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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

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A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.Β After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;Β β€œWow, just look at our cars!

There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meetΒ and be friends and live together in peace for the restΒ of our days.”

The man replied,Β β€œI agree with you completely.Β This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued,

β€œAnd look at this, here’s another miracle.

My car is completely demolished, but my bottleΒ of 75-year-old scotch didn’t break.Β Surely, God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacyΒ and celebrate our good fortune.”

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Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nodded his head in agreement, opened itΒ drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.Β 

The man askedΒ Β β€œAren’t you having any?” 

She replied Β β€œNah,Β I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Many years ago, Adam ate the apple. Β  Β  Β Β 

Men will never learn…….

By Wisdom Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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