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“JUDGMENT RE-VISITED!” a poem in the series: “Narcissism and Other Apparently Extraordinary Conditions!” 11/9/2018 (Freya’s Day)

Click the camera! Check it TWICE!

Is-YOUR picture – very nice?

Who now is IT? in your lens?

Looking closely! Don’t get tense!

A Quite-Narcissistic Point of View,

I snapped THAT RASCAL, but-I’m-looking-to,

See myself!? How can this be?

To-capture-THE-narcissist! OMG!-it’s ME!

For, again, WHEN I-DO POINT-MY-FINGER,

‘TIS-MY-OWN-REFLECTION! I dare not linger,

For to judge, lest I indict!

Judging others – is seldom right!

The Mirror-of-The-World – is ever-clear!

I AM THAT RASCAL! On ME – I peer!

fin ❤

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“THE TREASURE!” a poem a.k.a.: “Mim’s!” November 4, 2018 – SUN day

Your words – are-sweeter than honey; {Sweet peas encircle your-head.}

I-wouldn’t-be-here IF I-couldn’t?! {I-love to-be-in-your-bed!}

I’m givin’-it-all-up for The Treasure – The 1st Prize, Yes, you bet!

Givin’-up inhibitions! Guilt & pride & fret;

Givin’-up Hate & nervousness – Because – so safe I feel,

Having found The Treasure – You’ll see me pray & kneel!

My Angel-wings, they’re tangled (pause) In-my-hair, with-bats-up-There, I think!

You-are-my Rolls Royce, Honey – The finest sable or mink!

The Old Volkswagen is-history! I’ve found the very best.

I’m holding – to The Treasure – I am so very blessed.

[Yea, I know. They say that treasures tarnish – The Precious loses – its appeal,

But I have it on good authority – True Love’s a forever deal.]

So, despite that there – may be – hardships – Waiting for you & me,

I don’t much f – – – ing care – (pause) I’m-in such ecstasy!

fin ❤

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“GUESSING AT GOD!”JFASTERFERT POET

“GUESSING AT GOD!” a poem a.k.a.: “God CAN Be Like Facebook, Inc.: No Heart To Appeal To – And No Arse To Kick! Kinda Like An Algorithm!” October 22, 2018: Monday! JFASTERFERT POET

All-you(we)-can-do- is – GUESS AT GOD,

‘Cause we is even! and IT – is odd!

There’s (just) no way – to pin IT down,

BUT! Also-NO-reason to wear a frown,

For “GOD” can never be like us,

‘Cause we-wouldn’t-throw-us “under-The-Bus,”

And That’s-just-what-God-apparently-does,

TO HIS (Her) SONS-&-DAUGHTERS! Just because!!!

There ain’t no reason! and-there ain’t no rhyme,

And NO WAY to-describe-GOD – and IT ain’t no crime!

It’s just the way – that things are HERE,

With humans-filled: with-anxiety-and-fear,

AND – GOD’S – GOT – NONE-O’-THAT! (pause) –

Except! as-(s)he manifests! through a dog or cat,

Or a girl or boy or a plague-filled rat,

Or a brown recluse! (under your (Welcome) Mat),

Or a-poor-deer-in-your-headlights! Oh-yes! What JOY,

Death! Disease! Distress! What-a-wondrous-decoy,

We get to experience – in this 3-D Play,

“THE PLAY’S THE THING!”* – and GOD’S OK,

With whatever we do, in this play of fools,

Forcing human beings, into mold-infested schools,**

Into FRONT LINE ACTION*** – and debates on The Floor,****

GOD DON’T CARE – FOREVERMORE!

Except AS GOD SEES IT – through OUR eyes;

To God – no-existence – is much-of-a-surprise!

For GOD don’t care – IF we ALL die off;

To God, our demise is like a little cough!

So, f – – – You, God – ‘cause I love my Sheila,

And, y’know? Yea, God! I-kinda-feel-Yah,

& I’m SURE! You’ll be STANDING-LONG-AFTER-I’M-GONE,

And, maybe I AM – just a hapless pawn,

But I’ll do what I can – to resist your complacent MIND,*****

And! If-I-get-a-chance! I’ll-kick-you (hard) in-The-Behind!!

fin ❤

🙂 – Shalom, God! (You Turkey Buzzard!!)

