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Venting 😁

Venting so I just went to Woolworths this morning to pick up a few things I needed. I was waiting in the self-check out lane and I dropped a $20 dollar note The guy in front of me picked it up. I thanked him and told him it was mine and he said “things found […]

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Funny ~

A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, ‘Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.’ He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, ‘ What’s your occupation? ‘I’m a prostitute’, she says. The accountant is […]

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Funny Stories 😁😁

NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt ************************************************************************* OPINIONS […]

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Mothers Milk 😅😅

BIOLOGY EXAM: This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.   The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It […]

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Testicle Therapy

Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. […]