“HALLOWEEN MAN, Scratchy, Hairy & Desirable.” a poem Oct. 29, 2019 (Tuesday)
The woman likes Zee Hairy Man,
I don’t think I do under stand,
Why she doth want to feel her hand,
OnAHairyGuy his hairy land.
Yet, Fuzzy Wuzzy (pause)
WhenBARE WAS HE,
Irresistible? (pause) with CHARM and GRACE?
“Some hair, zee womenLikeToHaveEvenOnZeeFace,”
But “Why?” I ask, “when zee whiskers, theyDoScratch,
And leave zee woman (undHerSnatch),
So sore and red and tender too?
OH, MY, I KNOW JUST WHAT I’LL DO:
I’ll take me TO “Zee Chewbacca Spa,”
Und get me “facial’ for MaMa,
So, she can have zee hairy guy,
So, she will go: “Oh, oh,” und sigh,
Und say: ‘I can not get a long,
Without me doggy and his schlong;
I need Chewbacca in me bed;
I want to stroke Chewbacca’s head,
And tell heem gently: I LOVE YOU,
MeHairyHalloweenMan. Yeah. Oo oo oo.”
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Hope is such a beautiful word, but it often seems very fragile. Life is still being needlessly hurt and destroyed.
Faith and Reason are like two wings of the human spirit by which is soars to the truth
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.