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My Gal Lollipop ~

“THE ‘O. D.’ HUG!” a poem a.k.a.: “My Favorite Huggie!” 

I-just wan’-a-me – the O.D. HUG, I-know-it’s-a-lot-to-ask,
But I-like to-think about-it – in-your-hug I-LO-O-OVE -to-“bask!”


You sneak up (kinda slowly) and whisper in her ear,
That-you-love-her-ever-lots-and-lots, and she’s a Sweetie DEAR –
You get a little closer, and-you smell her precious hair!
And start to press her to (your) chest – and put your nose right there,
And kinda lean up on her – and wrap your arms around,
Her back – and arms (so sexy) – THE SEXIEST I’VE FOUND;
They’re THICK – and you can feel – a firm and scrumptious squeeze,
AND-I-PUT-MY-FACE-INTO-HER-HAIR, It-is The Perfect Tease,
And I’ll-breathe-real-deep – and feel the squeeze, that-comes-from-a-cozy-hug,
And I think then – I’M-IN-HEAVEN – me-with-my-bed-a-bug!

I AM – a shy – and cautious guy – but I’d-like-to ask her true,
When-I-see-her – when she’s near – “CAN-I HUGGIE-YOU?”
“Whatch-a-mean? A huggie?” “Well (pause or not) can you turn around?”
“Well, I don’t-know; it’s kinda weird; I’m-not-sure where you’re bound!”
“Well-now – I (JUST)-WANNA – WRAP – (pause) myself around your frame,
And squeeze!*-(with)-my-love-sick-head-upon-you! Honey-please-don’t-blame,
Me, for-I got-this-fantasy, ’cause I’m-just-crazy- for-YOU! (pause)
‘Cause-you’re-the-sexiest-thing – (that)-I’ve-seen! Your hugs are JUST – so -OO-OO! 🙂 – Whew!

fin ©️

* – gently! 🙂


“THE HARDHEADED BRAT OF BREWSTER COUNTY?!” a poem August 7, 2018 -💣💣

“THE HARDHEADED BRAT OF BREWSTER COUNTY?!” a poem August 7, 2018 – Tuesday. a.k.a.: “Doctors, Lawyers, Indian Chiefs: IF You Have Questions, Call The Thiefs; If You’ve No Questions, Then Something’s Wrong – You-Need-An-Attitude-Adjustment … And A Different Song!”

“YOU! YOU! – You-you-need,

To ‘get on board’ and learn to read!

And-agree-more-often with conventionality!

IF-you-don’t, Mr. Hardhead, hardship you’ll see.

STUBBORN – is what WE think you are;

‘Get-with-the-program’-Mister! Then-you’ll ‘go far!!’

Hard Head! Resistant! to OUR decree,



🙂 – And so it went, and so it goes!

I-feel-the-condemnation, DOWN TO MY TOES!

And-yet! I-still-think-these-folks-are-filled-with-s – – –

I’d like them, for a change, to suck my _ _ _,

Or, actually, I really guess I don’t care

Any more (pause) for, this hardheaded “bear,”

Has heard these phrases once too often,

And thinks, perhaps, that in a coffin,

THEY should be put – with all of those,

That THINK – that I should stick my nose,

Into their armpits – and smell the roses!

And sim-pl-y – Adapt, THEIR SILLY POSES!

Q: Are my poor views, so filled with c _ _ _,

They THEY’ll – forever – continue their flap,

To say:

“You’re stubborn! YES! Hard-headed YOU, to have your own opinions, when they ‘don’t ring’ TRUE, with OUR ‘good judgment;’ you need a life / That patterns OURS; so-you-won’t-create strife / We NEED-to set you, set you – STRAIGHT! / Perhaps! We haven’t got-to-you-TOO-LATE!!”

“No, no,” said I; “you’re-not-only-late –


But, I’m sure, I-am-too and-I’m-OK-with-that:

YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE* – but that ‘don’t’ make me the brat!” – 🙂

fin. <3

    • OK with that!!

