I think Santa should retire this year
Do you know Santa is 600 years old?
Last night I saw poor old Santa
Fell down my chimney
Coming six days early!?
Poor dear, spread out like wedge-tail eagle he was
Poor Mrs Clause smacked his face
There ” comes ” a time in life to resign from all these fantasies of life
Leave it to all those young studs
Thank you, Santa for making our lives full of mischief