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Here we go again 😂 This was sent to me by an email Follower in reply to the Section on LETTER TO MY HUSBAND 😀 CONGRATULATIONS MR AUTHOR. YES I LAUGHED, HERE IT IS FOR YOUR DAILY Laugh 😁( only a Male blogger would back hand DAZ )

“LETTER TO MY HUSBAND!” a poem. a.k.a.: “In The Air Tonight!” 

My dear, DEAR Husband, makes me wait,

On “pins and needles,” yet, I hesitate,

To load THIS gun – to get it ready –

To fire at him!! But-my-hand is steady!

My “kinda-Nice” Husband – he makes me wait,

He says that [In patience, our souls will-become GREAT!]

Well, I’ve got-a GREAT gun, loaded now –

I think he’s treatin’ me – like a milking cow!!

I’ve waited LONG – for “What’s-His-Name!”

He’s said: “Impatience is to blame,

For [my] ill humor!” Well, I’ve got news,

For Mr. Smartie-Pants – I’m-a drinkin’ booze!

{Time … passes!}

I’ll wait for Mr. Tardy! NEVER MORE –

His riddled body – is beneath the f – – – floor!!

I fired A LOT – right-between his eyes –

For BEING LATE – and-bullets (are) like-flies!

{Time … passes!}

I’m really, really lonely – since His Death,

My dear, dear Husband – no more breath!

BUT – THEN – ONE NIGHT! HE DID APPEAR!!!!

My Dear, Spooky Husband! You-bet-I-shed-a-tear:

“Don’t kill me, Honey! Besides, you were late!”

“Oh, Darling,” He said; “for goodness’ sake!

Remember MY PROMISE? My precious, Sweetie Pea?

I’ll-always-be-your-DEAR-HUSBAND – for Etern-i-ty!!”

So, listen, ladies: BE WILLING TO WAIT!

For your dear husband – NO MATTER HOW LATE!

For my dear husband, no patience had I –

Now (there’s-only) NECROPHILIA! & I cry & cry!!

I cry! because-of-the-smell – there-is-such-decay,

All this rotting flesh!! EVERY DAY!

But! His smile? it-is-still – Cheery & Bright!

 

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Little Devil ~

One person in a hundred can play a musical instrument, one in fifty can sing in tune, no adult drinks milk or eats honey, and the major pleasures of a mature person include sex and intellectual activity. Consider the Christian notion of heaven – which Mark Twain did so memorably in ‘Letters from the Earth’ – and you can see why Hell might not be the worst place for the likes of us. I’ll be waiting for ya ♥

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Devil Women

AND-SO AS I MISSED ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS

“DON’T WORRY (TOO) (MUCH) (IN 2019) !” a poem January 1st-est ’19! (Tues.)

When everything DISSOLVED! in 20 – nine – teen,*
It was THE LONLIEST TIME – that I’d ever seen –
And! you’know? WHAT-I-MISSED-“THE-MOST?”-(you-wouldn’t’-expect):
Well! I-missed-Trump’s-“tweets”-and-Fox-News-Direct!!
I missed:
All-The-Killings; The-Wars, and The-Porn,
The women (so harried!) – and some of them shore!
N!
I MISSED SOCIAL MEDIA’s BLOCKING ME FREQUENT,
And-all-the-girls – at-The-Bars – tellin’-me- HOW-INDECENT,
And gross – and disgusting – and pitiful – I AM!
I missed all the things – with-great-flavor – like: FLEM,
And bodily-secretions – and PIMPLES! that BURST!
ALL OVER MY FACE! Yummy-gee! AND – The-worst,
Stuff of ALL – that I yearned for – that I YEARNED FOR – again,
Were: The Doctors – and LAWYERS – and Preachers! Amen!
And-the-hypocrisy-of-Religion – and Governments – and BUSINESS!
I missed ALL THESE THINGS – plus-The-His-and-Her-His-ness!
The-Battle-of-The-Sexes – and spousal abuse,
And – animal cruelty – and-Bullwinkle-J-Moose,
AND-SO AS I MISSED ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS,
Like – my years at The Dojo – where Jamie M. sings,
Songs of Sweet Love – and doth play violin –
And-The-Doshi-kept-reminding-us – of-IMPURITY-and-SIN!
Y’Know? I-just-missed-IT! I just (paused) missed it ALL!
SO I BROUGHT IT ALL BACK!
Happy-Year! Have-“a-ball!” 🙂 – OK! Thanks!

fin <3

    • NO ONE is gonna remember this, ’cause IT happened, and THEN I brought you ALL back – Well, anyway, y’know – I am just a cog – in the machinations of life! Well, OF COURSE, I’m – JUST KIDDING! (It REALLY never happened!) 🙂 – So, you just won’t tell ’em? “Yup!”


NUTURE🕊

Beautiful friends I am being guided to call upon you all to be the love you were created to be. Also to receive the life energy (love) as the balance required. Allow the higher energies of life being they angels of light or light workers of the beautiful Jesus Christ to intuitively share true life with you.
No longer can we put off understanding that love is your mission, to give and receive and take ownership that is who you are and the rest is in separation from true reality.
Many challenges are laying before you and you taking ownership of your real self will enable you to help many but more important at this time is preparing you to your true self.
Know that at this time in your situation on Earth that progress will be made easier if you adopt the bride of Christ role for the feminine energy of nurture of one self and others is taking over from the male role of new conquests and power of control over all situations. Be the powerful children of love and respect of the creator God. Now some of this balance of the feminine has already started but be aware not to use it to become controllers and power male energies, which will lose the balance being asked for.
This I want to make quite clear the energies is not making men like the opposite sex or women thinking they want to take control like the male energy. Its about accepting Life (God) and being balanced in bringing yourself home in Gods love, led by the truth of true reality preparing for New Beginnings. I will no doubt come back to this subject when I am being guided.

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