The Best Therapist in The World “knows” just what you need:
It might be a haircut or an exceptional “feed,”
Of a fresh roll and soup, made [t]here at home.
Sometimes, what you really need is a beautiful poem.
Sometimes, what you need is a shoulder to cry on.
Sometimes, you just need, you maybe need to be gone,
To a special “safe place” where you can gather your thoughts.
The Best Therapist in The World can maybe give you lots,
Of good ideas, IF you’re receptive to such,
But somehow The Best Therapist is simply in touch,
With what you need to relax or unwind,
And it might be shelter,
From a storm or it might be you’re experiencing a welter,
Of confusing life items and they seem like a mess.
Sure, The Best Therapist in The World may be making a guess,
But The Best Therapist in The World acts out of love;
It’s the magic ingredient that good therapy’s made Of.
So, if we find us a therapist who has lots of compassion,
That is the one to whom we should be dashin’.
Of course, if you can do it and accept IT: (pause) The Best Therapist is YOU,
If you truly love yourself, and I know that you do.
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