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“YES!”ย  a poem in the series: “Under Cover Poems, Intended For Skin-to-Skin Contact Plus All!”*ย  April 2, 2019ย  (Tuesday) ๐Ÿค—

“YES!” a poem in the series: “Under Cover Poems, Intended For Skin-to-Skin Contact Plus All!”* April 2, 2019 (Tuesday)

I used to be: A MAN OF THE WORLD! I had extra dough!
People really RESPECTED me – and everyone did know,
To NOT disrespect ME, for I was a jolly, good fellow of “means!”
I wore silk suits and ties – fancy shoes! Never jeans,
And – THEN ONE DAY IT ALL ENDED!!

I met YOUR panties! and we – were “friended!”
I love wearing your “britches,” soft and nice;
I love sniffing them – and keeping them in the refrigerator (on ice)!

So they’re cool, when the weather is a little bit hot,
And YOUR PANTIES ARE TOO! although their temperature may not!

THAT’S RIGHT! I have become – “A Panty Man!” ’tis my greatest joy!
I AM – your “Panty Man!” Your lingerie-ing boy!

I love your panties! Their smell! Their feel!
I collect every panty you give me! WHAT-A GREAT-DEAL!
My past!? is past!! It-couldn’t LAST,
For, compared to ANYTHING else – Your panties are a blast!

Different colors! Different styles!
Each-one-of-your-panties – is-worth: a zillion smiles!

fin โค

* – That’s right! There HAVE been others in this series! You simply have missed them!

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“LIGHT BEARER IN MY ROOM!”TEXAS COWBOY ๐Ÿค 

“LIGHT BEARER IN MY ROOM!” a poem March 31, 2019 (Sunday)

I found me an angel! NO, not-Lucia, in-my-room,
Nor Priscilla – Angela – or Florencia-in-bloom!

This-one did come – into-[my]-vision SHE was,
And I fell for this angel – You-ask-WHY? because:

SHE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH RADIANCE; her eyes sparkled gray;
I found me an angel! So, I-found-love today!

SHE said she craved chocolate – sweet, dark and mild;
SHE said: “I bear light, but I’m aw-fully-wild!”

So-SHE is my “tonic!” SHE-is an-“elix[ir]a!”
So, I-named-HER for glory! Her name is YELIXZA!*

fin โค

    • meaning: Bearer of Light!

“INSPIRATION!”TEXAS COWBOY ๐Ÿค 

“INSPIRATION!” a poem, a.k.a.: “The Basement Story!” March 25, 2019 (Moon-day)

Skin touching skin touching skin touching skin!
I am just crazy! for-you! LET ME IN!
I-just -wanna-be-CLOSER than I can recall,
Ever-being-with-anyone, Spring-Summer-or-Fall!

[THE STORY!]

I-was-trapped-in-The-Basement, when-this-maiden-approached!!!
She locketh-ed the door, then I THINK that SHE “coached,”
ME IN THE WAYS OF SUBTLE(?) ROMANCE!
She sat next to me and she said: “Wanna dance?”*
And-“HAVE-YOU-EVER BEEN T H I S-CLOSE – TO-A-GIRL BEFORE?”

(uncomfortably long pause)

I-was-so-shy, my-eyes-dropped-to-the-floor!!
BUT, SUDDENLY, INSPIRATION WHISPERED TO ME,
That-I-should-say: (whisper) “YES,” but-then, un-ex-pect-ed-ly,
Get REAL CLOSE, with skin touching skin!
“BUT-I’VE-NEVER-BEEN-‘T H I S’-CLOSE!” Then-The-Maid-let-me-in!
Into HER HEART!*** She-was: my-sweet-dream-come-true,
But, now, Dear Friends, here is a-moral for you!

A MORAL-to-the-story! about INSPIRATION,
[Even-if-all-your-friends-applaud “your in-itiation!”]
For: “YOU CAN-BE-TRICKED WHEN INSPIRATION IMPELS,
YOU TO GET CLOSE!” Can-you hear wedding bells?
Ding-a-ling-ding-a-ling, SKIN TOUCHING SKIN!
Lovely, pregnant-mamas, in “the basements of sin,”
Like to entice – all-the-boys with their “wares!”
INSPIRATION-MIGHT-“STRIKE!” But-is-it the-answer-to-your-prayers!?

fin โค

* – or it could have been: “I-like-your-pants!”**
** – PANTS: perhaps what I was wearing – OR – the sounds I was making! It’s unclear!
*** – Well, for gosh sakes, what else would it be? mmm?

RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS๐Ÿ˜

RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS

Gunfight Rules


“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.”


In a gunfight, the most important rule is … HAVE A GUN!!!


These are shooting tips from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules… If not, you should get one, learn how to use it and learn the rules.


RULES


A Guns have only two enemies: Rust and Politicians. Rust can be prevented, Politicians cannot.


