WITH SOLE-FUL VIEW! 🙂

fin. ❤

IT goes and comes; IT comes around! There’s lots of IT – IT doth, ABOUND!💞🐞🍯🗽

“THE OTHER STUFF!” a poem from: “Poems of Uncertainty and Desperation!” 🙂 March 29th – 4 U –

IT goes and comes; IT comes around!

There’s lots of IT – IT doth, ABOUND!

It’s-the-OTHER-stuff – The stuff, OUT THERE!

It’s (only) TINSEL, On-OUR-TREE! (So, please) BEWARE!

Don’t-forget-the-tree-it’s-on:

(The) TREE’s CENTER STAGE; The stuff! Be GONE!

And, THEN, it’s back – And gone again!

It’s transitory – It’s LIKE –

SIN!

But it’s-not-so-important, Dear,

That you need-Ever,

Shed a tear!

WHEN STUFF IS GONE, JUST LOOK AT ME:

“HONEY! ‘tis TINSEL – ON OUR TREE!”

THE TREE’S STILL THERE, YOU AND ME,

HOLDING HANDS, FILLED WITH GLEE!

“I LOVE YOU SO! DO YOU LOVE ME?

JUST-FOCUS-ON – US – MERRILY!”

The “tinsel” is:

MONEY,

FAME, and/or

TIME!

OUR TREE’s forever! The rest’s NOT “Prime!”

THE “PRIME,” THE CENTER OF OUR LIFE,

IS: ME, YOUR HUBBY, and

YOU, MY WIFE!

STUFF WILL COME AND STUFF WILL GO, (but)

OUR TREE WILL LAST,

(Yes!)

THIS, I KNOW!

fin. ❤

“ N O! DEAR!” a poem. ANOTHER! In the series of POEMS OF UNCERTAINTY AND DESPERATION!! 🙂 March 29, 2018. Odin Lives!

“You love, you love CINDY SU!!”

“No, My Margery – I LOVE YOU!”

“BUT YOU’VE GOT HER IN E V E R Y CLASS!”

“And also YOU (too) – BUT – My Hall Pass,

I gave to YOU and not to SU;

Remember Tuesday? When-you-ran-to-the-loo?

‘Cause you-had-to-do-tinkle?” {“Yes, BUT – it was just a sprinkle!”}

AND ON AND ON – THIS WAS THE SCENE – IN KINDERGARTEN (really long pause)

FOR-”M”-WAS KEEN,

On spotting girls who MIGHT just flirt,

With me,

Those girls, my “M” would hurt!

(and also) IF THEY DID NOT AVERT, Their eyes,

From seeing me – Well, I was “wise!” {L. O. L.}

In grade school, high school and college too,

I was so careful with what I’d do,

And who I’d touch and who I’d mention,

‘Cause “M”

SHE’S IN,

ANOTHER DIMENSION:

Out of school, I went to work,

And she made sure I did NOT “jerk,”

Or look around,

Or stray very far,

And when I finally got a car,

SHE PUT A SIGN UPON THE DOOR: “HE IS MINE, FOREVERMORE!” signed: “M!” 🙂

We wed right quick, and she watched out,

For female “associates” that might-be about!

We had 10 kids, 10 dogs, 10 cats, a kangaroo & 3 wombats,

My “M” she wanted me, Right busy,

But, still, it put her in a “tizzy,”

If a Friend-of-the-Animals was a gal,

“You love – HER! Don’t YOU!?”

“N O ! Margery! YOU’RE MY PAL! –

I ONLY LOVE YOU, ‘CAUSE Y O U EXCITE,

AND HYPNOTIZE AND KEEP THINGS RIGHT –

AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAKE ME FLOAT,

AND IT’S ON YOU – I’LL ALWAYS DOTE!”

“But what about HER?”

I said: “ N O ! (Now) she’s OK,

But YOU – yes, YOU – are my only way –

TO HEAVEN AND JOY AND HAPPY AND GLAD; YOU’RE THE BEST THING, I EVERY HAD!” {Really!}

One day, after decades, I took to “the bed,”

At the hospital – They thought I was dead!

When “M” came in, she saw The Nurse!!!!

And looked at GRETCHEN, who looked like a purse! [with sincerest apologies here to all purses and people and animals that look like purses – like President Trump – just kidding! He looks like a wallet!]

“You stay AWAY, You Harpy!” “M” SCREAMED.

My “M” was upset, and yet I beamed,

At her – with love – as-I-breathed MY LAST,

“ALWAYS YOU, MY MARGERY, FOR ‘GOD’ HAS CAST,

US – TWO – TO-BE-TOGETHER-TO-LOVE-AND-LAUGH,

YOU, MY DEAREST MARGERY, ARE MY ‘BETTER HALF!’ “

I died soon after – and “PROJECTED” from my “Frame!”

“M” was there, with tears of shame!

“How could I have doubted HIM, so true and pure, and I – faithless-and-jealous – of my fine SIR!”

Well, SURPRISE!

It was A NEAR DEATH THING!!

I-was-up-in-a-week,

Bouncing like a spring!

NOW, “M” holds my hand, 24/7!

YOU GIRLS BETTER STAY AWAY! (UN)LESS YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN!

fin. ❤

EYE CANDY

I remember the first night we met.

I told you that you had the most amazing eyes.

You smiled and blushed.

You were so beautiful.

After some small talk you finally agreed to dinner.

Our first date still warms my heart.

That purple dress really made your green eyes sparkle.

Every head turned as we walked into the restaurant.

Men wanted you and women envied you.

After dinner we walked along the river, gazing at the star-filled sky.

We stopped to sit on the bench, your head resting on my shoulder.

Later I drove you home and kissed you goodnight at your door.

Now it is our third date and I planned a romantic evening at my place.

Rose petals cover the bed and scented candles provide the light.

Soft Jazz on the stereo and a bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac.

You said the aromas of mint and black currant reminded you of a winery you visited while in college.

I compared the wine’s silky texture to your skin; you blushed and giggled.

I stared into your emerald eyes and all I could think was,

They will be the jewels of my collection.

Sorry more next time👀

COWBOYS

“2017-2018!” a.k.a.: “Them ‘Boys!” December 2017

A fire’s been lit, for The Cowboys, I say!

They’re gonna “burn up”

or

Go All-The-Way!

Just listen – Come on!

Listen, Today {December 3, 2017: Sunday}

I’m a-seeing “Super Sunday!”

Super Bowl!

Hey!

I’m seeing

Lots-O’-Cowboys there;

Brandin’ some rear!

I’m seeing

Pretty Rings!

I’m bein’ quite sincere!

I’m seeing Cowboys’ banners,

Flying really high!

I see “The ‘Boys” in ‘sota;

And, yes, that is

No LI(e)!*

🙂 fin.

*It is Season 52, Sports’ Fans = L I I ! OK?