Kindness

WHEN THERE ARE FOOLS IN THE LIGHT …
I appeal to all alarmists and neurotics – once again you were fooled by the most corrupt and fraudulent organization, whose name is WHO. To those with a short memory, I remind you that in 2009 this muddy structure had already turned a similar scam and caught up with almost infernal horror when it announced the swine flu pandemic. The media inflated the imaginary threat to universal proportions, the governments of the leading world powers eagerly supported the conclusions of WHO and began to allocate crazy money for the purchase of vaccines. So, the USA, Canada, Great Britain and France spent almost $ 8 billion on vaccinating the population and related activities. Barack Obama has even declared swine flu a national threat. And what is the result? The victims of the “epidemic” were 18,500 people, mass psychosis ended six months later, and the bottom line was the billion-dollar profits of pharmaceutical giants such as Roche, SmeetKline & Beecham, Glaxo Welcome. After some time, it turned out that many experts and advisers to the World Health Organization regularly receive money from pharmaceutical companies and lobby for their interests. Everything is ridiculously simple and trite.
11 years have passed, and the picture is repeated almost one to one. First, an outbreak of some new garbage under an exotic name is recorded, then a couple of months later, daily inflating a mammoth from a fly, a pandemic is announced, then the amount that can save unhappy humanity from this apocalyptic evil is voiced. For starters, 61.5 million dollars. What will happen next is not hard to guess. Soon there will be a “saving” vaccine, and the money will flow into the bottomless pharmaceutical bins. It is possible that this time, mass hysteria is in the hands of someone else. To whom specifically, we will find out a little later. Unlike 2009, panic spreads much faster and more extensively. Now it is rapidly being dispersed by social networks, and a brainless, easily controlled herd from Australia to Alaska will sweep masks, pasta and toilet paper from the shelves. What to do in this situation? To step aside and, pouring a glass of whiskey, with an impeccably cynical smirk, watch the world go crazy. The sight is funny. Although sad.

Conclusions from all this theater of the absurd:

1. Manipulating us is much easier than you might have imagined;
2. Viruses come and go, and the number of gullible idiots is only growing;
3. Media and social networks – the main mouthpiece of evil;
4. People stopped analyzing and stupidly consume information;
5. We live in a shaky and unstable world that can collapse at any moment;
6. The less developed the state, the less unjustified panic in it;
7. In a world where money rules everything and everyone, you cannot trust anyone. Especially to governments, officials and “experts.”
8. And finally, the best way to get rid of fear is to realize that there are worse things (EVERY DAY in the world about 1,700 people die from ordinary flu, more than 4,000 people die from tuberculosis and almost 6,500 people a day from pneumonia , bronchitis and whooping cough. These are millions of lives a year around the world!)

Keep calm, enjoy the spring and hammer on the news. “Life is beautiful, despite the shortcomings,” – as the Great Combinator said.

It’s essential to do the best for you, whether people approve or not. This is the only life. Self-love takes strength

Kindness~ Wisdom

Your existence on earth comes with no guarantee

Wisdom

A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love,
A hug is just a hug till you find the one you are always thinking of,
A dream is just a dream till it comes true,
Love was just a word till I heard it from you.

I’m sharing this post because I literally laughed till I cried. I’m thinking we all need a laugh these days.
Read to the end to get the best laugh🤣 have fun!

The Middle Wife’

by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they’re welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid,takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. ‘This is Luke, my baby brother, and I’m going to tell you about his birthday.’

‘First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom’s stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.’

She’s standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I’m trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

‘Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts going, ‘Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!’ Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. ‘She walked around the house for, like an hour, ‘Oh, oh, oh!’ (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

‘My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn’t have a sign on the car like the Domino’s man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.’ (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

‘And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!’ (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)’Then the middle wife starts saying ‘push, push,’ and ‘breathe, breathe.

They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom’s play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there in the first place.’

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat.

I’m sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it’s Show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another ‘Middle Wife’ comes along.

Now you have two choices…laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!

Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone laugh😀

Kathleen O’Meara’s poem,

And people stayed home
and read books and listened
and rested and exercised
and made art and played
and learned new ways of being
and stopped
and listened deeper
someone meditated
someone prayed
someone danced
someone met their shadow
and people began to think differently
and people healed
and in the absence of people who lived in ignorant ways,
dangerous, meaningless and heartless,
even the earth began to heal
and when the danger ended
and people found each other
grieved for the dead people
and they made new choices
and dreamed of new visions
and created new ways of life
and healed the earth completely
just as they were healed themselves.