I bet you don’t know this Story from an old Digger from Australia

The sexual activity of older men… 
 
The frequency of sexual activity of older men depends on where they were born. 
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, the World Health Organization and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that: 
 
North American, Australian, South African, New Zealand and British men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. 
 
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the Bowls Club as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese!