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We are into the third [full] week of February 2019 “Cult Awareness Month,” and the next few days is often celebrated as “International Pickle Week,” perhaps because they eat a lot of pickles in cults!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

We are into the third [full] week of February 2019 “Cult Awareness Month,” and the next few days is often celebrated as “International Pickle Week,” perhaps because they eat a lot of pickles in cults! [They are fairly cheap and nutritious, often kosher! and vegan! and cults are into keeping keeping their members healthy, so they will be able to take over the world OR easily jump aboard the next space craft arriving to pick up souls for the journey to the appropriate star system!] To kick off this week, The Mystic Poet has several pickle poems. “Let’s get the pickle on!” says The Mystic Poet; “for, like the cowbell, you can never get enough pickle!”

“CUCUMBERS CAN SOMETIMES SPEAK!” a poem, in celebration of “International Pickle Week!” February 18, 2019 (Monday)

I AM A CUCUMBER! [Please]-let-me fit-in-your-jar,
Of vinegar and salt! I think we’ll go far!
Although we’re “in a pickle” whether-SWEETened – or-DILL,
It’s NOT a bad pickle, and maybe we’ll still,
Get on OK – and have a good time,
‘Cause EVERYONE’S-IN-A-PICKLE! That’s-what this-here-rhyme,
Is trying to say, but, THAT IS OK,
For, since The Beginning, “God’s”-pickled each day,
Presenting us cucumbers – with-a tempting abode,
To hide ourselves in, while reciting an ode*

PICKLEODE: a.k.a.: “Ode On A Grecian Pickle Jar!” to the tune “Don’t Fear The Reaper,” sung by Blue Oyster Cult!

I’m a cu cu mber!
Aaaaaa ND a pi———- ckle too,
Come on baby, eat the pickle – It’s hard, but not so hard to “do” – – – – [Come on, eat the pick-le!]
Come on baby – Oh! Come on and take the pickle,
It won’t make you cry! ‘less-you-get-juice in your eye -ye ye ye
Piiiiiii ckle – from your jar – A Greeeeeeeeeeeeeecian urn you are —–
puuuuuuucker puuuucker up puuuuuucker – – – – –

Cooooooome on! Piiiiiiiiiickle: Oo!
– It iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisn’t hard to “do,”
Pickles can be real yummy! They’ll make you pucker up and stuff! [Come on baby – Oh, . . . [Yea! you can’t get enough! – of the piiiiiiiiickklllllllllle!]
And-forever, I can be with you!
My Grecian, pickle jaaaaaaaaar, we’ll have a BALL,** [Come on, baby – Oh! . . . .
For you’re my pickled dollooooooooll!
Just screw the lid and callaaaaall!
You’re pickle’s – STANDING TALL! [Come on, eat the pick-le!] [I sometimes comes in a caaaaaaaan!] [I’m a green, Martian maaaaaaaan!] [Make some brine in a paaaaaaaaaan!]

fin <3๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

* – An ode is simply a poem, intended to be sung! [alternative line . . . to fire our load!] For instance, “ODE ON A GRECIAN URN,” published by romantic poet John Keats in 1820, is a classical example of this poetic form, written by Keats, who died at age 25 of tuberculosis and was considered, like The Mystic Poet, a terrible poet – and a poetic upstart! Well, time has convinced us all that John Keats was a GREAT POET! “Like Keats, I am simply not appreciated as much as I would have been had I not been born a mulatto female dwarf!” The Mystic Poet. “I originated a drink that never really caught on at coffee shops: The MooLatte, a hot or warm milk drink, with a milk base, to be drunk at night before retiring; you can also eat a pickle while you are drinking it!

** – BALL-Mason jars are perfect for making your own pickles!

“BIG, HARD & TART!” a poem for “International Pickle Week!” Feb. 18, 2019 (Monday)

Mr. Pickle has a sickle,
And with-it he likes to tickle,
Every part of lovely you,
To hear you squealing as you do!

That Mr. Pickle!! What a dill,
But he can often really thrill,
Your tasty buds! Yes, Hon, your gastric,
Juices-will-respond! [‘specially]-if-he’s-Vlasic!

But Claussen’s also tasty too,
And Best Maid’s hard and tart for you!
When others [are] done and much is said,
Try Bubbies before-you go to bed!

fin โค

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Little Bear!ย ย  Little Bear!


“BEARLY GETTING BY!?”  a poem in our series “Mr & Mrs Cuddly Poo!”  Monday: February 18, 2019

Little Bear!   Little Bear!
Our little life!   We’re such a pair!
Hard and Fast?  or Soft and Slow?
How about neither?   Yes or No?
Things will work out!  Let’s not go,
Slow or fast, for this we know:

Life’s not some race – to get done,
But we can make it – not very fun,
If we try      so hard   that we,
Make it hard     – in-“The-3rd-Degree!”

The World’s Way, it grabs and pulls,
To manipulate ITS Bears & Bulls!
We do not have to follow its,
Crazy pace and play of wits!
The World wants to draw us to,
The Precipice  of what to do,
Of expectations     and social goals,
Which are not “critical!”  The bell just tolls,
But NOT for Thee!   just for an hour,
And hours pass, but REAL power,
Is NOT in conquest – or progression!
“Cuddly-poo” is our confession:
Which is to cuddle and talk so sweet;
We’re Little Bears, with tender feet,
Who can     take things step by step,    and we,
Need no one to follow – and no place to be,
Except with each other, with our paws to hold,
In Love!  We’re fine!  not hot or cold,
Just com-fo-able – and we can’t know,
What tomorrow holds – so let’s just go,
Along in life – and not stress out!
We’re     Cuddly Bears, and we’re about,
The Business of Loving, with simply joy!
You’re my girlie bear, and I’m your boy!                     ๐Ÿ™‚ – Woo hoo!

