Public Service Announcement – IMPORTANT – Please Read and Action IMMEDIATELY!
I don’t want to alarm anyone but the coronavirus will soon spread in an irreversible way.
The first means of contamination are bank notes, especially the Australian plastic kind, they are germ and virus ridden, don’t touch them.
Put on a pair of disposable gloves and place ALL your notes in a sealed envelope, go straight to the post office and then post the envelope to me.
Burn the gloves.
I will take care of this germ ridden potential disaster in a way that demonstrates the level of expertise I hold in this field.
I’m doing this for the good of public health!
You’re welcome 😉