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~ A Western Ballad – Allen Ginsberg

When I died, love, when I died
my heart was broken in your care;
I never suffered love so fair
as now I suffer and abide
when I died, love, when I died.

When I died, love, when I died
I wearied in an endless maze
that men have walked for centuries,
as endless as the gate was wide
when I died, love, when I died.

When I died, love, when I died
there was a war in the upper air:
all that happens, happens there;
there was an angel by my side
when I died, love, when I died.

~ A Western Ballad – Allen Ginsberg

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No worries mate ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ

“NO WORRIES, MATE!” a poem a.k.a.: “We In The Pink!” 12 May 2019 (Mum’s Day)

You know that we’ll be FINE,
For LOVE has poured “the wine,”
We’re sipping all the while,
And LOVE, She loves to smile!!!

LOVE-says: “Worry’s-such-a-silly-way,
To-spend-[our]-courtship!” Let’s-just-“pray,”
Expressing-gratitude! for-finding The-One,
To-have-and-hold-forever! Now, life’s such fun!

We watch The World [try-to]-thwart-Love’s-firm-embrace,
While-you-and-I-are-together, forever, in-our-special-place,
Which is: (pause) OUR ONE, TRUE HEART,
From-which (pause) we’ll NEVER part!

Yes, we-are-frail-and-weak,
For-we-THINK-we-STILL (?) must seek,
To make things sort-a Ma- teralize,”
And let The World continue to trick our eyes!

The-World-tries-to-make-us-THINK-we-need,
To plant some “better” seed,
But EVERYTHING’S JUST FINE;
FOREVER, [and-ever] we will dine,

On LOVE – and her fine drink:
Which-is: AMBROSIA! and-it’s SO pink!!

fin <3

Harmony๐ŸŒผ

.Pleaseโ€œHONEY? ARE YOU AWAKE?โ€ a poem. a.k.a.: โ€œIs That A โ€˜Gโ€™ String?!โ€ a.k.a.: โ€œI Just Wanna Make Harmony Tonight!โ€ May 9, 2018 – Odinโ€™s Day.

โ€œHoney, are you awake?โ€ – โ€œNot now – Iโ€™m strung out!

My โ€˜scrollโ€™sโ€™ vibrating!โ€

โ€œWhatโ€™s-it-about?!โ€

โ€œI just-dunno! Iโ€™m too tight – or loose – or dry,

And, damn-it, WOODY! I donโ€™t know why?

I know Iโ€™m only a 7/8, so Iโ€™m not whole,

Perhaps, too much pizza-cato I extol!โ€

โ€œHoney, your figureโ€™s perfect, and – Just-down-the-street,

Often – ensembles, (pause)

They will meet,

And talk about your perfect pitch!

Please, HARMONY, Iโ€™ve got โ€˜an itch!โ€™

LETโ€™S PLAY!

My-bow*-is-lovely-long-and-taunt, and-it-is-you, I really want! Come on, Baby – letโ€™s-pluck-strings-and-sin and make us a real nice violin!โ€ ๐Ÿ™‚

fin. <3

    • one word: โ€œHORSEHAIRโ€

“TO THE PARTY OF THE FIRST AND SECOND PART, LET’S NEVER PART!!”ย  a poemย  25 April 2019 (Thor’s Day)

“TO THE PARTY OF THE FIRST AND SECOND PART, LET’S NEVER PART!!” a poem 25 April 2019 (Thor’s Day)

Ernest Hemingway* once said: “THE WORLD-is a fine place [and] worth fighting for!”*
I agree WITH THE SECOND PART, but nothing more! (long pause)
And WHAT IS “THE WORLD? Perhaps, every place offering THIS illusion:
“THAT EXISTENCE IS-NOT ONE!” Yet, existence is, arguably, a delusion,
And, as such, has no “one-ness” at all!
So what? Grab-your-cell-phone and give-me a call,
And we’ll talk, if-I-“click,” and-we’ll-talk-if-I don’t!
Two-tongues-can-interact! French-kissing, I won’t,
Mind-at-all! if-with-you it-is-done,
For I love your-breath’s aroma, so-kissing-you’s-fun,
But-another-person? No, thanks! So, Honey, let’s kiss away,
For-I’ve-found YOUR mouth! and-I-think-of-it-all-day!

