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“THE BIRDS’ FEEDER!?” a poem in the series: “It’s A God Thang!” Sept. 7, 2019 – Saturday!

And, IF there was a God, you could say:

“Feed The Birds, Lord; feed-them each-day!”

But, since-there’s-no-God, do-it-your-self, go-to-the-store-for-bread-they-might-eat!

GET-YOU-SOME CASH (or-a-card) or Steal-’em-a-loaf;*

Wouldn’t that be-neat?

And – with the stolen bread, just “take-off” down The Street,*

Pursued by ARMED GUARDS, who, when-they-capture-your-slow-a – -,

WILL BEAT,

YOU! to-within-an-inch-of-your-life!

“Gosh,” you say; “I’m-NOT-married, so-I-couldn’t-get-good-advice, like-NOT-to-do-something-stupid-like-that – from-MY-WIFE, 🙂 – Yeah!

So, you plead: “It WAS bread for the little, singing birds!”

They’ll say: “Shut UP, you thief; them’s just-a-bunch of stupid words!”

And – THEY TOSS YOU IN JAIL, you silly “God-wanna-wanna- be,”

But-at-least they might serve-you-a-bread-sandwich,

Oh, ” MASTER! OF-YOUR DES-TIN-Y!”

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  • – This is ONLY a line in a poem; we are NOT suggesting you actually go out and steal some bread for the birds and “make-a-run-for-it,” OK? (I am NOT like Obi Wan Kenobi, trying to manipulate your “mind” to make you do something stupid, OK!? However! (long pause) “GO TO https://mydaz.blog and CLICK ON THERE AND BUY STUFF off that site, so the people who run that blog will get a little commission/percentage cut from the WONDERFUL STUFF THAT YOU WILL SEE! AND COME BACK

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AND BUY!

BUY!

BUY!

Bye!”)