fin   โค

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5IVp25InsA

Two little Bears
Falling in Love ๐Ÿ’—

Mr โ™ก Mrs Cuddly Poo ~ those that play together stay together ๐Ÿ˜

* – See the motion picture “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice,” where “The Hippie Generation” offers its best solutions for world problems: LOVE & ACCEPTANCE! ( strange that ๐Ÿ˜)

“EXCUSING/REPLACING THE DANDY DANS AND CANDY FRANS!?” a poem Sunday: February 17, 2019
YESTERDAY! A RESOLUTION WAS PASSED, well before mid-night,
To LIMIT – STALLING TENDENCIES! of-politicians-who-like-to-fight!!!
IT WAS AGREED: that THOSE WHO [simply] CAN’T AGREE,
At “day’s end” – MUST LEAVE THEIR POSTS! – and, then, we’ll-have-to-see:
NEW-REPRESENTATIVES-ENTER-government, so-things-don’t-all-“bog-down,”
So things can get done IN GOOD TIME! Now, LOOK? the cheeky frown,
Has-been-replaced by: a-kind-smile- a-handshake- and-a-pleasant: “Good Job!”
Don & Nancy & Rush & Bill are-replaced-with CAROL-TED-ALICE & BOB!*
BECAUSE!!
IT’S GOOD TO DISAGREE! and-then COME-TOGETHER TOO!
DIVIDE! Then-COMPROMISE! is-what-politicians[really]are-voted-in-to-do!
To look at many things in many differing ways,
Because this “Good-Ol'” World of ours – IS FILLED WITH MANY “GRAYS!”
So, come-on-now, ye rich and famous – of-the-political persuasions,
Let your minds and hearts RELAX – and-postpone your-vacations,
And – do-your-job-the-way- Our-Forefathers-intended-you-to-do,
TO SERVE & PROTECT, not-win-YOUR-games! {It’s} time-to-stop-making-us-“blue!”
WE ARE THE FOLKS OUT HERE, WHO HAVE GIVEN YOU THESE ROLES,
To COMPROMISE – NOT misbehave, courting the latest polls!
It’s NOT about agenda – or “political party power,”
It’s NOT about STALEMATES – and a-awaiting THE 12th HOUR
It’s about friendly discussion – compromise – and reasoned, sensible plans,
To arrive at a good place [hopefully] for all! As “Kumbaya”ing “fans!”
Yes, we’re-singing-songs of love and hope on-The White House Lawn,
Gathering together, all these groups! Gathering-around a BON,
FIRE, blazing in unison – with hand-in-hand-uni-ty,
Political cohesion! IT I S POSSIBLE! Glad-tidings – for you-and-me,
As Don and Bill see “The Light,” and make-up hap-pily,
Mohr and Trump together now, are hoping -his-tory,
Will-record how, in the end, with-compromise-we-came together,
Over many issues! to-FINALLY clear-up BAD WEATHER!
“Dumbos!” and “Mules!” sometimes can truly be good friends,
When everyone WILL T R Y TO-AGREE! Then-the-feuding-finally ends,
And the high falooting, UNCOMPROMISING – bitter! points of view,
Disappear! [It’s NOT THAT HARD!] (pause) Some-hu-mility-is-DUE!
So, we-alls can-just COME TOGETHER today – AND make up hap-pil-ly!
Come together, Friends! and-stop-ACTING so – “po-lit-i-cal-ly!”
We-must-be ONE! [or else WE ALL SUFFER!] and we no longer need to fight!
We-can-just spread love, & TRY-TO-DO-THE-BEST we-can, with-all our-might!
fin โค

* – See the motion picture “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice,” where “The Hippie Generation” offers its best solutions for world problems: LOVE & ACCEPTANCE!

American PRESIDENT Donald Trump
Oh my, think I got it wrong again ๐Ÿ˜
What the world needs know
IS sweet, sweet love,
For everyone ๐Ÿ˜

Congratulations!ย ย  Congratulations!ย ย  YOU-ARE IN “THE SHOW!”ย ย ย  [When is it?] It’s ALWAYS!ย ย  and-forever!ย ย ย  This, we-ALL-do-know! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜€

“THE SHOW!” a poem! February 16, 2019 (Saturday)

Congratulations! Congratulations! YOU-ARE IN “THE SHOW!” [When is it?]
It’s ALWAYS! and-forever! This, we-ALL-do-know!
The show, it-is-“on-going;” it’s happy and it’s “clean;”
Yet, also: sad – and dirty, but, we’ve never seen,
Another show like it! ? It just never ends!
[Oh? and where is it?]
It’ s showing in The Heavens! “Well; will we PART as friends?”
“Oh! No, no! Never, Honey! for-The-Show-just-never-stops!
It just gets ‘a transference,’ but-only -if IT FLOPS!
For-when-a-show’s-a-flop (pause) in-one-venue fair,
The Lord of all this glorious LIFE!? sends-it: OVER THERE,
To-the-next-dimension! on-The-Mountain’s-OTHER-SIDE!
For shows they-have the tendency – to slip around – and slide!
But! Don’t get too depressed, my Love! and Don’t get so upset!
For a change of view – will always do to-turn-around-regret,
And, even-though The-Show hasn’t-changed one-little- bit,
With FRESH-ened EYES – we’ll-realize! It really is: A HIT!”

