Category Archives: AMERICAN PRESIDENT

Should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall?

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist’s had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

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Nothing like doctors’ opinions! 😌

Nothing like doctors’ opinions!

My source didn’t indicate whether this came from a recent convention or not!
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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist’s had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

Supreme Court chief justice issues extraordinary rebuke of Trump – 7 News

Supreme Court chief justice issues extraordinary rebuke of Trump – 7 News

https://au.news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-chief-justice-issues-extraordinary-rebuke-trump-193247682–spt.html

American President?

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, she wants her sign back

The Coin Toss

A,U.S. Mint spokesperson announced the plans for a new fifty-cent piece that was being issued in the honor of two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale. When questioned by a reporter why two people were going to appear on the same coin, the spokesperson replied, “These two men were selected to simplify life for a vast majority of Americans.”

The reporter then asked, “Could you explain how this would simplify life for Americans?”

The official responded, “Certainly, I’d be happy to. Now, when they toss a coin, they can simply call Ted’s or Hale’s.”

Fake News 👅👅 Issy Paris News Reporter & Porn Actress🙄😯

This is for the USA, but I thought you might want to know:

There are 61,000 sealed indictments at the Department of Justice Prepared by Sessions and Huber this past year. They are ready to be unleashed and thousands of people will be arrested, probably in a 24 hour period by military police and special forces of the Marines and Army. Many politicians, company executives and Hollywood and media types will be arrested. They will be taken to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba or Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean to face military tribunals under UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice). Many people on the left will revolt against these actions by our President and there could be riots, revolt, retaliation against our government, leading to possible civil disobedience and civil war, as our government take over all mainstream media. Communications may be down or sabotaged, food supply and utilities like the Internet may be down. There will be presidential emergency alert system messages to your cell phone announcing the national emergency or marshall law, like on October 3 2018, but this time it will not be a test. Please be prepared for your safety. Most civil unrest, if any, will be in large metropolitans areas like where you live. Please prepare to be safe with extra food, drinking water, batteries, cash, passports and ID’s for you and your family.

This may happen as soon as tomorrow or sometime before January 2019, but it is coming.

Please heed this message and be prepared.

May God help the USA and Australia

Make your way to Australia immediately..

Lots of room for Mr Trump to in Camberra 😂😃😄😅😆

Just another Prime Minster for the Liberal Party….

😀 only in Ausralia do they know hold a world record of installing a new Prime Minster every 6 months, welcome Mr Trump to our Parliament the funny farm 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆

Editor : Thought of the Day

Subject: THE CARAVAN OF CRAP!

71 miles per day? 3 tons of faeces per day evaporate without even a whiff ? Fake News ?

THE CARAVAN OF CRAP

Have you noticed their great shoes ? The media says they wear flip flops !

The Hondurans in the caravan, the 7,000 people walking north to America, where do they go to the bathroom?

And eat and sleep and store their clothes?

And how is it that after a week on the road they are clean and their hair and clothes are well kept?

How is any of this possible?

And why do these people, supposedly fleeing intolerable conditions in their homeland, carry little flags from their homeland and break into its national anthem when the TV cameras show up?

And speaking of which, for oppressed people, they all seem to be pretty well fed, well groomed and well dressed. Their hair is neat and newly cut, their clothes are clean and in good repair, and they are built like people who have had ample nutrition all their lives, being well developed and, many of them, overweight.

And none of them look dirty or unkempt, like they had been sleeping on the ground for the last week.

There’s just nothing in any of this that makes sense.

Supposedly, these several thousand people spontaneously decided to leave Honduras, walking north in a group, hoping to trek the length of gang-plagued Mexico and present themselves as refugees and prospective Democrats at the American border.

Which, again, makes no sense whatsoever.

And leaves a lot of big questions unanswered, and ignored by the press. Such as, who organized this? Who is paying for it? How have they covered 500 miles in a week?

Seriously. Any number of American “reporters” have walked beside a sympathetic walker and talked about how this particular woman and her children had trekked half a thousand miles over the last week or so.

That’s 71 miles a day.

The best soldiers through history have been able to march 25 miles a day.

How have 7,000 people been fed and watered? And how have they gone to the bathroom? If the average person across the world produces about a pound of solid waste a day, that means that these folks are somehow disposing of more than three tons of faeces each day.

That’s a heck of a lot of crap, even for a Central American roadway.

Provisioning such an army of people – the equivalent of 10 combat battalions in most of the world’s militaries – is a large task. Transporting and distributing the food and water necessary to keep those people moving is a massive chore which the press says nothing about.

The entire enterprise, as a spontaneous ad hoc event, is implausible.

As an orchestrated international attempt to influence an American election, it starts to make sense.

And ought to alarm us.

Unless it’s only Russians we don’t want screwing with our democracy.

Unfortunately, none of this has made the evening news. It’s almost as if the press, in whatever scheme is afoot, gladly accepts its role as propagandists to the American people.

Every story is sympathetic, as if an attempt to enlist viewers and readers in this caravan and the politics it symbolizes.

And so the story is not about an orchestrated attempt to manipulate electoral opinion and violate the borders and laws of the United States, it is about compassion and Trump and xenophobia and racism. It is the October surprise, it is the Blue Wave.

And it is all nonsense.

