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Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London ‘s Heathrow Airport for New York and on taking his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside him. “Hello”, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, “Business. I’m going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States …” He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded,” I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality..” “Really”, he smiled, “what myths are those?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.” Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know yourare those?\” \”Well,\” she explained, \”one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it\’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.\” Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. \”I\’m sorry,\” she said. \”I really shouldn\’t be discussing this with you, I don\’t even know your name!” “Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.”

By Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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This story is SO weird. Few people know that, although my nickname is McNugget, I was actually born Geronimo Ballas. Uncanny, don’t you agree? My favorite rock group is U2, I do rain dances, usually at midnight, so no one will notice, AND “it’s all Greek to me!” Would you be interested in going out sometime? I own a Greek restaurant! Give me a call at: ANI-MAL-GENT; I live in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Thanks, DAZZLED.

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