HALLOWEEN STORY!” 10/31/2017 Halloween 2017, Tuesday!
And-there-in-my-bed! It was my cello!
WITH A DEMON HEAD! I was so scared,
I nearly pooed – But, then, my cello,
Well (pause) (s)he wooed!
She had a bow of-blue, in-her-hair,
And kinda looked like Fred Astaire!
I said, “How are ya?” She said, “OK!”
“But ‘we’ have missed you, Cello J –
You do not play with us a lot!
Between your legs – is where we’re
HOT! Why don’t you lay down here
A While. I bet that we can put
A smile – Upon your lips – of
Ruby Red – Perhaps you might give
Us some – – – -!” “Well, well!”
Said I; “I didn’t know – You
Were a girl – let’s have a go!”
And, so, we fiddled through the night,
And greeted happy, morning light!
My cello rang with ne’er a care,
And, now, we always are a pair!
We laugh and sing – and “pull the string!”
And find – together – what love will bring!
We’ve demon babies – such amore,
Violas, cellos, strings galore!
But, our most favorite child of
All – Is BESSIE VIOL – She’s a doll!
She’s real big – but struts around,
And, oh, her bum – is Heaven found!
Our little fam’ly – we adore,
It’s Halloween – FOREVERMORE!
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