Story Teller

Story Teller

At every party there are two kinds of people โ€“ those who want to go home and those who donโ€™t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other


A cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.

ย She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.

ย When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.

ย The lady defiantly replied, โ€œJust a stupid can of peaches.โ€

ย The judge then asked why she had done it.

She replied, โ€œI was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.โ€

ย The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, โ€œNine, but what do you care about that?โ€

ย The judge patiently said, โ€œWell, maโ€™am, because Iโ€™m going to give you nine days in jail โ€” one day for each peach.โ€

ย As the judge was about to drop gavel, the ladyโ€™s long-suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.


ย The judge said, โ€œYes, what do you have to add?โ€
ย The husband said, โ€œYour Honor, she also stole a can of peas.โ€


By Wisdom Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)