B It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried out by 6.


C Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.


D Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.


E Never say “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off, or the hammer cocking.


F The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.


G The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always Win – there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always Win – cheat if necessary. Always Win – 2nd place doesn’t count.๐Ÿ˜


H Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets … you may get killed with your own gun, but they’ll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty.๐Ÿ˜


I If you’re in a gun fight:

(a) If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

(b) If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

(c) If you’re not moving, you’re dead.๐Ÿ˜‚


J In a life and death situation, do something … it may be wrong, but do something!


K If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L Never fire a “warning shot”, that is just one wasted bullet, which could be needed within moments.


M(im)๐Ÿ˜You can say “stop” or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won’t have to press 1 for Spanish/Mexican, or 2 for Chinese, or 3 for Arabic.


N Never leave a wounded enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. In court, yours will be the only testimony.๐Ÿ˜ƒ


O You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.


If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.

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“Love The One You’re With!”๐Ÿ’™

“IDEAL POLITICS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Love The One You’re With!” Feb. 19, 2019 [Tuesday]

A man came up to me and said: “I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF TRUMP!”
And I said: “But I LOVE THAT GUY, and he’s much-more than-a-bump!
HE’S A FULL-FLEDGED, RIGHTEOUS KIND OF FELLOW,
Who SHOULD be President! and-should [also] sit and be mellow,
On a throne! A THRONE – of finest brass,
With everyone! Just EVERYONE! kissing – his HAND,
And BESIDE HIM, IN A PLACE OF EQUAL POWER,
Should be HILLARY! They could be sitting {of course} in-her IVORY TOWER!
They’d be SEATED TOGETHER, with hands clasped, in LOVE,
And Melania behind Donald – Melanie! above,
With Hillary – smiling!-and-cordial! a beautiful Democrat, down below,
And-What’s-His-Face-behind-her?! Oh, yeah! BILL!-we-all-do-know,
THESE FOUR CELEBRITIES COULD FORM A QUARTET,
And sing beautiful music – on The Internet,
Getting lots of HITS and adulation,
And they could all go together, on vacation,
Renaming themselves: BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE,
And they could all share THE GOLDEN CHALICE,
THE ARC OF THE COVENANT and THE HOLY GRAIL!”

[THAT’S] MY IDEAL OF POLITICS! and-they could even sail,
In a good-will ambassador kind of ship – a ship-around-the-world,
Spreading love & peace & joy, with their sails unfurled,
And – The Wind – and The Sun – and The Ocean – could be as one,
The U. S. S. GET-TOGETHER would spread so much fun,
And – The Lion will cuddle with The Lamb,
While we’re all eating peanut butter and jam,
Sandwiches! & God in Heaven will bless us from above,
& THE EAGLE WILL FLY WITH THE DOVE! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yeah, man! Groovy!

fin โค


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEdUUr5tnE

Texas Cowboys ๐Ÿ˜

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, ‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?โ€™

The cowboy says, ‘Well it’s like this Sheriff ……

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…. So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts…so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town, cowboy.โ€™

‘And here I am.’

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

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Tricky ๐Ÿ˜Ž

“CENTRAL THEME 2!” a poem February 16, 2019 [Saturday]

A VENGEFUL! TRICKY! GOD! Is that what we really need?

Will not such A GOD AS THAT – perhaps- try to-impede,

Us-from-getting-ANY-happiness? or-satisfaction, in-Life-or-Death?

I THINK: THE VENGEFUL, TRICKY GOD’S THE ONE WHO GIVES US “METH,”
AND PHARMACEUTICAL DRUGS – AND PROMISES OF HEAVEN,
AND HAPPY EVER AFTER, WITH RACE CARS, EVER “REVV-IN’ –
MAKING LOTS OF NOISE AND FUMES! COMPETING! CRASH-N-BURNIN’ –
SAYIN’ LOTS OF LONG, LONG PRAYERS! AND REALLY – OVER-LEARNIN’!
STICK-TO-YOUR-DIET; BE-SURE TO EAT “CLEAN,”
WHEN “CLEAN” DON’T EXIST, AND-CENSORS-CALL: “OBSCENE!” EVERYTHING! THAT-MAKES-YOU – FEEL-[EVEN]- A-LITTLE-BIT-GOOD!

I think The God -you’re-worshiping ‘s “A Devil,” and(s)he-obviously would,

Prefer-to-have-you remain – in-a saddened-fearful-tearful-dreadful-state,

FOREVER! and-FOR-ALWAYS! How-is-that so great?