Love is absurd! Love-is kind-of-“gross,”
But, Baby, towards-you is-where-my-mind-and-Heart-goes!

You can’t argue [much] with attraction – is THIS WORLD of ours;
I’ll-even-yearn for-your-kisses, as I’m waiting-“behind-bars!”

You’re-my “Party-of-The-First-Part,” and I’ll fight for “your hand,”
But THE WORLD-can-be-terrible, not-aw-fully-“grand,”
For-IT-loves to undo – what-might-make-us-happy!
But-STILL! Let’s sign-THE-contract, hoping-the-future’s not-crappy!

You purchase your ticket; you take[s] your chance;
You kiss the one – with-whom-you-want-to-dance!
OR YOU DON’T – and-then you-CAN-regret,
NOT-being-with-“THE-LOVER!” So, please, don’t-let,
The-Party-of-The-First-Part, your-potential-“better-half,”
Get away at all – (S)he’s-a “Golden, Fatted Calf,”
Just waiting to be eaten – by-you, Oh, Second Part!
She’s-what’s-worth-fighting-for! [These-are-“Things-of-The-Heart!”]

fin <3

* – a famous American writer, novelists and adventurer, who won The Nobel Prize for Literature!
** – I attribute this entire quotation to Morgan Freeman, as Officer Somerset in “Se7en,” an interesting film, without a happy ending!!

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COWBOY POETRY WEEK Thanks

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“I CAN’T SLEEP WITH ALL OF YOUR NOT CARING!”~ Texas Cowboy ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค 

“I CAN’T SLEEP WITH ALL OF YOUR NOT CARING!” a poem April 22, 2019 (Monday)

Mary M. did-burst into-Their-Room!
She seemed distraught, and she carried a “secret” BROOM,
Which she repeatedly, brutally – hit Him with!
[He had him a helmet, but it wasn’t a “pith!”]*

“Care!” she screamed; “You MUST care about things,
Because insomnia (TO ME!) – your non-caring brings!
CARE! about starving babies – death – GOD – and taxes;
Care about ‘internal affairs’ – and medical FAXes,
About ALL THE AFFAIRS – of This WONDERFUL World!!!”

“Ruled by Satan!” He said; and-she-once-more-twirled,
The broom back around – for some MORE good, ol’ whacks!

She said: “Satan’s ALL RIGHT! Just-you-read: [The] Book of Acts,
Where, I think, it-says: Lord Satan – is POSITIVE – and SHINY,
And likes to soothe us, worried women, by-tenderly-pinching-our-heinie!”

“But The World is ILLUSION! That’s why I [really] don’t care,
Anymore-for-it-than [for] ‘dreams,’ The-World’s-up-in-the-AIR,
And it always has been and it always will be,
So, why-are-you-so-annoyed – with-little, ol’-me,
Not-caring-if-this-place endures-or-explodes?
There-are other-worlds, my Love ! oth-er DaVINCI CODES!”

“Well, now that you’ve said ALL THAT, maybe you’ve got a point!
BUT I STILL NEED SHOPPING MONEY, and-if-you-gimme-some, I’ll ‘anoint,’
You with my love – and fly you to The Moon!”
“Now, that’s worth caring about!” He said, and-they-were-lovin’ right-soon!

fin <3

* – Pith helmets are quite sturdy, so his “helmet” might have been a little, soft thing, that did not really protect his delicate person, poor guy!! ๐Ÿ™‚ – I’m gonna cry! Is that OK?

