“NO INSPIRATION!? NO GENIUS!” a poem, for Sunday: June 30, 2019
INSPIRE YOURSELF!! You’ll GO FAR,
And you-can-use-anything! a-funeral-or-disease! or-your-local-bar!
But! REAL-INSPIRATION is-usually-a-bit-s – x y – and/or-naughty!
I GOT INSPIRED, just-the-other-day, GOIN’ TO THE POTTY!
I want to a public restroom, and WHAT DID I SEE?
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, RESTING! and – looking at me!
I said: “Is this here place – for e-lim-i-nation?”
They all replied: “Yeah! But – NO PERSPIRATION;
Just SIT – AND REST – and RELAX-and-relieve!”
So, I sat there, with-emotions-flying,* for-hours, I BELIEVE:
To get REALLY INSPIRED, relax and observe,
YOUR MIND! and – don’t-have-a-lot-of-nerve!
JUST BREATHE! and, in a little while,
You’ll be RELIEVED! and-there-will (hopefully) be-a-big-ol’-pile,
Of REALLY GREAT STUFF! – like: Poetry! or-Math-Equations!
But, don’t-stress-your-rectum; you-can-get-lacerations!
Don’t “push” TOO HARD – Just wait! for – inspiration,
At your nearest, public rest room station!”
SO, ANYONE CAN-BECOME A GENIUS, if-you-eliminate-enough,
Fear and anger and envy and stuff!
GET IT OUT! Let The Sunshine IN;
“Where The Sun Don’t Shine,” need-NOT-be-your-“sin!”
Just RELAX, you GENIUS! Breathe! and Sigh!
BE INSPIRED! by-letting-NEGATIVE-EMOTIONS fly!*
- – AWAY!