“A TRIBUTE TO JEWISH MOTHERS? ON THE DAY BEFORE JESUS GETS CRUCIFIED!” a poem April 18, 2019 (Thursday) a.k.a.: “How Many Jewish Mothers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? A: They Prefer To Sit In The Dark & Suffer!”
All-my-life-I’ve-been-a-Jewish-mother, yet I thought myself a man!
I never had any children, but, in-my-sad-life, I (?) had this plan:
It-was-to-suffer-and-deny-myself tasty food and drink,
And-of-taking-things-a-little-easy, and I never wore me mink!
I never picked out any good clothes, and I gave all my wealth to “The Poor,”
Or, even if they were “richer” than me, “Let me get you the door!”
I will help you along – and deny me a song,
And stay up late, with a face so “long!”
I would worry about others – and what they might need,
When I just needed sleep! Isn’t-it-best – just to bleed,
And to sacrifice and suffer – for-a worthy cause?
Well, maybe it is – if you’re in-The-Land-of-Oz!
The thing (I-think) with “religion,” is: it-wants-to-“set you up,”
To-give-your-life-more-suffering – and to drink-eth from the cup,
Of gall – or-of vinegar – so-you-can do “a Jesus thing!”
Yet, whenever? did The Gospel? that directive bring?
So, I think we’re sold a “bill of goods,” especially by Paul,*
Who suggests it’s best [for everyone] to suffer! You! Me! us, ALL!
To all be Jewish Mothers – and suffer-at-The-Cross’-“foot,”
And be like Cinderella, wallowing in the soot!
Well, I-dunno! I-think-IF-you-suffer because-“bad-stuff”-just-occurs,
You should-simply-try-&-“deal with it!” but – WHEN SOMETHING in you “stirs,”
And urges you to work-HARD and find-things-to-worry-about,
That-could-be-Satan, a-Jewish Mother! (S)he-is SO DEVOUT!! 🙂 – Whoa!
* – An apostle of Christ, who supposedly had “a encounter” with Jesus, while busy going around killing His followers, and, then, tried to make up for it, suggesting that everyone should follow his shining example!