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Another interview Mr Porter ~ only in Australia 😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

AN INTERVIEW.

Interviewer: Mr Porter, thank you for your time.
Porter: Oh, that’s just fine.
Interviewer: Mr Porter, you seem to be quite angry about Jetstar cancelling 48 flights tomorrow and industrial action.
Porter: Oh, yes, you see, a few companies have been very naughty, and haven’t been paying their employees properly.
Interviewer: Well, who else are you aware of.
Porter: Oh, there was a supermarket giant. I have to get my feather out.
Interviewer: Your feather?
Porter: Yes, you see, I have to ask the CEOs to come to my office and hold out their hands and they’ll get a little tickle with it.
Interviewer: A little tickle.
Porter: Yes, you see, it’s not nice of them to not pay their employees properly. You see, Scotty from Marketing said that those who have a go will get a go.
Interviewer: He did, but what did he actually mean by it?
Porter: Well, he meant that if you line up for a turn on the merry-g-round you could have a ride, but you have to me very quiet. You see, the operator doesn’t like people who make noise.
Interviewer: Doesn’t he?
Porter: No, you see, if these naughty CEOs don’t pay their employees properly, those damn unions start making too much noise. So much so that I have to put my earplugs in.
Interviewer: Is that right?
Porter: Yes, you see, if there’s too much noise, the government gets a headache.
Interviewer: Does it?
Porter: Yes, you see the unions come in and the start playing music.
Interviewer: Is that bad?
Porter: Oh, it’s terrible. You see, demands for wages are music to the ears of the not so quiet people. And the din gives us a headache. You see, people start singing I’m Still Standing, and oh, the noise is terrible.
Interviewer: So, what are you going to do?
Porter: Well, I’m going to get the CEOs to come to my office and after the tickle, I’m going to say, “Now, I want you all to be good boys and promise me to pay people properly, “Dib, dib, dib! Dob, dob, dob!”
Interviewer: That’s for the boy scouts.
Porter: Oh, they’ll be good boys, they’ll promise me.
Interviewer: We’ll have to leave it there. Mr Porter, thank you for your time.
Porter: Hey, Pot, can you ask them to be a little quieter, and stop crying.?

Hello Professor my Sweet Pea

”Tea Pot” as you dub me 😂 I really want to get a Feather Duster and shove up your Backside 😂😂😂😂

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By KINDNESS WISDOM

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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