Perspective! Perspective! There is no boredom here!
Except when-sweet-cre-ti-vity – is absent!!!! It’s SO CLEAR:
“The play’s-[still]-THE-THING!” and “the play” of the show,
Is all about analysis! and strategies! and WOE!
For woe oft’-comes from “head use,” from “reasonable” conclusions,
From saying: “The Heart – (pause) is all about – delusions!
And -your-silly-idea[l]s – and- your-PUER–illusions!”
So-let’s-all get more THER-A-PY! and heal the contusions,
Which-we’ve-suffered-long-to-have IN OUR CLEVER HEADS,
So we can – FINALLY! hop-OUT of-our-comfy-beds,
And forget about love! and fluids and skin,
And-let The World COME right in!
And THE-WORLD loves Oh, it-loves: “The Mind,”
ALWAYS-Helping HELPING?! ALL-to-find:
ANYTHING – anything! other than The Heart,
For the World has fashioned – a most poisonous dart,
And it LOVES to embed IT, – oh, so deep!
Insuring-that-the-Heart- will never-make-a-peep,
But will just bleed – for all time!
UNLESS, the-dart’s-dislodged! WITH A SILLY, LITTLE RHYME!

fin ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

Sweet as ๐Ÿค—
Thank you for loving me
Without conditions ๐Ÿ’™

* – No good around here, at least for you! :) – “Attitude adjustments?” The Mystic Poet๐Ÿ˜

“ALL THE LOVE!” a poem February 17, 2019 [Sunday]

IF YOU DON’T SEE NO “GOOD” ‘ROUND HERE – MAYBE THERE AIN’T!*

If you don’t see no miracles, then SEEK OUT “A SAINT,”

For-directions-to-the-nearest-church! and, when-(s)he-says-(s)he-“don’t know,”

Ask yourself: “HOW-CAN-THAT-BE-SO?

For-(s)he’s-A-SAINT, canonized – just last week?

NO! Last week, “they” crucified him [her] – for-being A FREAK,

And PLENTY OBSCENE, for-(s)he-lacks-clothes and-a-bank-account,

With-“friends”-who-say: “What’s-the-matter-[with-you]? Will-you-never-amount,

To ANYTHING MUCH? You need to GET WITH THE PROGRAM!”

“But! I think that: TO BLESS is as good-as-TO-DAMN!

And ALL THINGS – SEEM -TO-BE PRETTY-MUCH-THE-SAME!

SO – HEAP YOUR ‘SINS’ ON ME, [FOR] I -MUST-BE TO-BLAME!”

fin <3๐Ÿ˜†

* – No good around here, at least for you! ๐Ÿ™‚ – “Attitude adjustments?” The Mystic Poet๐Ÿ˜

Oh my, honey ๐Ÿ’ฅ I don’t eat much, I’m free to touch, pick me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š

“WHEN WE TWIST BEAUTY!”

“WHEN WE TWIST BEAUTY!” a poem Saturday: Feb. 16, 2019

When WE twist-things-around! – – –

To-make “the beautiful”-less-profound – – –

Or-say-they’re-evil-or vile!- – –

Then-we’ve-traveled-that-“extra-mile!” – – –

From sweetest, child-like nature, – – –

To an-“adult” nomenclature, – – –

Which is sad, but so true, – – –

That-The-World – wants YOU – – –

To stop feeling – and-start-believing, – – –

In-what-IT-approves, so-[you-can] START GRIEVING! – – –

About: Death! and Loss! and-about lack of time! – – –

So we-can-stop dreaming! and writing – silly rhyme! – – –

The World is a trickster, BUT! It’s also part of us! – – –

However, it’s “superstitious”-and-CAN-be-put-ON THE BUS! – – –

To-be-sent-off-to-“camp,” in-Cincinnati! [Ohio!] – or Timbuktu! – – –

So you can LAY LONG -WITH BEAUTY! and-stroke “her woo-hoo!”

fin โค

Hugs and kisses comfort your sensors.

To be unconditionally LOVED

You are BEAUTIFUL

Inside and out

“Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder “

The greatest gift we give, is to be loved unconditionally ” you are beautiful inside and out.

A LIFETIME commitment is to be cherished

When they say ” you are beautiful inside and out ”

You earned the greatest gift of life TRUE LOVE ~ COMMITMENT ~ COMPANIONSHIP

mmโ™ก

BEAUTIFUL

“A POEM FOR THE CHRISTIAN ‘HUGUENOT’* [MARTYR] IN ALL OF US!”

“A POEM FOR THE CHRISTIAN ‘HUGUENOT’* [MARTYR] IN ALL OF US!” a.k.a.: “Be Sure To Leap ** For Joy When You’re Hurtin’!” Feb. 17, 2019 (Sunday)

BEING T O O-COMFORTABLE – May NOT-be a blessing!!!!!

So! SOME TRIALS AND STRESS [and-we-aren’t-just-a-guessing***]

Might-be WHAT-YOU-NEED – to GROW AND DEVELOP,

For God’s LOVE can “test,” and – it-will envelop,

Your life – and-CAN-CHALLENGE-YOU, but HELP-YOU, you know,

TO KNOW [that] The-Lord-really-loves-you**** [and-has-told-you-so!]

THEREFORE, WHEN-YOU FACE “TRIBULATIONS” TODAY,

Do as Jesus did! [and]-Shout: “Hip! Hip! Hooray!” ๐Ÿ™‚ – I don’t know! Well, OK!!

fin โค

French Protestants ” Huguenots”

* – The “Huguenots” were a group of French protestants, persecuted quite vigorously under King Louis XIV, who issued The Edict of Fountainebleau, which allowed for legal harassment in the form of “dragonnades,” where The Huguenots were driven from their homes into exile; so, they were true “extremists,” devout and ready to suffer martyrdom for the sake of glorifying Jesus Christ. [ Now, THAT’S DEVOTION!] Huguenots were DEFINITELY – about NOT BEING TOO COMFORTABLE!!! “It’s important – to be comfo’able . . . sometimes!!!” The Mystic Poet et al!

** – Even though it’s NOT “a leap year,” like in 2020, where we will have 29 days in February, to make up for four 1/4 day periods in the previous years! ๐Ÿ™‚ -Yay!

*** – IF you happen to be acquainted with The Christian Faith, you will know that Jesus
said we should expect difficulties in life, just as he experienced not-so-pleasant things, but that we should rejoice in those difficulties, for they would be evidence of our living “righteous” lives! see, e.g., John 16:33: ” . . . In The World, you WILL have trouble, but TAKE HEART . . . .”

