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Limerick Corner

2 LIMERICKS ABOUT ALIENS: November 26, 2019 (TWOlimerickSDAY) “Identifying Aliens In Your Town.” Aliens (they) look a lot like us, Except they smell differently, and they don’t cuss. They smell (a lot) like a fart, But they have lots of heart, And they won’t drive; they only like to travel on a bus. fin <3 […]

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“TALISMANS, PENDANTS, SUPERSTITIOUS BOOGEY (wo)MEN.” a poem November 18, 2019 (Monday)

“TALISMANS, PENDANTS, SUPERSTITIOUS BOOGEY (wo)MEN.” a poem November 18, 2019 (Monday) Maybe you own a pendant or a good luck horseshoe orAnOmitamaCHARM, Your OWN “CONNECTION” to GOD and, therefore, you’ll NEVER suffer alarm, For, with your imaginary, I mean: TRUE, LINK, To The Divine Overlord you’re SAFE? I think: But perhaps, YOU CAN GIVE IT […]

I’m A honey delight ❄ cream cone 🍦🍦🍨🍧🍨🍧🍨🍧🍨🍦~ Toy Boy Lover

β€œA SHORT POEM BY YOUR INSOMNIACNYMPHOMANIAC.” a poem, 23 Oct 2019 [Wednesday] It’s after 2:00, and I’m having about as much luck, AtSleeping asFlyingToTheMoon, Honey, Wanna L O V E ? ME toSleep? FOR, IN YOUR ARMS, I KNOW, I’ll be in God’s Bosom, YOUR BOSOM. Oh. Oh. Oh. fin <3 β€œLimerick of LOVE.” I […]

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“A SHORT STORY ABOUT THE WHITE MAN WITH THE TAN.” a poem, Saturday, October 19, 2019 Irish Jim has got him a tan; it is BROWN and CLEAN, A tanThat makesHimLookMoreLikEaHispanicManThanAnyHispanicManI’veEverSeen, So, when Jim was approached by “Pablo at The Bar,” WhoWhispered “I hate white men,” Jim said, “But surely white men are, JUST LIKE […]

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“BIG WORRIES:” The Limerick Corner of Worries, Worries, Worries, a little set of poems that have really BIG significance, posted on FridayWorryDay, Oct. 18, 2019 A limerick called: “THIS IS REALLY BIG:” “IF I’mWorried, it’sA BigDeal, Oh, WOW, AndItNeedsToBe TakenCareOF RIGHT NOW, ‘Cause my poor, worried mind, IsMostAnnoying you’llFIND, IfNOTresolvedSoonI’llhave[Me]Acow.” Another limerick called: “BLOW MY […]

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