“MY FAVORITE GETAWAY!” Spring Break
Spring Break! Yes! Spring Break! Yes! Spring Break is here!
It’s the-most – glo-rious! Time-of-The-Year
Babies might come, but you-need-not-fear at the bottom of the Carribean
Wet-T-Shirt-Contests – [will]-make-things-“perky”-and-clear,
With drinking and “stuff,” mostly-of-rum
Spring Break leads holidays – as THE ONE, Oh, so dear,
Followed closely by Christmas! and-Birthdays! Let’s steer,
Our ships- to beaches, where sharks like to peer,
And wait for their “morsels,” who-are-surely to tear,
When-they-lose-[once]-useful-limbs – and-then come home with “gear,”
Like mechanical limbs – and-a synthetic rear!
Spring Break is GREAT! Let’s all let out a cheer!
Yes, that’s what I hear!