**** – and EVERYONE! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yay!

King Louis XVI
Louis 16

Falling in Love ๐Ÿ‘„

“THE SHOW!” a poem! February 16, 2019 (Saturday)

Congratulations! Congratulations! YOU-ARE IN “THE SHOW!” [When is it?]
It’s ALWAYS! and-forever! This, we-ALL-do-know!
The show, it-is-“on-going;” it’s happy and it’s “clean;”
Yet, also: sad – and dirty, but, we’ve never seen,
Another show like it! ? It just never ends!
[Oh? and where is it?]
It’ s showing in The Heavens! “Well; will we PART as friends?”
“Oh! No, no! Never, Honey! for-The-Show-just-never-stops!
It just gets ‘a transference,’ but-only -if IT FLOPS!
For-when-a-show’s-a-flop (pause) in-one-venue fair,
The Lord of all this glorious LIFE!? sends-it: OVER THERE,
To-the-next-dimension! on-The-Mountain’s-OTHER-SIDE!
For shows they-have the tendency – to slip around – and slide!
But! Don’t get too depressed, my Love! and Don’t get so upset!
For a change of view – will always do to-turn-around-regret,
And, even-though The-Show hasn’t-changed one-little- bit,
With FRESH-ened EYES – we’ll-realize! It really is: A HIT!”

Perspective! Perspective! There is no boredom here!
Except when-sweet-cre-ti-vity – is absent!!!! It’s SO CLEAR:
“The play’s-[still]-THE-THING!” and “the play” of the show,
Is all about analysis! and strategies! and WOE!
For woe oft’-comes from “head use,” from “reasonable” conclusions,
From saying: “The Heart – (pause) is all about – delusions!
And -your-silly-idea[l]s – and- your-PUER–illusions!”
So-let’s-all get more THER-A-PY! and heal the contusions,
Which-we’ve-suffered-long-to-have IN OUR CLEVER HEADS,
So we can – FINALLY! hop-OUT of-our-comfy-beds,
And forget about love! and fluids and skin,
And-let The World COME right in!
And THE-WORLD loves Oh, it-loves: “The Mind,”
ALWAYS-Helping HELPING?! ALL-to-find:
ANYTHING – anything! other than The Heart,
For the World has fashioned – a most poisonous dart,
And it LOVES to embed IT, – oh, so deep!
Insuring-that-the-Heart- will never-make-a-peep,
But will just bleed – for all time!
UNLESS, the-dart’s-dislodged! WITH A SILLY, LITTLE RHYME!

fin ๐Ÿ’™YOU endlessly xx

Since the first time I saw your face my world opened up and swallowed me up
From that first he knew exactly why I loved him just the way he is when he’s missing me cause he looks intently into my eyes examining me, searching my eyes. He reads me ๐Ÿค—
๐Ÿ’™
No secret’s here
He’s like that
Tries to trick me into confessing anything
So I makeup a story
Well, he’s wise and inspiring Amen
That laugh gets me ever time
Black eyes flashing
Merriment all over his laughing face
Well, said I am only your MUSE
Oh my, how I love my Husband just the way he is
Gone again
Till morning ๐Ÿ˜
LETTER TO MY HUSBAND ๐Ÿค—

“CENTRAL THEME: WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO ‘SERVE’ VENGEFUL, POTENTIALLY PUNISHING GODS?”

“CENTRAL THEME: WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO ‘SERVE’ VENGEFUL, POTENTIALLY PUNISHING GODS?” a poem a.k.a.: “LITERAL v. FIGURATIVE!” February 16, 2019 (Saturday) as part of February, “Cult Awareness Month!”

After 21 years as-a Meth-o-dist,
Thomas-wasn’t-sure – he-was- in the best,
Religion! to-insure “SPIRITUAL – ELEVATION!!”
So – HE CHANGED HIS FIRST NAME – and-his-“home”-denomination!

After-trying-Catholicism-Evangelism – and-a-host-of-other-“isms,”
He-changed-his-name-to-“Tomius,” but – remember! most prisms,
Exist – to-simply scatter-Di-vine-Light!

With a little “more” effort – and-a-“more” -keen “INSIGHT?”
Some “searching:” SOUL! and – other-wise,
It becomes “clear” [LOL] to-some [that] meditation-can-give-rise,
To-a PURER and HOLIER con-sti-tution!!
SPIRITUAL-ELEVATION + humility = “Evolution(?)”

Tomius!-decided-to-“GIVE LIGHT” and-say “Special Prayers,”
And find him “a Master!” one-who-“really-truly”-cares,
And-stares-off-into-the-distance – To-God-and-or-“The-Source!”
What-about: relaxing-seeking-finding-or-becoming-ONE-with-“The-Force!”
And-in-all-that: WILL-YOU FIND CONTENTMENT-HAPPINESS&JOY!?
Alternative-Buddhism’s good! “Special” Practices – you can employ,
To accelerate “evolvement” in-to-a-“different”-“plane!”
[The 4th and 5th Dimensions-can’t-possibly be-more-insane!?]*

SPECIAL RECOGNITION! AUTOMATIC WRITING!
EXORCISM! and-CATECHISM! are-always-SO-inviting!!
FIND A REALLY GOOD “TECHNIQUE!” ALTRUISM, TO THE MAX,
And “elevate” and-become-GREAT and NEVER BE “LAX!”

Don’t “let your guard down!” and – YOU-WILL BE FINE!
And-so “finely tuned Tomius” followed-an-“intuitive-line,”
Landing in “Nirvana:” code-name – Nirvana Shinyo Sect 2,
Being “practiced” and-“clearly-evolved,” offering-alms-and-racing-through,
ALL spiritual hurdles – to employ “Siddhic** Acts!”

He-became (spiritually) rich-and-famous, shedding (spiritual) plaques!

And, “At the end of each year, special prayers all can offer,
Along with donations, to sweeten the coffer!”***
Just-offer-with-A-PURE-HEART – that “God’s will be done!”
Be-forgiving-and-decent to-be-“GOD’S FAVORITE SON!”
One Year: “World Peace!” Another? For-a-“healing,”
For-a sick-friend – Your-place-in-Heaven-you’re-“sealing!”