“YES!”ย  a poem in the series: “Under Cover Poems, Intended For Skin-to-Skin Contact Plus All!”*ย  April 2, 2019ย  (Tuesday) ๐Ÿค—

“YES!” a poem in the series: “Under Cover Poems, Intended For Skin-to-Skin Contact Plus All!”* April 2, 2019 (Tuesday)

I used to be: A MAN OF THE WORLD! I had extra dough!
People really RESPECTED me – and everyone did know,
To NOT disrespect ME, for I was a jolly, good fellow of “means!”
I wore silk suits and ties – fancy shoes! Never jeans,
And – THEN ONE DAY IT ALL ENDED!!

I met YOUR panties! and we – were “friended!”
I love wearing your “britches,” soft and nice;
I love sniffing them – and keeping them in the refrigerator (on ice)!

So they’re cool, when the weather is a little bit hot,
And YOUR PANTIES ARE TOO! although their temperature may not!

THAT’S RIGHT! I have become – “A Panty Man!” ’tis my greatest joy!
I AM – your “Panty Man!” Your lingerie-ing boy!

I love your panties! Their smell! Their feel!
I collect every panty you give me! WHAT-A GREAT-DEAL!
My past!? is past!! It-couldn’t LAST,
For, compared to ANYTHING else – Your panties are a blast!

Different colors! Different styles!
Each-one-of-your-panties – is-worth: a zillion smiles!

fin <3

* – That’s right! There HAVE been others in this series! You simply have missed them!

“LIGHT BEARER IN MY ROOM!”TEXAS COWBOY ๐Ÿค 

“LIGHT BEARER IN MY ROOM!” a poem March 31, 2019 (Sunday)

I found me an angel! NO, not-Lucia, in-my-room,
Nor Priscilla – Angela – or Florencia-in-bloom!

This-one did come – into-[my]-vision SHE was,
And I fell for this angel – You-ask-WHY? because:

SHE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH RADIANCE; her eyes sparkled gray;
I found me an angel! So, I-found-love today!

SHE said she craved chocolate – sweet, dark and mild;
SHE said: “I bear light, but I’m aw-fully-wild!”

So-SHE is my “tonic!” SHE-is an-“elix[ir]a!”
So, I-named-HER for glory! Her name is YELIXZA!*

fin <3

    • meaning: Bearer of Light!

“INSPIRATION!”TEXAS COWBOY ๐Ÿค 

“INSPIRATION!” a poem, a.k.a.: “The Basement Story!” March 25, 2019 (Moon-day)

Skin touching skin touching skin touching skin!
I am just crazy! for-you! LET ME IN!
I-just -wanna-be-CLOSER than I can recall,
Ever-being-with-anyone, Spring-Summer-or-Fall!

[THE STORY!]

I-was-trapped-in-The-Basement, when-this-maiden-approached!!!
She locketh-ed the door, then I THINK that SHE “coached,”
ME IN THE WAYS OF SUBTLE(?) ROMANCE!
She sat next to me and she said: “Wanna dance?”*
And-“HAVE-YOU-EVER BEEN T H I S-CLOSE – TO-A-GIRL BEFORE?”

(uncomfortably long pause)

I-was-so-shy, my-eyes-dropped-to-the-floor!!
BUT, SUDDENLY, INSPIRATION WHISPERED TO ME,
That-I-should-say: (whisper) “YES,” but-then, un-ex-pect-ed-ly,
Get REAL CLOSE, with skin touching skin!
“BUT-I’VE-NEVER-BEEN-‘T H I S’-CLOSE!” Then-The-Maid-let-me-in!
Into HER HEART!*** She-was: my-sweet-dream-come-true,
But, now, Dear Friends, here is a-moral for you!