– A Nazarene’s response to worshiping The God of Organized Religion!

fin โค

God night my Angel
Time to sleep
๐Ÿ’ฅ
I wish you kisses
hugs ~ love
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING
EVERY DAY OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE
LETTER TO MY HUSBAND
โค

Animals Rights

“PEACOCKS BEWARE!” a poem
Peacocks! Peacocks! Don’t -ever-bring-HUMANS – into-your-pen! – – – For they will bring – bad luck to you! ‘specially-if-they-think-you’re-a hen! – – – In which case, they will TRY – to pluck! Yes, pluck-out all your-nice “show!” – – – Thinking-they-can-cook you up! as a- fricassee-ed-po-llo, – – – So, keep them OUT – those vile “chaps” – and-their-lady-cooks TO BOOT! – – – Cowboys (and Indians) [are] SO STUPID! THE HUMAN IS A BRUTE! – – – Plus! They are SO DULL – their color is – like – DIRTY TAN! – – – kinda burnt reddish- orange, the color of pitiful man, – – – And – SO! They covet – YOUR FINE FLAIR! – – – Your feathers’ hue – so, just beware! – – – Keep those filthy things WAY OUTSIDE! – – – And, from-them – your feathers! Always HIDE! fin โค

Symbolic Beliefs
Animal Rights
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“IT’S JUST!”๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

“IT’S JUST!”* a poem February 12, 2019 (Tuesday)

SO SIMPLE! It’s – simple! The-Why-How-and-WHOM!

I-JUST LOVE YOU, it’s-“yummy!” in our “little room!”

I like: HOW YOU SOUND! How you think! and-How you look!

How you smell-taste-&-touch! and-MY!-But -How-you-can-“cook!”

And – You can “cook my goose!” Just any ol’ time!

I LIKE: How your words – can-combine in a rhyme!

And – THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES – is-as-an-“Angelic-Glow!”

These are THE THINGS that I simply DO KNOW!!!

Which makes you SO PERFECT – to be with me now,

And ALWAYS! FOREVER!

And-just-make-me -go: “WOW!” ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yeah!

fin โค

* – so SIMPLE!! ๐Ÿ˜

Happy Valentines Day ~ Australia ~ 14/2/2019๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘„

A LITTLE ROMANCE?”

A LITTLE ROMANCE?” another (moosh-ee) poem Feb. 4, 2019 (Moan-day)

When a “little romance” be-comes – (an) “eternal affair,”
An-internal-investigation – may be warranted “there,”
To-discover-The-Nature: of LOVE-and/or-PASSION;
F – – – ing around – is always in fashion,
WHEN LOVE-MEETS NON-RESISTANCE,
And BOTH-PARTIES HAVE-INSISTENCE,
Then, it-doesn’t-require-much-persistence,
To-maintain – this-comfortable-distance,
For, it-cumes-on-so-easily, with-everything-in-place,
And we-don’t-even-need-lubricant -to-re-populate-the-race,
With some new human beings, alive – and-in-Love,
Fluids-drip off-our-lips, below and above,
And the dribble just spills- upon your longing-hips,
(Which-ain’t-there-from-me, for-I’m-“down,” doing-“dips!”)
Your-hips-wiggle-and-sway – in-their-easy-Southern-Style!
Yeah,-baby! A-Little-Romance –
Can sure make us smile!

fin โค

Letter to my husband ๐Ÿ’‹

How I Love thee
With all my heart and soul

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HOW?

“OFFICE VISIT TO THE DOCTOR WE BOTH KNOW AND RESPECT!”

“OFFICE VISIT TO THE DOCTOR WE BOTH KNOW AND RESPECT!” a poem a.k.a.: “An Intriguing Encounter At The Office!” January 23, 2019 – Wednesday

I went to Doctor Roman’s office this afternoon, and (s)he is married!
“I am feeling a bit anxious and harried,
Because I found this genital wart [on my genitals!!] today!
[I’m a little ‘short’ this week, so-how-much-will-I-need-to-pay?]
[It COULD be cancerous!] So, what would you suggest?
[I-know-I’ve-fucking-got-CANCER!] What-alternative is the best?
[I’M GONNA DIE!] I feel awfully fragile!
[In bed are you pretty agile?]
[FUCK ME! Just DO IT!] So, you DO agree,
I should take something! [If I-show-you-mine, can I see,
YOURS?] Yes, I’m-so-concerned; thanks-for-your-attention!
[Right NOW! Fuck me! I’m HORNY, and-did-I-mention],
I’m having headaches! [‘Cause I’m NOT GETTING ANY]!
Before I came, I called my partner Henny,
And (s)he said: [Screw me NOW!]
That I was just ‘having a cow!’
[It ITCHES! Scratch it!] But I may be bleeding there too;
I just needed – to know what to do!
[Oh, GOD! I’m hoooo-rny!] Thanks-for-the-recommendation, Doctor!”