BUT-NOW LAST-YEAR, based-on-e.e.cummings’ “HAVE-AN-OPEN-HEART,”****
Tomius’-special-prayer: “May-I-in-the-new-year-start,
To OPEN MY HEART – to-your-Love and-to-nature;
I shall be humble and-use-the-“best”-no-men-cla-ture,
Which-is “unlifting!” and-may-I-always-BE-WITH-THEE,
To do your good will – and to live – hap-pily!”

And!-with-a-donation -Tomius- “sealed”-his(spiritual)year-end-request:
“I-want-an-Open-Heart, so-God, give-me-The-Best!”

He-put-his-envelope-in-the-offering-dish – & THE BELL, IT RANG TWICE,
And – Tomius had a fatal heart attack, and they “put him on ice,”
After-trying-to-operate with-a-fine-sur-ger-y,

And-YES! It-WAS-“open-heart!” NOW! The Moral – for Thee:

{WATCH WHAT YOU PRAY FOR – WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET “BETTER,”
AND DEVELOP “WELL” (SPIRITUALLY)! Some-Gods are specific “to the letter,”
AND WILL INTERPRET YOUR PRAYER WORDS – QUITE LI-TER-AL-LY;
SO WATCH OUT ABOUT QUOTING POETS WHO-WRITE-FIGUR-[-]TIVE-LY!}

fin โค

* – [more insane] than the way things are – around HERE!!!

** – Siddhi Powers” supernatural, mystic powers, like walking on water!

*** – This is a yearly practice in a Japanese group called Sukyo Mahikari, where transmission of Divine Light is offered, for the purpose of spiritual elevation and soul development, but donations are welcome, on many different, special occasions.

**** – Poet E. E. Cummings wrote a beautiful little piece:

Cult Week
Break your spirit
Break your soul
LOSE your life and the suffering you ensured and
You endured
๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
CULTS of Hell will steal your money and families money. Be warned
CULTS worship an Unrealistic expectations always one very WEALTHY Person. He has your money, you are his slave labor market. You lost two birth rights joining a CULT 1. PERSONAL FREEDOM 2. HOPE FOR YOUR FUTURE.
YOU ARE A MANIPULATIVE BY A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY AND FORCES OF EVIL.
Peace be with you ๐Ÿค—

Leave me alone – in my tears! OK?! [you filthy, disappointing hound dog!]

“THE GIRL!” a poem February 17, 2019 (SON-day)

The FIRST GIRL – you really, really get to disappoint, You Scumbag! is your mummy!
“HOW? (the longest pause here that you’ve EVER taken in your life)
Could YOU do THAT to ME – ’cause you came from MY tummy!
I ‘birthed’ you, I – BIRTHED – YOU – You? You! for God’s sake,
And-NOW! You- – or-ny bas – tard – YOU! doth forSAKE,
ME! Your MUM – by wearing a mum,
To The Prom!!!!! AND! going – going with some,
TERRIBLE! (Dare I say it?) DATE!
Are you telling me! (pause) I’m no-longer (pause) GREAT?
I ! who let you chew on MY nipples? For-God-knows-how-many-months,
And NOW! THIS! What? So, now – I’m just – one of the – – – – s ?”

AND, NOW!! You filthy, miserable [ ], you do EVEN MORE?
You LEAVE – your saintly mother – BEHIND THE WORN, FRONT DOOR,
Of-a-dark-lonely-house – stranded WITH THAT-GUY?!
That HUSBAND (that – – – – -!) and – EVERYDAY – she asks: “Why?”
She married HIM!? Well!? It was to have YOU!

YOU! You miserable dog [You should just die!] So, you-are-“drawn-to:”
ANOTHER! a beautiful girl – a sweet, dainty thing,
Who lovingly – PROMISES YOU THE WORLD, & [Yeah!] demands a diamond ring;
After-which – once (s)he’s got The Precious Jewel,
Forever-after-that – YOU ARE SIMPLY: “A FOOL,”
Who has disappointed – her EVERY HOPE,
And, now, in despair – THIS POOR LASSY – WILL JUST MOPE!!!
Mope! with your mother – and OTHER GIRLS TOO,
Like THAT ONE – you NEVER EVEN KNEW!!!
WHO LIKED YOU IN SCHOOL! It was: Smelly, Plain Sue,

And NOW! SUE, your wives (ex-wives) & YOUR MOTHER – talk o’ YOU! [They do!]
While they drink – up your wine – and whine! and play pinochle too,
And pray – for-death and/or disaster – in ANY way – TO FALL,
Upon THE HEAD – of the worst person EVER born – THE WORST ONE OF ALL:
YOU! Who have SO disappointed ALL the NICE girls OUT THERE,
And made them – CRY! and BITE THEIR LIPS! and PULL OUT THEIR HAIR,
Until they-are ALL bald – (pause here for tears) & have lost the best years of their lives!
Because of YOU! YOU! who-were-NOT-kind & decent, to make them proud wives!

YOU! Who, when you die and go to Heaven(?), WILL LADLE SOUP,
To all the lovely, young girls there! Who now – will just poop,
SOUP! ALL OVER THE PLACE – and YOU will clean it up,
YOU! ungrateful – unsavory – disgusting – DIRTYDOG Pup!

Footnote: [or -Paw Print, as the case may be!]

And, you-know, many years from now, when you’re a tired, defeated “also-ran,”
And you’re emptying “the offal” – from your mummy’s bedside pan,
She’ll LOOK UP! (with love and affection in her eyes!)
Even though – she sees – through – your “dutiful disguise,”
And-she’ll say: “You know, son!? You’re NOT THAT BAD!?”

And – YOU’LL DIE RIGHT THERE, but she WON’T look sad;
She’ll say: “FAILED ME AGAIN? HAVE YOU? YOU T – RD?”

