Men and women should never marry 😏

A study shows that men who feel hungry often preferred women with higher weights.

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


A  new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
‘Please  note that this Bank is installing new  Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to  withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new  facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful  research, “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have  been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.’

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MALE  PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash  machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3.  Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4.  Enter amount of cash required and  withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and  receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive  off.

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FEMALE  PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)

1. Drive  up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the  machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell  person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
    to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the  inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press  cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter  amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in  rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and  receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate  wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit  amount in check register and place receipt in  back of check book.
18. Re-check  makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20.  Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve  card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card  holder, and place card into the slot  provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male  driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart  stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial  person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3  miles.
27. Release Parking  Brake.

SEND  THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE  LADIES who can handle it….

They just don’t fit together do they 😁
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By Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

6 replies on “Men and women should never marry 😏”

Not me BWB. ” one” only wears on pair of shoes. Monk life is so clustered with time wasted meditation visits these days hiding 🤔

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