A MORAL-to-the-story! about INSPIRATION,
[Even-if-all-your-friends-applaud “your in-itiation!”]
For: “YOU CAN-BE-TRICKED WHEN INSPIRATION IMPELS,
YOU TO GET CLOSE!” Can-you hear wedding bells?
Ding-a-ling-ding-a-ling, SKIN TOUCHING SKIN!
Lovely, pregnant-mamas, in “the basements of sin,”
Like to entice – all-the-boys with their “wares!”
INSPIRATION-MIGHT-“STRIKE!” But-is-it the-answer-to-your-prayers!?

fin <3

* – or it could have been: “I-like-your-pants!”**
** – PANTS: perhaps what I was wearing – OR – the sounds I was making! It’s unclear!
*** – Well, for gosh sakes, what else would it be? mmm?

RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS๐Ÿ˜

RULES FOR GUNFIGHTS

Gunfight Rules


“Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.”


In a gunfight, the most important rule is … HAVE A GUN!!!


These are shooting tips from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules… If not, you should get one, learn how to use it and learn the rules.


RULES


A Guns have only two enemies: Rust and Politicians. Rust can be prevented, Politicians cannot.


B It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried out by 6.


C Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.


D Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.


E Never say “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off, or the hammer cocking.


F The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.


G The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always Win – there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always Win – cheat if necessary. Always Win – 2nd place doesn’t count.๐Ÿ˜


H Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets … you may get killed with your own gun, but they’ll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty.๐Ÿ˜


I If you’re in a gun fight:

(a) If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

(b) If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

(c) If you’re not moving, you’re dead.๐Ÿ˜‚


J In a life and death situation, do something … it may be wrong, but do something!


K If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L Never fire a “warning shot”, that is just one wasted bullet, which could be needed within moments.


M(im)๐Ÿ˜You can say “stop” or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won’t have to press 1 for Spanish/Mexican, or 2 for Chinese, or 3 for Arabic.


N Never leave a wounded enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. In court, yours will be the only testimony.๐Ÿ˜ƒ


O You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.


If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, forward to others you know who also believe.

๐Ÿ˜

“Love The One You’re With!”๐Ÿ’™

“IDEAL POLITICS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Love The One You’re With!” Feb. 19, 2019 [Tuesday]

A man came up to me and said: “I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF TRUMP!”
And I said: “But I LOVE THAT GUY, and he’s much-more than-a-bump!
HE’S A FULL-FLEDGED, RIGHTEOUS KIND OF FELLOW,
Who SHOULD be President! and-should [also] sit and be mellow,
On a throne! A THRONE – of finest brass,
With everyone! Just EVERYONE! kissing – his HAND,
And BESIDE HIM, IN A PLACE OF EQUAL POWER,
Should be HILLARY! They could be sitting {of course} in-her IVORY TOWER!
They’d be SEATED TOGETHER, with hands clasped, in LOVE,
And Melania behind Donald – Melanie! above,
With Hillary – smiling!-and-cordial! a beautiful Democrat, down below,
And-What’s-His-Face-behind-her?! Oh, yeah! BILL!-we-all-do-know,
THESE FOUR CELEBRITIES COULD FORM A QUARTET,
And sing beautiful music – on The Internet,
Getting lots of HITS and adulation,
And they could all go together, on vacation,
Renaming themselves: BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE,
And they could all share THE GOLDEN CHALICE,
THE ARC OF THE COVENANT and THE HOLY GRAIL!”

[THAT’S] MY IDEAL OF POLITICS! and-they could even sail,
In a good-will ambassador kind of ship – a ship-around-the-world,
Spreading love & peace & joy, with their sails unfurled,
And – The Wind – and The Sun – and The Ocean – could be as one,
The U. S. S. GET-TOGETHER would spread so much fun,
And – The Lion will cuddle with The Lamb,
While we’re all eating peanut butter and jam,
Sandwiches! & God in Heaven will bless us from above,
& THE EAGLE WILL FLY WITH THE DOVE! ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yeah, man! Groovy!

fin <3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEdUUr5tnE

Texas Cowboys ๐Ÿ˜

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, ‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?โ€™

The cowboy says, ‘Well it’s like this Sheriff ……

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…. So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts…so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town, cowboy.โ€™

‘And here I am.’