And your sprightly, quaint soul – will fly off, like a little J – bird,

& mom – will try and shoot you down, with her “spiritually-charged” mega-mama gun,
Crying: “I’ll KILL YOU, you fowl thing – YOU! YOU-less-than-a-son!
You! failure of a person – who disappointed ALL the DARLING GIRLS,
Including MYSELF! You destroyed! all [of] our curls –
You flitted – and lied – and didn’t talk (nearly) enough;
You hid from our to-do lists, and you didn’t “stroke our stuff,”
In the right way – or (even) in the right place – You’re-a-disgrace!”
And she’ll hit you – right-between “those-SHIFTY -birdie eyes,” and you’ll go to a place,
Where yeast-infections-and-vinegar-douche-ings – rule and flourish,
& YOU’LL SIT IN THE DARK – Hole of Calcutta, where no one can nourish! ๐Ÿ™‚ – OMG

And! YOU’LL TURN – TOWARD THE EYES – OF A FRIEND ALSO THERE!
It’ll-be-Jesus!
“You-too, Jesus?”
“Yea! For, like YOU,
I-also!
LACKED,
“A-pair!” ๐Ÿ™‚ – Crying! I’m just crying here!*

fin โค

* – Leave me alone – in my tears! OK?! [you filthy, disappointing hound dog!]

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“THE GIRL, THE SEQUEL & THE RE-PAIR[ING]!” ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

“THE GIRL, THE SEQUEL & THE RE-PAIR[ING]!” a poem as a conclusion to the epic poem “THE GIRL!” presented here – before! February 17, 2019 [Sunday]

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO, HE-WAS IN-A “PLEASURE DOME,”
WITH-JESUS-CHRIST-THE-LORD, IN T H E UNIVERSAL WOEMB!

“And what-do-we-do-NOW?” “I DON’T KNOW!” said The Lord;
“Well, IF you don’t, who does?” [and] I-gazed – Hea-ven – Ward,
And noticed [I NOTICED] that [WE] were quite confined,
Within “Sugar Walls,” surrounding us, which luxuriously shined!

It was THEN! that I noticed – I WAS SOLITARY THERE;
THE PERSON I THOUGHT TO BE THE LORD – WAS ME, but I didn’t care!
I just sat there wondering – about “THE JAM”* I was in!
[And] about all the girls – DISAPPOINTED! by-my sorrowful life-of-“sin!”
How ALL the moms – their moms – and-their-daughters all were so sad,
Because of MY short-coumings! [Good Lord, I’m bad!]

I wondered about this special place, which smelled of fish, deep-fried,
And muffins-baked-to-perfection – and-if here I would always abide?!
Confined HERE – in this Heaven – or in this sweet-smelling-Hell,
A “Purgatorium!” I-felt (I guess) quite unwell.
Hopeless! YET STILL! I-wondered what-I could have done,
For ALL THOSE GIRLS – to-have-been a-better-“hon!”
MAYBE T H A T WAS IT! IF – I could have been more-like-a-“HUN,”
Who-would-rape- and-pillage – and, perhaps, SATISFY-THEM – utilizing: PUN!

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MYSTIC POET
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“Oh, well – WOE IS ME! I AM – such a disappointment!”
&-with-that THE PLACE DID SHAKE!!! &-from-the-walls-oozed-a-fragrant-ointment,
Which covered me – and I did grow – TO GRAND-E-PROPORTIONS, man;
I was “bursting at the seams!” REALLY EXCITED! and-spreading out – like a fan!
A PHALLIC STRUCTURE I BECAME, WITHIN THIS ‘ANNIC “PRISON!”
The Earth shook! Angels cried! It was – A-friggin’- CATACLYSM!
With-deep, deep-thrusts! I-soon-realized-this-was-IT! THE COSMIC-FUGUE,**
There was a lot of “traction!” A rooster crowed – a hen! I-heard-it TRULY-cluck!
Then, all the girls, in all the worlds, those unseen AND seen,
United! into one Kunta Kinte – and I-was: Mr. Clean!
I KNEW in a moment, as Mrs. Claus shouted: “Hurray!-I-have-made-IT-at-last!”
That ALL GIRLS WERE UNITED IN ONE, & all disappointments had passed!

For I WAS “The cock” of the “a-doodle-doo,”
AND ALL GIRLS ARE WON, WITH A BIG, BIG BANG 2!

And both [of us] that morning – equally lay – in “grass” no step had trodden black,
[For-it-had-been: A COS-MIC EN-COUNTER, within “The Cos-mic SACK!]

And THE ANIMA KNEW – AS-IT FLEW-OUT-OF-SIGHT,
SHE HAD FINE-ALL-EE-CUM – TO-AN INFINITE HEIGHT!
She-was ALL-THE-GIRLS! ALL-were-now SATIS-FIED,
And all was forgiven! WITH NO NEED TO HIDE,
FOR WHENEVER ANY GIRL – SUDDENLY – “NEEDED I T,”
I was ALREADY THERE! A-stroking each t – – t,
And massaging her p (rivates?) – and making her PURR,
For ALL GIRLS ARE “CAT WOMEN!” Yes, us “DOGS” will concur:
THAT DOING IT ” – – – – IE STYLE” IS A LITTLE BIT ROUGH,
BUT KITTIES DON’T CARE – WITH-A-[FULLY]-SATISFIED-“M – – – – F!”***

THE MORAL of The Story – and The END of Disappointment:
To satisfy all girls? Just-fugue-The-Universally-Truly- Wet-C –
Fugue-ing the-girls separately – simply don’t work;
For-by-doing-that none-are-satisfied; they-just call-you-A-JERK!****
SEPARATELY? Gripe – Gripe – Gripe!
But together? things-will-be: INFINITELY RIPE,
With all of them satisfied, all [of] them in bliss!
Don’t-take-’em-one-by-one – GIVE-‘EM-ALL – “THE-COSMIC-KISS!”
Mothers! Daughters! Aunts! and-Grams!
Do them ALL – with THE WHAM! of B A M ‘ s!