  • The “M” Word….by comedian Jeff Foxworthy. ~ what’s the ”M” Word
    The "M" Word….by comedian Jeff Foxworthy Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims? … Read more
  • American Philosophy 💥💥
    American Philosophy The term “American Philosophy,” perhaps surprisingly, has been somewhat vague. While it has tended to primarily include philosophical work done by Americans within the geographical confines of the United States, this has not been exclusively the case. For example, Alfred North Whitehead came to the United States relatively late in life. On the … Read more
  • How ‘Strange Fruit’ Killed Billie Holiday by Brandon Weber ~
    How ‘Strange Fruit’ Killed Billie Holidayby Brandon Weber “Strange Fruit” may have been written by American song-writer and poet Abel Meeropol (a.k.a. Lewis Allen), but ever since Billie Holiday sang the three brief stanzas to music in 1937, she’s owned it. Holiday, born Eleanora Fagan, said she always thought of her father when she sang … Read more
  • “Giving More Respect To Turkeys!”TEXAS COWBOY
    “RESPECT!” a poem, intended to convey respect! a.k.a.: “Good Luck!” October 15, 2018 (Monday) [Preface: “Giving More Respect To Turkeys!” a poem within this poem, kinda! [”Help! I was kidnapped! by turkeys – with beaks and snoods! / They DEMANDED more respect; there were both hens & dudes: /“We are primary coverts!” at me they … Read more
  • Australian ~ Poet Henry Lawson
    Now, with the wars of the world begun, they'll listen to you and me, Now while the frightened nations run to the arms of democracy, Now, when our blathering fools are scared, and the years have proved us right – All unprovided and unprepared, the Outpost of the White! "Get the people – no matter … Read more
  • Label-You or Wear Tags~
    Broken so Introduction.: Do some-folks give-ya-the-business," when you're shoppin' at The Store? Well, you can always walk away! when-ya-can't-suf-fer any more! For, there're people who like to "label-you," and really think it's fun! From such people, my Gentle Reader, you can walk away or run! You CAN-always walk away – from a doctor or, even, … Read more
  • Siren of the Sea~
    Siren of the sea sing softly to me Sing softly to me and together we'll be With a ribbon in your hair and a song in your heart and a love so strong they'll never tear us apart
  • “(S)HE’S BA-A-A-A-ACK!” a poem August 25, 2019 (Sunday)
    She back talking to God and a red nose reindeer .
  • “THE RIVERBED!” a poem a.k.a.: “Why All The Suffering?” August 25, 2019 (Sunday!)
    "THE RIVERBED!" a poem a.k.a.: "Why All The Suffering?" August 25, 2019 (Sunday!) There's a Burning! Why this Yearning!? Are you Mourning?! Well! Good Morning! Abandoned! (pause) ALL! "I'm Suffer(ing)!? There's No Call?!" Why-'re-you ANXIOUS? Why-cry in Your-Heart? For-God's-sake, what-happened? Where's-your-Other-Part? Just can't explain it? "I'm unable to explain, Why there's this longing, with SO-MUCH … Read more
  • Turn on girl ~
    “THE ‘TURN ON’ GIRL!” a poem, for Sunday: August 25, 2019 She’s NOT-really “a-light-bulb,” she’s more like: The-Girl-Who-Really “Pulls-My-Cord!” And then I-AM “TURNED-ON!” Definitely! NOT-feeling-bored, Because, of ALL-the girls [I-think]-“The-Lord”-has-“given-me,” Just-THIS-ONE-in-my-life, REALLY-knows how-to “Yank-My-Chain!” (She’s-THE-ONE I’d-like-to-be-my-wife!) I MEAN: WHY NOT? If THIS-ONE is-The ONLY-One who REALLY-“turns-me-on!” I’m tellin’ you: “SHE-JUST-MAKES-ME FEEL LIKE A KING,” Even-though … Read more
  • Like Le Bree
    Luke le Bree, message from Jesus
  • For seniors exclusively ~ Funny adult trends
  • Oh my goodness, funny naughty things
    Luv This. A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, "I'm sorry, but I'm blind and can't read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I'll smell it, and order from there." The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts … Read more
  • Funny little things ~
    When Abe died, his will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.     As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Esther turned to her oldest and dearest friend.     "Ah well, Abe would be pleased," she  said. "You're right," replied Sarah, who lowered her voice and leaned in  close. "So go on, how much did this really … Read more
  • They walk among us, they breed, and they vote ~ Funny things