    • Wm Shakespeare!

** – Case in point – Alpine High School, Alpine, Texas, U. S. A.

*** – You can’t have too much war, since “There’s a time for everything under Heaven!!” (famous, stupid Biblical statement!)

**** – Politicians LOVE to argue – and ALSO The Rest of Us! – It is just that some folks enjoy FOCUSING on arguing about EVERYTHING! 🙂 – like me?

***** – Just like Neo, who resisted The computer-generated “Agents” in the film “The Matrix!”

Jfasterfert MODERN IMPRESSIONIST POET

“THE LEGAL SYSTEM” a poem – for Giggles a.k.a.: “After Years of Being a Lawyer & (Perhaps) Seeking Justice?!” October 18, 2018 – Thursday
THE LAW represents the vestiges – of Satan’s Tail,

Which (s)he used – to cast down 1/3 of Heaven’s Stars, without fail!

THE LAW – is Smeagol,* clasping to a ring, The Precious,

THE RING of disharmony & cruelty & all that is VICIOUS!

THE LAW is an abomination – which balances KINDNESS in a given culture;

THE LAW, when you are bleeding in The Desert, is that ravenous vulture!

It is THAT BIRD – that, IF you choose to participate,

(It) Will peck out your liver! So-get-outta-there! Before it’s too late!

IT IS: The Temptress from Hell, who wishes you no well,

But will appear IN ROBES and SPOUTING JUSTICE – and a pleasant Noel!**

THE LAW IS YOUR (LYING) FRIEND! Who will keep you on time by cutting off your fingers,

To remind you, that THE JUSTICE OF SATAN – ALWAYS LINGERS!

THE LAW – was a request that Jesus granted to that mighty Angel-Demon,

So people would remember the terror of disharmony – AND ALL OF IT’S SCREAMIN’!

THE LAW, more than anything else I know,

Is the antithesis of love! To COURT (her?)! NEVER GO!

There is more justice in the little finger of a Jihad strike,

Than the entire, corrupt body of The Legal System, which demons-are-prone-to-like!

LADY JUSTICE (?) (especially) LOVES – to watch men squirm,

As they maneuver in HER LAND, a land of: falling, burning & freezing – and –

THE EVER PRESENT YEARN!

And there’s NOTHING YOU LEARN,

Except: how-to-suffer-make-others-suffer-and-see-which-Judge-can-be-most-stern!!

And, on that day, when Satan COMES – to carry all [Her-His] children away,

I pledge – to arrive – “in the nick of time” – and this is what I’ll say:

“Devil Justice! Your tail is way too long – you should have put it up;

Now, may all these who suffered be set free – and Satan, you can drink, from each and every cup!”

And Satan will tremble – and drink – AND GO “POOF” IN A MOMENT,

And, yet, most of those who love THE LAW will stick around for further foment!

🙂 – Oh, well, maybe some will choose PEACE!

fin ❤

* – a name for (a) Gollum, the seeker of The Ring in “Lord of The Rings!”

** – don’t be deceived!

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“SAD! HAPPY!” a poem!! [ 🙂 – Yea! What else is new? ] a.k.a.: “Strange, Yet Complementary Bedfellows!” TUESDAY: October 16, 2018

Sad-AND-Happy are ONE because –

Without-some-Sad (pause) Ha-ppy-can’t-“buzz!”

For, without the Sad-which-is-Happy’s BEST FRIEND,

Happy would get Sad too! and both would end!

Without-Anti-Christ – Christ-would-go POOF!

Without The Hard, (pause) Soft’s so aloof!

Sad & Happy – sleep together!

And they can-handle – any weather!

IF-the weather’s-“blue,” overcast and dreary,

Sad gets so HAPPY, whereas Happy is weary!

They-like-to-switch-off – to keep-things gay and true!

“I-love-you!” says Happy; “Yah, but I’m-so BLUE!”

“Well, I’m kinda orange! So what shall we do?”

“Let’s complement-one another: You laugh! I’ll- do-BOO-HOO!”

