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I Miss Bill Clinton!

I Miss Bill Clinton!

Political humour from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton …

 “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton!”

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

He plays the saxophone.

He smoked weed.

He had his way with ugly white women.

“Even now? Look at him … his wife works, and he doesn’t!

And, he gets a check from the government every month.

“Manufacturers announced today that they would be stocking America’s shelves

This week with “Clinton Soup,” in honour of one of the nations’ distinguished men.

It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

“Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton.

The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

“When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,

“I don’t know, I never had one.”

The Clinton revised judicial oath:

“I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, 

and nothing but what I think you need to know.”

“Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex 

in the Oval Office between the Bushes.

“It’s just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be introduced to the market

in the near future. It’s the Bill Clinton model featuring a 6-inch hard-drive and no memory.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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