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A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, ‘Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.’ He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, ‘ What’s your occupation? ‘I’m a prostitute’, she says. The accountant is […]


Funny Stories ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt ************************************************************************* OPINIONS […]

Mystic Poet ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

โ€œSIGNIFICANT TOUCH, NOW, FOREVER!โ€ a poem a.k.a.: โ€œBedbugs Unite(d)!โ€ November 2, 2018, Friday! {Large acrylic: โ€œAbstract: Jack and Rose, Together!โ€} The importance of TOUCH – is well documented, Existence itself – must-be – supplemented, By stroking (and) caressing! Please! DO-hold-your-baby, And, when we are older, it ISNโ€™T a maybe: YOU NEED TO HAVE OTHERS – […]

Mothers Milk ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

BIOLOGY EXAM: This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.   The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It […]

Testicle Therapy

Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. […]

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