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Blue-blooded Tannic Acid, oh my golly gosh, poor little Jimmy crak-horn 😄 ( only in America )

“BLUE BLOODED.” a poem, a.k.a.: “Look Who’s All The Rage?” Oct. 21, 2019 Tuesday

Now, Gentleman Jim says His mother could’a’BeenH is pan ic,

Poor little Jimmy Crak-horn and his mate Jack
🤕🤕🤠🤠😎😎😎😎😕☹🤕🤕

Which makes a lotta sense, for we’ve detected a quantity of TANNIC,

ACID* in his blood stream, which turns his skin to blue;

I mean, no wonder he tans so easily; what’s The World coming to?

Warning ⚠️Tannic or Tantra Acid gives you hair on your chest. Did you know that! 😵😬🙄

When Jim goes to (The) Mass, and the priest asks him: “How,

Did you ever get to be so ‘black & blue,’ “

HEsays: “Mother was a Jersey cow,

Who married a Brahman bull, and, of course they had ME.”

“You’re THE FINEST (K)NIGHT we will ever see.”

So, what happened? Well, they declared Jim A SAINT,

And, when he went to India, let’s just say, “THERE AIN’T,

NO ONE THAT LOOKED MORE LIKE ‘Krishna’** than Jim.”

So, they fed him a lot to keep him from being too slim,

Because in India their “Masters” need to VERY BIG;

They made Jim (the) LORD OF INDIA, and they brought “The Sacred Pig,”

And “The Sacred Cow” and “The Clever Monkey” to Jim’s big, fat, ol’ wedding;

He married Parvati,*** and now they’re bed wetting,

And, in America, Jim’s brides are all Spanish and warm,

And Jim asked The Mystic Poet with some alarm,

“Are charges of polygamy possible?” “No,” said The Poet,

“FOR YOU ARE A GOD; now, all people know it.”

So, Jim is A LEGEND, just for getting a good tan,

Well really! Interesting story this is 🙄🤓😎😴

AND he hits a “cross court shot” like nobody can.

You might say (that) Jim went from “The Blue Lagoon” to “The Deep, Blue Sea.”

JIM, BIG BROWN JIM, offers winning (ground) strokes to (for) you and me.

If I had the s _x __al energy of A JIM, you could almost bet,

I’d be AS POPULAR as HIM on The Internet,

For Gentleman Jim now does a Podcast which goes worldwide,

And now there’s NO PLACE THAT JIM CAN HIDE,

‘Cause the pretty ladies follow him, YES, all over town.

To think he was once just “Catholic Jim,” who sometimes wore a frown.

WELL, THERE’S NO FROWN NOW,

For “The Brown Bomber” has surely come of age.

BLUE and BROWN. BEAUTIFUL. JIM is, of course, ALL THE RAGE.

fin <3

The “Brown” limerick:

If you wanna impress a pretty chick,

Just get you a tan real quick,

For girls like theBrown,

They’llWanna layYaRightDown.

A brown boy’sAlwaysA realGo(o)dPick

  • – It would be more accurate to say that TANNIN was found in his blood; tannin, rather than tannic acid, is the substance actually found in green and black teas.

** – The great, blue Saint of Legend. Krishna, which means “Christ” in Hinduism, is considered the 8th avatar of the God Vishnu AND a major God in His own right. “Blue is beautiful, baby.”

*** – In India, Parvati is considered to be the wife of the God Shiva, The Creator and Destroyer, The Third “Person” in The Great Hindi “Trinity.” This gives us further insight into the magnitude of Gentleman Jim’s lineage. Wow. 😮

Big Jim Jack 💁
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