The Moral of the Story
” reality is Daddy will smack you
With a feather duster
Big Boy
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THAT YOUR SWEET GIRLS GET- T H E B E S T R I D E!
We’ll take care – of the “dings” and “bumps,” and we’ll really GRIND,
The bearings – To get those balls – so perfectly “round!”
Girls’ll-be – as-satisfied – as-fresh-herrings, we’ve found,
AND – They’ll PURR – and they won’t be squealing! [much!] and-they’ll smell better too –
Fresher! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! with Universal Bearing -Goo!*
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*** – MUFF-LER, a car part we use to reduce noise and pollution!
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Heaven on Earth ๐Ÿ’ฅ

WE ALREADY ALL MADE IT TO HEAVEN!” a poem February 15, 2019 [Friday]

WE ALL MADE IT! TO HEAVEN!! AND – IT’S TOO TOUGH!!! ?
We-weren’t-expectin’: WARS!-in-Heaven -or-CANCER!! or-POLITICS, kinda-rough!!!!

We all thought it would-be sorta like-harps and a cloud,
And that EVERYONE WOULD BE SMILING!! and no one would be proud!

But! YES! We’re HERE! We’ve-been-here-ALL-THE-TIME!

IN HEAVEN! You-KNOW-you’re-here – ’cause-there’s-so-much-GOOD-rhyme!*
With singing – and dancing – and makin’ love in the park,
As muggers-mug-the-heck-outta-people, who-wanna-see-a-movie-with-a-shark!

A SHARK! or, maybe, Mack The Knife! Here-comes-my-sweet – complaining-wife!
And concerned relatives – and hungry birds – AND A CAT,
With BORDER PATROL AGENTS(?!) – and-Australian – big-ol’-rats!! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yipes!

ALL – IN HEAVEN!? Whoopee! What a place!
I JUST LOVE (long pause) THE-FRIGGIN’ HUMAN RACE!

Well, what did you expect Heaven to be like?

I’M-GOIN’-FOR-COFFEE!-HAVE-A-NICE-DAY!-&-I-MIGHT-RIDE-MY-BIKE!

fin โค

* – Well, opinions may differ on that point!!๐Ÿค—

“MY LITTLE ANGEL!”ย  ๐Ÿ˜‡

“MY LITTLE ANGEL!” a poem a.k.a.: “For Ever After!” a.k.a. 2: “The Sound Of Laughter Goes Like THIS: Her-Her!” Valentine’s Day: Feb. 14, 2019 (Thursday)

Well, I found-A-LITTLE-ANGEL! I found her! OVER-THERE!*
She was cute and spoke so sweet! – with blue-eyes and blond-hair!
She promised me THE WORLD! and-I-did just the same;
SHE LOVES MY FRIENDS – AND EVERYTHING – & NO ONE WILL SHE BLAME!

BUT!-She-also has A-SISTER!!!** A LITTLE DEMON CHILD,
Who-is so jealous! and-worried! and-is a whole lot wild!!
Like-she – orders s-x toys (for me!!) off the web, talks “dirty” and-will-threaten,
To end her life IF I’M “NOT NICE,” and now my angel’s frettin’!

Angel: “Don’t list’ to her – she is-an-evil nasty little-thing;
She will bring you heartache! and-She’s-got-a-SUPERSTITIOUS-wing!”

“Well, yes, I know, my Angel Fair,
But I-also-see cockle-shells – in YOUR hair,
And I- KNOW THAT LIFE IS PRETTY ‘BROKE,’
And angels-and-demons are just a joke:
THAT YOU TWO, LOVELY, LITTLE SPRITES,
ARE JUST ONE-PERSON, WITH DARKS AND LIGHTS,
And-I-love-you-both – because you’re ONE,
Lovely (and) luscious ball of fun!”

“Now, DON”t love HER,” my demon said;

Then, Angel: “She’ll-get into-your-head!!!!!”

“Now, now,” I said; “you two make up –
For YOU’RE-A SINGLE, LOVING, SCRUMPTUOUS CUP;
Compromised of – two in-gre-di-ents:
ELIXIR SWEET and-INTOXIANTS!
Look! I-wrote-you-BOTH! some-po-et-ry!
You BOTH inspire – my HIS- tor-ee!
I WON’T TAKE EITHER-OF-YOU, WITHOUT THE OTHER:
You’re! The BLACK WITCH – and – you! my-sweet, dear mother,
Wrapped together, in ONE KISS!
A big-ol’-NIGHTMARE – and-such LOVE-FILLED BLISS!
So, I’ll-always love you, love you both,
With[In]-a-schizophrenic, horrific oath!”
With that! The-two -combined! and-went: “POOF!”
No longer two! and here’s the proof:
Each day I look – to see which one – – – will manifest, at-the-breaking sun!
I-do-expect-both! and that-is-life – – – Upon-this-earth – with-a precious-wife!
And “BOTH THAT MORNING EQUALLY LAY,”***
Inside our bed! Hip! Hip! Hooray!
This-morn, for instance, I got a kiss – – – and-experienced – some CONJUGAL BLISS,
But, yesterday! was EQUALLY grande! – – – For, my Sweetie! She-did expertly-land,
A big, ol’ punch! There-upon my nose! – – – Which one was that? I DON’T suppose!
Is-there-anyone-else-OUT-THERE, who-has known – – – A similar-situation, which-is full-blown:
IN EVERY GAL I’VE EVER MET,
But – that is life INSIDE THIS “NET,”
Of intrigue! criticism! charm! and-laughter! – – –
And-I’ll-love-my: HER-HER-Demon-Angel-Sweetie FOR-EVER AFTER! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Whoa!