    I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.She said, 'you gave me too much money.'I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'She sighed and went to get the manager who asked … Read more
  • “GOD IS DRUNK, GOD IS GOOD, A FORCE OF NATURE, IF YOU WOULD!” a poem, written too late to remember:* August 22, 2019 (Thursday)
    Tragic these events are thought provoking.
  • Melanie’s Season ~ Goodbye 👋
    "MELANIE'S SEASON!" a poem August 24, 2019 [Saturday] Intro: One of our favorite tellers, who has worked at the bank here for many years, left Alpine; everyone will miss Melanie, petite & kind! We wish her & her husband the best! Melanie's leaving! So, I'm gonna cry! Melanie's leaving! I don't know why! But maybe … Read more
  • “GUARDING AGAINST WILD THINGS FROM H – L L!” a poem Aug. 24, 2019 (Saturday) in the series: “Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo In Love!”
    "GUARDING AGAINST WILD THINGS FROM H – L L!" a poem Aug. 24, 2019 (Saturday) in the series: "Mr. & Mrs. Cuddly Poo In Love!" IN MARRIAGE, ya got to know: What to DEAL WITH – & – What to DISREGARD! Or-else – THE MARRIED LIFE CAN BE P A I N F U L … Read more
  • Film Review ~
    Johnny Depp the man of numerous skills Here is one of the greatest actors of all times Imagine this, Johnny Depp stays in character during the entire filming process. That is a remarkable human resistance to his inner soul. I marvel at how this guy recovers from filming this emotional drain. Congratulations Johnny Depp the … Read more
  • Tiny Dancers~
    “TINY DANCERS IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS!!” a poem August 24, 2018 (Fish Friday) a.k.a.: “There Ain’t No Stinkin’ Answers ‘Round Here; So – Have A Beer!” I got up early morning, before the CRACK of Dawn, In search of God and angels, to lay THIS STUFF upon – To answer frequent questions – (like) 6 … Read more

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I wonder what all the Texas COWBOYS WOULD DO TODAY


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Texas Cowboy ~ woman are my destiny

“WHAT IS LOVE!” a poem a.k.a.: “When Forcing Love is Love Too And Loving To Destroy Love is Love Too And Any Love Is Good Love – And Can Destroy The World And Send Us Where Love Is Very Rarely Seen!” 29 Nov 2018 (Thursday: Karaoke Night at Ole Crystal Bar, Alpine, Texas!)

LOVE? is caring SO MUCH – for her happiness,

And knowing that – without-sweet-balance – things can be-a-mess!

Without Fresh Air- and Sun-and-Water,

Our bodies don’t function – as they ought-er;

Without some exercise – and a little food to eat,

Regularly! We, I’m-sure – can not greet,

A beautiful day! After we’ve a peaceful, pleasant rest!

Love is – giving the other – always – yes, your best,

But realizing! IF your lover always wants – even more,

That “over-loving” is-oft’ to be a chore!

LOVE IS BEING FOCUSED (but not obsessed) with the object of your desire;

LOVE – is HELPING! Which-means: to “faithfully” inspire,

Your-lover – to-get-their-“needs”-fulfilled, like-the-water-food-and-air,

Knowing these things – might require – that you-can”t ALWAYS be-“there,”

ALL THE TIME – so LOVE is (sometimes) about, giving your lover space,

And NOT-being-upset – IF you can not always see the face,

Of YOUR LOVER – as much as you think you do require,

Because: over-forcing love – time-wise – can cause-even-TRUE-LOVE-to tire,


And SOFT – and “loving,” truly-and-truly, “No, I don’t mind,

If we CAN’T be more and more intense,

For – I know – that the end of forcing love – well, it makes no sense!”

