I’m bored !
So I’m going to Melbourne airport, ( just after midnight, when new laws kick in )gonna walk around inside the airport for a few minutes, then proudly walk back outside , put my hands up in the air and shout out IVE JUST RETURNED FROM SYDNEY AND IVE BEEN ON A CRUISE !
Border force or Police will quickly grab me and take me away to a Motel room, supply me with food and drinks for free for 14 days of isolation !
I’m hoping I get room service..a new environment for a couple of weeks and people waiting on my every need and it’s all for free 👍
The room better have Foxtel or Netflix and a Mini Bar which will cop a hammering 😜
Just like a FREE mini holiday 🤔