And our-two-friends, through life – well, they strode hand-in-hand!

And-brought-joy-and-some-suffering – throughout The Land!

And one did exalt – and one doth weep long!

And one is out-going – and one has no(?) song!?

EXCEPT!!! – songs of sadness – which do-have their good place –

For-they-give rise to-HAPPY-TUNES! & they keep-the Human Race,

BALANCED – and-uncertain-of-The-next-act-in-The-Play:

COMEDY-and-TRAGEDY! Have a little (of both) each day!

fin ❤

“MUST BE LOVE!”

“MUST BE LOVE!” a poem. Tuesday: 09/25/2018

Forrest and Jenny, stuck in that tree;

Forrest’s kinda crazy – just like me,

When-I-look-at you –

When-I-say-your name –

I’M-JUST LIKE FORREST – Just the same:

Stupid & lonely – Don’t-know-what-to-do;

Trying to tell you: (obviously) “I LOVE YOU!”

BUT! The words can’t come! So, I’ll just stare:

AND HOPE – That-someday – you will care!

fin ❤ ?

* – tears of joy! Kiss, kiss! ❤

** – either!!!!

Care (pause) so-much-for-me, you won’t find a word!**

You’ll just “get” me, altogether! (I know it’s absurd!)

So, for now, I’M SO HAPPY, JUST BEING CLOSE BY:

TO YOUR SWEET SELF – I THINK I COULD CRY!*

Mystic POET

EVOLUTION a poem? Sunday 09/23/2018

I had a dream – & the importance

Of the process of evolution had

Become miniscule –

Since it was happening so quickly –

The changes so rapid &

Radical – I (?) saw, especially,

Those spending Time outside – out-of-doors

To “develop” so quickly –

Hearts & minds – expanding

Exploding Into ONEness –

No need to meet corporeally –

For we are – all –

One – and then none.

And then (?) – fin. ❤

“TRY TO GET ALONG WITH EVERYTHING – THE IMPORTANT THING IS TRYING!”

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a poem a.k.a.: “Apologies to Jeff And Everyone!” Sept. 23, 2018- Sunday

Some folks will not like you – you’ll-never-ever-really-know-why,

But REMEMBER-to-try-to-live-at-peace – with all men; you-at-least-can-TRY!

But, my guess is that probably – Your despisers have good cause,

To hold you in contempt – For you’ve-broken-one-of-their-laws!

MAYBE it’s your attitude – the way you talk or smell –

Or, maybe, you take advantage – of-something-they-hold-so-well,

As sacred-or necessary – that they think everyone should do –

And, if you do not do it, It-can make them awfully blue,

Or it could be just-the-way-you-look – or! (pause) your tone of voice:

WHATEVER THEY DON’T LIKE IN YOU,

Well, that’s their rightful choice!

So, LET THEM HATE YOU AS THEY WILL, and-treat-them-with-as-much-respect,

As-you-can-generate – and try-not-to-be-sad, and NEVER-DO-WHAT-THEY-EXPECT,

To try to gain their favor, their approval or their smile,

Just be yourself – try-to-do-your-best – MAINTAIN YOUR SPECIAL STYLE,

For there’re many aspects of-human beings – and so much room for strife;

Perhaps THAT saying should-be-well-received: “Variety’s-The-Spice-Of-Life!” 🙂

fin. ❤

Post-note-poem:

The man you despise, ‘Cause he’s so full of lies, MAY BE DOING-YOU-AN-AWFULLY-BIG-FAVOR;

IF you spot a “Smug JOE,” perhaps you should go, AND SIGN YOU A SPECIALIZED WAIVER,

Where you give up all rights, given (your) “blurry sights,” THINKING-(THAT)-YOU-MAKE-JUDGMENTS-(a)-RIGHT!

For, when-you-spot-a-defect (May I PLEASE interject:) WHAT-YOU-SEE! ‘TIS-IN-THEE? SHINE YOUR LIGHT!!

🙂 – “Brilliant could just mean (a little) more evolved! AND – we’re all going THERE anyway, SO – drop the superior attitude!!“ The Mystic Poet. 🙂