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

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Tricky ๐Ÿ˜Ž

“CENTRAL THEME 2!” a poem February 16, 2019 [Saturday]

A VENGEFUL! TRICKY! GOD! Is that what we really need?

Will not such A GOD AS THAT – perhaps- try to-impede,

Us-from-getting-ANY-happiness? or-satisfaction, in-Life-or-Death?

I THINK: THE VENGEFUL, TRICKY GOD’S THE ONE WHO GIVES US “METH,”
AND PHARMACEUTICAL DRUGS – AND PROMISES OF HEAVEN,
AND HAPPY EVER AFTER, WITH RACE CARS, EVER “REVV-IN’ –
MAKING LOTS OF NOISE AND FUMES! COMPETING! CRASH-N-BURNIN’ –
SAYIN’ LOTS OF LONG, LONG PRAYERS! AND REALLY – OVER-LEARNIN’!
STICK-TO-YOUR-DIET; BE-SURE TO EAT “CLEAN,”
WHEN “CLEAN” DON’T EXIST, AND-CENSORS-CALL: “OBSCENE!” EVERYTHING! THAT-MAKES-YOU – FEEL-[EVEN]- A-LITTLE-BIT-GOOD!

I think The God -you’re-worshiping ‘s “A Devil,” and(s)he-obviously would,

Prefer-to-have-you remain – in-a saddened-fearful-tearful-dreadful-state,

FOREVER! and-FOR-ALWAYS! How-is-that so great?

– A Nazarene’s response to worshiping The God of Organized Religion!

fin <3

God night my Angel
Time to sleep
๐Ÿ’ฅ
I wish you kisses
hugs ~ love
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING
EVERY DAY OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE
LETTER TO MY HUSBAND
โค

Animals Rights

“PEACOCKS BEWARE!” a poem
Peacocks! Peacocks! Don’t -ever-bring-HUMANS – into-your-pen! – – – For they will bring – bad luck to you! ‘specially-if-they-think-you’re-a hen! – – – In which case, they will TRY – to pluck! Yes, pluck-out all your-nice “show!” – – – Thinking-they-can-cook you up! as a- fricassee-ed-po-llo, – – – So, keep them OUT – those vile “chaps” – and-their-lady-cooks TO BOOT! – – – Cowboys (and Indians) [are] SO STUPID! THE HUMAN IS A BRUTE! – – – Plus! They are SO DULL – their color is – like – DIRTY TAN! – – – kinda burnt reddish- orange, the color of pitiful man, – – – And – SO! They covet – YOUR FINE FLAIR! – – – Your feathers’ hue – so, just beware! – – – Keep those filthy things WAY OUTSIDE! – – – And, from-them – your feathers! Always HIDE! fin <3

Symbolic Beliefs
Animal Rights
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“IT’S JUST!”๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

“IT’S JUST!”* a poem February 12, 2019 (Tuesday)

SO SIMPLE! It’s – simple! The-Why-How-and-WHOM!

I-JUST LOVE YOU, it’s-“yummy!” in our “little room!”

I like: HOW YOU SOUND! How you think! and-How you look!

How you smell-taste-&-touch! and-MY!-But -How-you-can-“cook!”

And – You can “cook my goose!” Just any ol’ time!

I LIKE: How your words – can-combine in a rhyme!

And – THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES – is-as-an-“Angelic-Glow!”

These are THE THINGS that I simply DO KNOW!!!

Which makes you SO PERFECT – to be with me now,

And ALWAYS! FOREVER!

And-just-make-me -go: “WOW!” ๐Ÿ™‚ – Yeah!

fin <3

* – so SIMPLE!! ๐Ÿ˜

Happy Valentines Day ~ Australia ~ 14/2/2019๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘„