J Jay Samuel Davis

Only in America Sad but true Satire is Free Too

God Help America


Every movement is painful; every moment is an eternity.

The morning begins, and the loud speakersΒ remind us that:”God loves us;

God has a plan; God grants us free will, and we are free and well.

β€œThese messages are provided each day to insure that we know they are true.

We are given bread and water.

Β  The water is cold, and the bread contains gluten, which we are reminded is not good for health, but we need not fear, for the hospitals assure us they are working on a vaccine to make everything even more free, and we are promised freedom from pain because there are many good pain pills which we can have if we freely work hard.

The free elections are near, where we can select which Commandant shall rule us in our freedom.Β 

Anything he decides will be good, and we will be reminded that what he does is what we want because we freely selected him.Β 

We watch free films without any happy endings on TV all day long and look forward to political advertisements which, along with food commercials for food that is not good for us and drug commercials and insurance ads and reminders to love our freedom, remind us how free we are.

There is a suggestion box in each barracks, which is packed full because it is never emptied, filled with slips of paper that say: β€œPlease kill us now,” with writing on the outside of the box: β€œPlace Prayers Here and You are truly free and God loves you.” 

There are many old posters on the walls that read: β€œFree Assange.”  Assange is someone nobody has seen for a long time who was a freedom fighter who lived long ago who proclaimed: β€œThings are not as free as you think.”

We are free to be experimented on all day long.Β 

We have metal information boxes which we willing carry everywhere that tell Them where we are and keep us from getting bored in our freedom.Β 

We hear bells and sirens all day and night, which keep us on our toes and keep us from getting any restful sleep.Β 

Every movement is painful; every moment is an eternity.Β 

It is good to be free.Β 

It is good to be happy.Β 

It is good to be alive.Β 

Every movement is painful; every moment is an eternity.Β 

(Thank goodness we don’t live in a concentration camp and are not assigned numbers!)

Only in America

By Wisdom Kindness

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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