“LETTER FROM A JEALOUS HUSBAND!!”
“If I can’t have her, I have a plan!”
Wrote the-trembling-hand – of a jealous man.
So he locked his wife – inside her room,
Trapped with her lap dog – and a mop and broom!
“Let me OUT, you lout!” cried she;
“Never again! You can’t fool me!
You-have-a-man-in-there! Trapped! in-a-BOX!”
“I’m only watching movies – of guys-with-big – – – socks!”
“NO, NO – YOU’LL NEVER FOOL (again) THIS FOOL!”
“Come-on-now, Graham; try-to-be-cool!
And-jus’-lookie-here – at-my-friggin’- [ !”
“YOU’RE N O T COMIN’ OUT, ‘CAUSE I S T I L L LOVE-YOU!”
“All-right, YOU WIN! I just – never knew:
How much you love me; you have SUCH emotion;
Come-on-in-here, Sweetie, and smooth-on some lotion,
On my sexy, soft – and subtle skin;
Come-on! OPEN-UP! Let’s-do-some-sin!”
So – he ope’d-the-door, her jealous man,
And-she-hit-him-over-the-head – with-a-frying-pan!
And she called The Police, and they came to get him,
And-Kim-&-her-phone-sex-lover – Well! Their-love-‘ill-nev – – -er-“dim!”
So, the moral of this story, when you got cha a pretty wife – – – lock-her-in-her-bloody-room! Lock-her there FOR LIFE – – – ‘Cause fiesty babes are often bound-t’-break-out- friggin’-free! – – – Don’t-let-her wander – out-under-The-Sky – Did-ya-like-this- XXX-Mas Memory? 🙂 -?
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