So! Easy-does-it! PLEASE! Read these lines – slow – and clear,

And JUST KNOW – I-LOVE-YOU-I-LOVE-YOU-I-LOVE-YOU, 100 (thousand) times,

My Dear!

fin <3

LOVE – CAN BE – a VICE!* At first? The pressure slight,

Then, tighter-and-tighter – ‘til we BREAK – because The Might,

Of an-unyielding-vice – can become SO intense!

True Love’s much more gentle – A VICE IT-AIN’T, for-whence,

Does True Love really come from? FROM FREEDOM & FROM EASE,

Of Heart & mind & soul & spirit – and Thank-you and Yes, please!

True Love, it’s got no pressure – is like a flowing creek;

It’s clear and bubbly – happy and moderate – makes you laugh-and-take-a-peek,

At everything – through Eyes Of Love-to-inspire-you-to-pretend,

* – multiple meanings here!

Give me loving all day long ~ Texas Cowboy


I’ve said it BEFORE! and I know you want more,
Of The Topics of: BORE and of CHORE!

So! (pause) Why’s-the-word-LIFE, which-rhymes-with-WIFE,
Also rhyme – with a “hard word” like STRIFE?

And KNIFE! and RIFE!
And-it-[also] rhymes-with-FIFE,
Through this IF-y, old World – and I HAVE-to-be “girl-ed,”
Or-I’ll-get-bored without “her-sweet-arch!”

You-gotta-stay-ON-YOUR-TOES, so a double-edged-sword,
Should keep you from-ever – getting too-bored!

And, although you might HATE – your-“to-do-do-do list,”
You might: (1) love; (2) accept; (3) miss: (4) whip-out the chores,
As you wait to get kissed!

So, friends and fa-mi-ly,
Can fill you with glee,
AND! Can make all your life just-a-H – L L!
But – boredom’s a b – – – h –
And a real good witch,
Can keep you a-lovin’ quite well!

So, count all your blessings, as you curse your bad luck;
You might feel better – after a *,
Reminds you: that WATER OFF-of-YOUR BACK –
CAN KEEP OFF THE BOREDOM, so you-two can “shack,”

And, after the lovin’, and you’re-feelin’-RELAXED,
You-KNOW Chores’ll-PROVE-your-love, and you’re-sure-to-be-“taxed,”
With another GREAT day here in your LIFE,
Which-is-about: GOOD-LOVIN’ – and, for-sure, about STRIFE!

🙂 – So, WHY? isn’t she SURE – my love is true?
<[|:) -Is your love TRUE, Honey? Kiss me! More!

fin <3 * – duck et al


“ALWAYS MISSING OUT!” a poem February 4, 2019 (Moon-day!)

IF I ONLY REACTED – “better” – and “quicker,”
I’d-be-better-off – but – I’m feeling-a-bit-sicker,
Trying to keep-up – with what-others-suggest?
To help my poor life? – and-make-a-“comfortable nest?”
To fulfill the desires – of Presidents and Kings?
“IF-I-COULD-ONLY-TRY-HARDER!” but-such-stress-this-thought-brings!

Perhaps JUST RELAXING?! “My burden is LIGHT!”*
And – BREATHING-FOR-A-MOMENT – might be beautifully right!

“JUST EASY DOES IT!” a term! demonized,
by: The-World-and-Motivational-Speakers!?
Are we TOO HYPNOTIZED? 🙂 – Whoa!

fin <3

* – offered by a little known “prophet” a couple thousand years ago!

