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A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a
thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like dat cute widdle
bwown wabbit over der?”

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, “I don’t think
my python weally gives a thyit.”

Blonde Joke

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
“I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy.
Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly explains, “No, I’d be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
“If you need anything, just let me know,” he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
He rushes out to her, and asks, “Are you going to be okay?
Is there anything I can do to help?”
“No,” re plies the blonde,
“I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!”

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  CATHOLICS DON’T SIN!!β€”this must be a true story

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, idly chatting and watching the front door of the brothel across the road. 

They see the local Baptist pastor appear, knock on the door and quickly go inside.

“Would you look at that!” exclaims the first Irishman. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites those Baptists are?”

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the brothel door, knocks, and also disappears inside.

β€œDere’s another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and silly hats!”

They continue drinking while roundly condemning the pastor and the rabbi when they see their local Catholic priest knock on the brothel door.

 “Ah, now dat’s sad,” says the third Irishman, β€œOne of the girls must have died.”

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POSTED IN: TUMBLR’s “OpennessDotCom:” on Dec. 26, 2018 (Wednesday)

Hi, Tumblr-Censors: I hope you have a nice New Year – – – Filled with love, without-hate-and-fear! – – – No fear of people, losing clothes – – – No fear of-telling-you, I suppose: – – – That your-idea – of proper and prim: – – – Is morally deficient – and pretty dim! – – – I hope that worms and bugs of doubt – – – crawl-up -into (pause) – your fine snout! – – – And infest your brains, with-a-little-sense! – – – For, humans-can-be-silly – and-sometimes dense! – – – But, in-the-long-term, ALL – will-be-heard! – – – THE-BEAUTY-OF-SEX-AND-OUR-BODIES is-not-so-absurd!
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Only in Australia πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Gotta love Australia; once you’re bitten – it’s very difficult to leave.
Safe holidays and we hope you manage to get out and explore Australia. And commissaries for those who have to work through the Christmas break. 😦

Baptist Cowboy- have to love itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€

Baptist Cowboy- have to love it

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”

“Dr. Fine’s Fine Advice!” 😁

“THE PRESCRIPTION!” a poem a.k.a.: “Dr. Fine’s Fine Advice!” Dec. 14, 2018 (FREYA’s Day!)

I’m workin’-to overcome asthma – and IT IS NO SURPRISE:
With plenty-o’-water-and-sunshine – and lots of exercise,
I’m-losin’ that-ol’-asthma! And I’m TAPPING* also too!
“Positive Affirmations! can-be really good for you!!

I’m-dealing-with-that-hay-fever – the water’s clean and pure,
That’s-my-focus, along-with-sunshine! O.M.G.-it’s-really-The-Cure!
I’m-includin’-good-ol’ exercise!! Some long walks are “the ticket!”
I LOVE – to swim and hit THE BALL: soccer-tennis-and-cricket!
I’m-workin’-to-improve-my-good-ol’-“BOD, to make my lover smile,
I-wanna-be-“fit,” right-to-The Brim! I-can run a country mile!
I’m eatin’ regular meals again – with’-the-water-and-sun-o-shine,
I-ain’t-listenin’-to-no-mo’-pill-doctors! I got me DR. FINE,
Who told me: “J-Jay, get off your arse – and limit-social-me-di-a,
And TV-shows-and-dark, cold corners! Don’t-be-no-bloody-i-di-a(t)!!**
SO MY ENERGY LEVELS ARE NOW “THROUGH THE ROOF,”
I’m-emptying-my-garbage-(again!) – and I-HAVE-the-PROOF:
That THE REAL PRESCRIPTION for-an-exuberant-life,
Is: Get some fresh air – then “do-it” with your wife,
Until she smiles, and-her-eyes-become-so-bloody-clear,
That she says: “You’re-my-guy, you’re-a-HUNKY-DEAR!”

dr, fin. ❀

Postscriptural poetic-ness:

Freshly-squeezed-orange-juice-in-the-morning-time-and-I’m-cutting-down-on-the-beer,
I’m watchin’ LESS – of “Fox & Friends,” so I’m-losing all this fear,
I’m limiting my criticism – (pause) to-only 2-or-3-outs per week,
And NOW-I’M-FEELIN’-LIKE-A-MILLION-BUCKS!
I’m-no-longer “up The Creek!” πŸ™‚ – Yay! 4 me! yay! fo’ US! Whoopee-doo!

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Continue reading “Dr. Fine’s Fine Advice!” 😁

Merry Christmas Craig started to get the feeling he’d turned up at the wrong Christmas party 😬

Craig started to get the feeling he’d turned up at the wrong Christmas party 😬

Photo: Brian Duro at Visit the Great

Ocean Road

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