{“Yes, Henny, I WAS able to talk-t-‘her!’
(S)he’ll-be-fine; a placebo I gave-‘her;’
Yes, at the regular time, unless Gladys-is-in-labor!
No, (s)he doesn’t suspect us, I do not think;
Yes, I know! Our affair would raise such a stink,
But, just know, (s)he’s so unstable, IF (s)he (ever) finds out,
WE’RE BOTH DEAD! A plantars wart* was-all-it-was-about!”}

fin โค

* – Plantars warts are small growths that usually appear on weight-bearing areas! So how can anyone get such a growth on their genitals? (pause) :0 –

“HEART OF HEARTS!”ย 

“HEART OF HEARTS!” a poem for M. January 24, 2019 (Thor’s Day)

I’m such a simple chap, with some-poetry-and-art,
To offer YOU! It is not much, but you have touched my HEART,
And – What that means, I am not sure I
Since I met-you, I’m in “a blur,” .

THINKING OF YOU ALL THE t i M e,

Penning THIS, and OTHER r h y M e,

In LOVE, and, Lord, it is so sweet;
I cast my HEART there, at your feet,
And, when you ask me WHY-I-love- Y O U, I say: “I HAVE NO CLUE!”
“Well, that’s-just-the-answer-I-needed-to-hear, ’cause-HONEY-I-love-you-too!

fin โค

Texan Cowboy Creed

A Cowboys Prayer. I Lord I Reckon I’m not much by myself, I fail to do a lot of things I ought to today; but when the trails are step and the pass is high, help me ride it straight the whole way through. And in the failing dusk, when I get a final call, I do not care how many flowers the send; above all, the happiest trial will be for you to say to me ” lets ride my friend”

American Country Music
At it’s Best

The Salvation Song ๐Ÿ•Š

โ€œTHE SALVATION SONG!โ€ a song and a poem! a.k.a.: โ€œHow To Make It All Right With Bubbles And Tiny Hops Now And Forever!โ€* December 31, 2018 – January 1, 2019 to be sung to the tune of – – – **

Iโ€™m saving all The Universe, Iโ€™m savinโ€™ it right NOW,

And-I am quite a GI-ANT! with my blue, bay-bay-by cow;

Iโ€™ll save all of this Universe, by flying-towards-The-Sun,

And-Iโ€™ll vanquish all the dragons (windmills) – you-know Iโ€™ll never run!

I swing at THAT-OLD (baseball) PITCH, and-Iโ€™ll โ€œknock-it-out-the-Park;โ€

Iโ€™ll blow up mean olโ€™ JAWS, I will! Heโ€™ll be a gimpy shark!

Iโ€™m savinโ€™ all The Universe, and THANOS stands NO CHANCE,

โ€˜Cause, when he grabs The Gaunlet, (pause) Iโ€™ll pull down on his pants!!

The War of Armageddon – will never happen – for,

I neutralized โ€œtheirโ€ weapons, and they donโ€™t have no more!!

I had-a-me a baby, with-THE-5th-ELEMENT,

And Leeloo thinks Iโ€™m โ€œpeachy,โ€ even-though Iโ€™m crude and bent!

Yeah! Now you ask me questions, like โ€œWhere-do-we-go-from-here?โ€

But – Iโ€™ve no bloody answers, to questions laced with fear!

Just let your hair down, Honey – and smell The Yellow Rose;

I AM your LONE STAR, baby – Iโ€™ve-already-lost-my-clothes!

To-EXPOSE all those things hidden – It might be quite a shock!

When Donald Trump, he shivers – with a little, shriveled –

KNOCK,

Upon THE DOOR ETERNAL! There are no limits here,

So, SPREAD YOUR WINGS and fly away – or grab yourself a beer!*

fin ? โค

    • โ€œSometimes, bubbles and hops turn out to be everyoneโ€™s SALVATION!โ€ The Mystic Poet! โ€œKanpei!โ€ โ€œSalud!โ€ โ€œCheers!โ€

** – LONESTAR! A song AND a new Marvel Universe Superhero, who usually: (1) shows up with NO costume on, just – (Tony) stark naked! (2) embodies the โ€œaspectsโ€ of a host of LOSERS***, who have been TEMPORARILY โ€œdefeated,โ€ but are NOW – back in action! and (3) saves the day, overcoming โ€œimpossible oddsโ€ because he is just so – NAIVE! (What a clown!)

*** – which includes: (1) PAUL BUNYAN (and his blue ox โ€œBABE!โ€); (2) Korben Dallas, the heroic mercenary who saves Leeloo, โ€œThe Fifth Element,โ€ in the film of the same name; (3) CASEY โ€œat the bat,โ€ who โ€œstrikes outโ€ each time we read that poem; (4) Icharus, the young, brash โ€œflyer,โ€ who straps waxed feathers to himself, so he can fly up to The Sun; (5) Police Chief Martin Brody, who finally subdues THE BIG SHARK; and, of course, our favorite: (6) Don Quixote! IF YOU FIND ANY OTHER LOSERS in this song, donโ€™t be surprised!