AN INTERVIEW. Yeah, Mate don’t come to Australia, our world doesn’t grasp the British Language 😂😂😂😂
Interviewer: Potty Rotten, thank you for being here.
Interviewer: Potty Rotten, why are you talking about left-wing terrorism, when ASIO speaks of right-wing terrorism?
PR: Well, if I could go back to my childhood. When I was a little boy, my Daddy read me a story about Reds Under The Bed. He told me that a man called Joh told him that the reds might capture your son.
Interviewer: That was a line from Bob Menzies.
PR: Yes, but Joh used it, too. Joh told my father that the reds would come and take me away, so he got me Sebastian, and Sebastian was my friend.
Interviewer: Was he? What did Sebastian do for you?
PR: Well, when I went to sleep, Sebastian used to say, “It’s all right, Pot. When you go to sleep, I’ll watch, and if the reds come I’ll go, “Boo!” and scare them away.”
Interviewer: Is that right?
PR: Yes, Sebastian was my friend. He told me that I mustn’t read Roald Dahl books, because Roald Dahl refused an honour from the Queen.
Interviewer: Is that right? So, who do you identify as a terrorist?
PR: Well, those people from Extinction Rebellion are like The BFG. They go around and night and blow stories into children’s heads and we can’t have that.
Interviewer: What sort of stories?
PR: That coal is bad. We can’t have kids believing coal is bad.
Interviewer: And what will you do about it?
PR: Well, ASIO told me that they have to arrest the BFG and they’re going to tell teachers not to read Roald Dahl books to kids.
Interviewer: What does the BFG look like?
PR: It’s big and pink and it carries around knitting.
Interviewer: But Germany is more concerned about right-wing terrorism.
PR: Oh, that’s because of Angela. Angela doesn’t like the right.
Interviewer: Doesn’t she?
PR: No, you see, she told everyone King Donny is a naughty boy.
Interviewer: Did she?
PR: Yes. But King Donny’s not naughty. He showed me something.
PR: A swamp.
PR: Yes. He said that’s where the BFG is.
Interviewer: We’ll have to leave it there. Potty Rotten, thank you for your time.
PR: Daddy, can I have a story?
Yep I thought about this all night long
I suspect they know more than we think and they’re playing to the ignorant Liberal voting herd because the Ides of March are coming like a train wreck. Stalin! Blimey! They’re trying to confuse the herd with Communism (Stalin) and Socialism (the total opposite to Communism). It’s because they’ve calculated that Australians don’t know the difference. To put it in a biblical sense, Christ was the first socialist, with the idea of equality and respect for all. Communism means everything you have belongs to the Communist Party, the leaders of which benefit. You are a slave of the State and that’s what you remain. Yep, Only in Australia 🇦🇺😁🇦🇺