* – pointing to one shoulder!
** – I am pointing to the other shoulder now!!
*** – See, “The Road Not Taken!” poet Robert Frost

Devil Women
Devil Women ๐Ÿ˜Š
Little Angel Eyes
Is a
Little Devil in bed ๐Ÿค—

“HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT?ย  BRING IT TO ITS KNEES!”HUMILITY!ย  You NEED humility!ย  I shall teach it to-you!๐Ÿ˜ ~ Whoa! ๐Ÿ˜

“HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT? BRING IT TO ITS KNEES!” a poem a.k.a.: “State Of The Union Address From Supreme Commander Boo-Hoo!” 02/13/19 (Wed.)

“HUMILITY! You NEED humility! I shall teach it to-you!
My name WAS Trump, but I’m-now-GOD! Supreme-Commander BOO-HOO!
My pledge IT was: (pause) To-make-you- GREAT AGAIN,
But, FOR-NOW-that-simply-means: paying for your sin!
For your sin – your-sin of-not-enough- DISCIPLINE,
For the sin of The Democrats – (which-is) where-you’ve-been,
Which is off with them, collecting checks,
From the government! Well, I’m-here-to BREAK YOU NECKS,
Just-like-I-did: on THE APPRENTICE!
Oh, you never saw it? Well-I-play- A PRAYING M(e)ANTIS,
For I AM so stealth-full – AND-I-SEEM-TO-BE-PRAYING,
But-NOW, listen! to ALL I’m-ever REALLY SAYING:
[LISTEN TO ME! I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS,
HOW-THINGS-SHOULD-REALLY-BE – AND – YOU’VE-BEEN IN THE DOZE!]
So! I’m waking you up! and-you-can thank me later,
AFTER YOU’RE BANKRUPT! No, no, I don’t hate-HER;
I don’t hate Hillary-or-Nancy – Yea! I-DO TOLERATE ROSEANN!
But, I-DON’T-HAVE-TIME-FOR-POLITICS! I’m a big “tweeting man!”
Yeah! a tweeting bird man, one like you’ve never seen!
I’M A REAL MAN! AND I’M FAIR- LY – MEAN!
And IF you’re finding it hard – to just GET BY,
Well, come by The White House, and I’ll give you some “pie!”
And Melania will greet you – with a big, air-head sigh!
YOU VOTED FOR US? Do you now wonder why?
Well! It’s BECAUSE: You don’t know how to think;
You watch too much FOX News! – or those liberals IN PINK!
You listen to TV EVAN-GEL-IZERS,
And use deodorant sprays – and atomizers,
And you order s-x toys – off The Internet,
And watch lots of TV – and I’ll even bet,
You never noticed ME! over at The Fence,
With Border Patrol agents – and Vice President Pence!
YOU THINK IT’S COINCIDENCE THAT MY V.P. HAS THAT NAME?
It rhymes with FENCE! (pause) So, you better blame,
Yourselves! for the predicament you now all are in,
I’m just teaching you humility, for – I-HAVE-NO-SIN! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Whoa!

fin โค

PEACOCK FEATHERS MAKE THE BEST FEATHER DUSTERS!”

PEACOCK FEATHERS MAKE THE BEST FEATHER DUSTERS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Aren’t There Enough Things Around Here To Be Scared Of?” February 13, 2019 (Wednesday) KARAOKE NIGHT at The Railroad Blues? Alpine, Texas, U. S. A. “We may all turn into pumpkins around midnight!” The Mystic Poet!

FRIDAY, The 13th – comes again – this month: TODAY! Wed-nes-day!
Watch-to-handle-mirrors-carefully! and-not-to-wear-TOO-MUCH – gray!
Peacock Feathers? Oh, beware! If-you-bring-them-in-your-home,
Unless, of course, you’re-in-Northern-Regions, where-They’re-OK!-IF-you-say-“OHM!”

Black cats? Oh! NO-NO NO-NO! Unless-you-are-a-witch! ๐Ÿ™‚ – or a warlock!
Yet-EVEN-Glenda, The-“Good”-Witch-of-The-North – can-sometimes be – (pause) [Contrary!]
Get-an-astrological reading – or – throw the runes, at least one time each year,
And NEVER – EVER walk backwards – unless-it’s getting near,
To-the-end-of-The-Month! Oh, &-don’t-forget: THE-LORD’S-PRAYER, said each day!
To keep “all of your spiritual bases covered!” It is THE SAFEST WAY!

It’s funny though! The-“smartest”-people-I-know! Have got these things they do –
OR DON’T – or-want-you-to-know: THE-THINGS-THAT-ARE-GOOD-4-U!

But, just remember, for each belief! There’s one that counters it too;
Who’s to say WHAT’S GOOD OR BAD – or how to apply the screw!
And-when you BELIEVE – it’s TIME – to impose your be-lief set –
On other people! You should know, I-BEEN-THERE! and-you can bet,
I’ve-been-twisted – turned! and thrown – upon-my-superstitious-fanny,
Trying to appease “the wise,” [AND SPIRITUAL!!!] who want to be my nanny! (pause)
NANNYs and MAMMYs have got their beliefs, that-they-learned while growing up,
To KEEP-‘EM’-SAFE and all secure – from-“evil-eye”-and-“poisoned-cup!”

And you can adopt whatever you wish – TO FILL-UP YOUR LIFE WITH FEAR,
Based on the super-sti-tions – That others hold so dear,
Or – you can tell EVERYONE, who-thinks-they-KNOW-of-what-you-should-beware,
That they need a [PEACOCK]-feather-“where-the-sun-don’t-shine!”
I THINK THAT’S ONLY FAIR! ๐Ÿ™‚ – FEAR! Lord-y, but it IS widespread!

fin โค

Myths or Facts
๐Ÿ˜Œ
Thoughts on Peacock Feathers
Kindness to Nature
Power of Peacock Feathers
Represents many things to
Many folk
Lots of thoughts from the Author
A different perception of past experiences
Written or past memories of cults
For others who have given their lives
For the protection of all Animals rights from hunters
To plumage and shoot Animals for self-gratification.

Peace for Animal Rights