Because all of these people, if legitimate, have the ability to apply for American asylum in their own country – as do the residents of most nations of the world. We have consulates and embassies for a reason, and this is one of those reasons.

We also have laws and an oath of office for a reason.

Laws, so that “we the people” through our elected representatives clearly and systematically govern our society. Law is the means by which the people express and exercise their sovereignty. Disobedience to law is disobedience to the will of the people, it is the subverting of their sovereignty and franchise.

Breaking the law is denying you the vote. Your vote elects representatives – lets you pick the country’s direction – and the representatives write the law. If that law is ignored, your representation becomes meaningless.

You get screwed.

And the oath of office?

Members of Congress – even Democrats – swear an oath to “bear true faith and allegiance” to the Constitution, which establishes our system of laws and specifically charges the Congress with making the rules of naturalization and immigration.

Who comes across the border and under what conditions they can stay is a constitutional responsibility of the Congress. That is to be determined by a congressional vote, not by a Honduran mob.

Failure to insist on that – even for Democrats – is a violation of your congressman’s oath of office.

So there is not a Democrat or Republican response to this travelling army of invaders – there is only an American response.

And that is: Turn around and go home.

Because the law of the United States does not allow a mass entry like this. The law does not declare the borders open.

If Democrats and progressives don’t like that, they can try to change the law. If America’s progressives want open borders and believe all the world’s people have a right to live in the United States – as they say they do – then they should adjust immigration law accordingly.

But until then, if they are to keep their oaths of office, they must stand for the law and the border.

And they must tell their surrogates to turn around and go home.

This caravan does not shit. That’s what makes them so fast. Believe the caravan is legit and you have to believe Dr Ford was accosted by Kavanaugh.

So far, only one news organization, Fox has sent an investigative reporter to one of these countries. She made the uncomfortable observation that over 1000 backpacks were new and all the same.

American PRESIDENT Painting

John McNaughton painted this picture of President Trump and named it “Respect The Flag.”The painter says, “I painted President Trump picking up a shredded and trampled flag off the football field. He holds a wet cloth in his right hand, as he attempts to clean it. I respect America. I respect the flag, the anthem, and the President; because he doesn’t back down to those who do not.

“Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one”

The noun tump has an obscure etymology.😅 Oh my, looked like TRUMP 🌞😂 and sounds like Trump 🤔😅

noun
British Dialect. A small mound, hill, or rise of ground.
British Dialect. A clump of grass, shrubs, or trees, especially rising from a swamp or bog.
British Dialect. A heap or stack, as a haystack.
Examples:

Despite the fine afternoon sunlight all around, the tump itself seemed steeped in perpetual shadow, brooding and ominous.
Stephen R. Lawhead, The Spirit Well, 2012
They buried the coffin in their garden. No cross marked it, just a brown tump in the bleak landscape.
Willy Peter Reese, A Stranger to Myself, translated by Michael Hofmann, 2005
Origin:

The noun tump has an obscure etymology. It is a dialect word used mostly in the British West Country (Somerset, Cornwall) and the West Midlands (around Birmingham). Tump may come from the Welsh noun twmp “round mass, hillock,” unless the Welsh word comes from English. Tump entered English in the 16th century.

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President Trump

“THE POLITICAL ENTERTAINMENT RATIN’s  ‘H I G H’   – AND SO ARE THOSE FOLKS IN OFFICE!!’TEXAS COWBOY 💥💥

“THE POLITICAL ENTERTAINMENT RATIN’s ‘H I G H’ – AND SO ARE THOSE FOLKS IN OFFICE!!’ “ a poem. a.k.a.: “The Exciting DAYS OF MY YOUTH – Re-visited!!” a.k.a. 2: “Alas! The Way We Were!” a.k.a. 3: “My School Days Were NEVER This Exciting! … Or Important!” Sept. 30, 2018: [Sunday]

POLITICAL REALITY SHOW SIT-COMS! Are-”heavy”-on-the-political-scene!*

Here comes good ol’ Judge Cavanaugh – Looking all too keen!

Gotta “clear” his “good” name – so-he-can (just) TAKE That Blasted Bench,

But FIRST – Let’s pause! And-inhale-some:

ENTERTAINING STENCH!

The stench – OF ACCUSATIONS! Decades auld;

We NEED this entertainment: ON ALL THIS STUFF WE’RE “SOLD!”

We’re sold SO MUCH, about everything, Honey,

We need a SPECTACLE – Perhaps The-Easter-Bunny?

Let’s dress The Judge up – in a bunny suit,

And bring in some other bunnies – from-his-school – to boot,

And everyone can sit – and point their nasty fingers,

And “spin” their good ol’ stories – they’re-a-bunch-o’-real “wing dingers!!”

We NEED our entertainment; we NEED to fill our screens,

We need to use the time, to concoct our silly schemes –

OF: Boy Meets Girl – and Boy Becomes Man –

And – Man Is “Corrupted” (?) – In A Devious-Political-Plan!

Man Becomes Judge – JUDGE NOT! Oh, my people,

What a(n) hilarity! Do I spot a “righteous” steeple?

Of The Glorious, Aged – Church of Satan?

Who cares! As long as – The show’s got a good ratin’ !

NO! Wait! THIS guy did it! No? Him? No, HER:

OMG! This-here’s-SO-exciting! THE WAY – WE (almost) WERE! 🙂

fin. <3

* – especially in The Good Ol’ United States at this time!! 🙂