    “YOUR LOVE IS PERFECT!” a poem. Tuesday: MAY 1st a.k.a.: “H Starts The Heart!” My lover’s concerned that – she’s just “right” for me! “I want to be HELPFUL, I really must be, To insure that I’m doing the right things for you; I don’t want you ever to feel tense or blue!” “Oh, Darling, … Read more
  • Australian Vegemite 😁😁
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  • “Tennessee Waltz ( 1959 ) – CONNIE FRANCIS – “A RETURN TO B A L A N C E !” a.k.a.: “The Stream of The Balanced Dance!” March 21, 2018 – Wednesday. There’s-a-PLACE (?) A place we know, It is not fast; it is not slow, It is a place we like to go, A place called “BALANCE,” to-mend-and-sew, Your tattered-ness of Heart … Read more
  • POLITICAL CORRECTNESS … AND … the power to insure that people not of his political “affiliation” would keep their opinions to themselves!😁😁😁😁
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  • HAPPY~ I just want to be happy 😁 Dont mess with TEXAS, U.S.A.
    Pure happiness radiates from love that is so pure
    "YEAH!" a poem May 25, 2019 [Saturday] Yeah, don't water so much, 'cause the water bill's too high, And The Sun'll-burn-your-skin – and probably hurt your eye! So, wear protective lenses, a hat – and some sunscreen! Yeah, without the water, the grass'll-be-brown, not-green, BUT! Don't-overexert-yourself! Come inside and watch TV, And don't drink wine … Read more
    "A. BAR!" a. poem! May 24, 2019 [Freya's Day] There's-a-place, where you can come and drink, Poison! (pause) and-talk-"death-talk!" 'til you STINK, OF-THE POISON [which] you-have-drunk! You-can-stay UNTIL you-smell-like-"a-skunk," OR! until-you-SCARE-"the-other-regular-patrons," With – screaming or crying or-various-other-HATE-trons!* Stay-as-long-as-you-like IF you-have-"cash-to-bear!" "Bearer Bonds!" They're-called-over-here! So, with cash and manners well in hand, You-can-come-for-some-poison! and-maybe-a-band, Which can … Read more
  • “STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!” a poem a.k.a., ” Eternal!” a.k.a., “CHOOSE To Never Say BYE, BYE!” Thursday: Karaoke at The Ole Crystal Bar [May 23, 2019]
    "STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!" a poem a.k.a., " Eternal!" a.k.a., "CHOOSE To Never Say BYE, BYE!" Thursday: Karaoke at The Ole Crystal Bar [May 23, 2019] Why-not BE STUPID!? What's wrong with that? Why not JUST SWING that bloody bat, To knock it CLEAN – out-of-The-Park, And go down swinging? [Go-ahead!] Jump-on-The-Ark, With Noah … Read more
  • ~ A Western Ballad – Allen Ginsberg
    When I died, love, when I died my heart was broken in your care; I never suffered love so fair as now I suffer and abide when I died, love, when I died. When I died, love, when I died I wearied in an endless maze that men have walked for centuries, as endless as … Read more
  • No worries mate 👨🏼‍🌾
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  • Harmony🌼
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  • “TO THE PARTY OF THE FIRST AND SECOND PART, LET’S NEVER PART!!”  a poem  25 April 2019 (Thor’s Day)
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  • “I CAN’T SLEEP WITH ALL OF YOUR NOT CARING!”~ Texas Cowboy 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
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  • “YES!”  a poem in the series: “Under Cover Poems, Intended For Skin-to-Skin Contact Plus All!”*  April 2, 2019  (Tuesday) 🤗
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    "LIGHT BEARER IN MY ROOM!" a poem March 31, 2019 (Sunday) I found me an angel! NO, not-Lucia, in-my-room, Nor Priscilla – Angela – or Florencia-in-bloom! This-one did come – into-[my]-vision SHE was, And I fell for this angel – You-ask-WHY? because: SHE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH RADIANCE; her eyes sparkled gray; I found me … Read more
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