My perfectly perfect Gal down under ~

“BUNDLE OF JOY!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Perfect Preference!” July 21, 2019 (Sunday)

A-man-I-know-begs – for long, straight-legs and Isaac’s got “hips” on his mind,

And some men want milk, from pendulous breasts, whereas some-simply-love:

the-behind!

There are all sorts of girls – and guys in The World, and preferences range high & low,

But-each guy-&-gal must make their own call! Their I-Deal-date, they-just “know!”

It might take a-little-while (and se-ver-al miles) to track down your perfect, sweet “mate,”

And those in Australia – will just yell: “Oh, Hell-yeaH,” when in-walks that-someone so- great!

For me, in my dreams, my perfect gal beams – and-smiles with-a mischievous look!

She’s-a-Bundle-of-Joy, for this horny boy; I’ve searched her in every porn book!

She’s-not very-tall, kinda-shy (What a DOLL!)

And SHE’S THICK,

And SHE’S SOFT,

Yet, SO-WILD!

She’s a bundle, she is! not-too-big, for-her-his, and she’s smart! Oh, so-clever – and MILD,

But NOT mild in s – x; she’s my Tyra-X-Rex, for in bed, flames fly high overhead!

She’s-SO-RIGHT! My-de-light! She’s-a-“fountain”-of-light! In-The-Category: “Gorgeous, drop-dead!”

What-A-PACKAGE, right-size, from her breasts – to her thighs, which are strong and can BOUNCE! ALL AROUND,

So-I-can-grasp-her RIGHT-IN, & indulge, for-“a-win,” for she’s “FOX-y” and I am her hound!

fin <3

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Ruhi Dagnanasar ~ Ganged Rapped ~ Australian News

Ruhi Dagdanasar, 50 was sentenced to at least 16 years behind bars for kidnapping, drugging and gang raping an 18 year old girl.

We at FACAA get a lot of stories of remorseless rapists but this guy and his mates are right up there with the worst ! To say they showed little remorse for their crime is an understatement. The fact is they still believe the 18 year old girl WANTED TO BE GANG RAPED BY 3 MEN SHE DID NOT KNOW !

Toxicology reports found 25 times a normal dosage of the date-rape drug, GHB in her system which was given to her in spiked drinks, plus methamphetamine that she had been forced to smoke. The pipe was held to her mouth as she was drooling and incapable of lifting her head. The young girl would have been rendered incapable of moving, let alone consenting.

Two men convicted over the gang rape of a teenage girl, who was held captive for 12 -14 hours and forced to take drugs, have both been sentenced to more than 20 years behind bars. Ruhi Dagdanasar, 50, and a second man, 39, – who can’t be named – were sentenced to a maximum 24 and 26 years behind bars on Friday for the 2017 rape.

The 18-year-old girl had been waiting for an Uber at Auburn railway station after leaving a high school formal after-party, when she was lured into the wrong car by a man in the early hours of the morning. The man allegedly sexually assaulted her and then drove her more than 20km to a home in Glenwood where her convicted attackers were waiting.

Over 12 hours, the teen was gang-raped seven times.
The young woman had to sit through 5 days of evidence including videos of the “vile and degrading” rapes. Videos taken by the rapists, on their mobile phones, and tendered by them as evidence that it was consensual sex. This was rejected by the jury.

In the NSW District Court on Friday, the judge described the ordeal as “an undoubtedly horrifying experience” before sentencing the two convicted rapists. Dagdanasar, 50, was sentenced to 24 years in jail, with a non-parole period of 16 years. The other man, 39, who can’t be identified, received 26 years jail with a non-parole period of 18 years.

We have absolutely no clue why his accomplice, who was named earlier, cannot now be named or why Dagdanasar is the only one of the trio who can be named.
The 3rd ‘man’ is still on the run, living as a free man in Turkey according to msn .com.

When Dagdanasar’s accomplice was in court he tried to tell the judge that the girl β€œclearly wanted” the rape. He even went so far as to say β€œshe was 18, it was her formal night and she was there to party.” They gave her 25 times the normal dose of GHB in spiked drinks and methamphetamine they forced her to smoke. There would have been no possible way she could have given consent, let alone agreed to the horrendous sexual acts she endured.

For the record if you have to give someone 25 times the normal dose of GHB date rape drug, they are not ‘into you’, they are not looking to ‘party’, you are committing RAPE !

We are happy to hear that rapists are finally being given a decent sentence, 24 and 26 years maximum, with 16 and 18 years minimum, however we can’t help but think that is more likely due to Dagdanasars 11 page long criminal record and his co-accuseds criminal record spanning 22 pages, than a turn around in the way our legal system is viewing rape.

We believe all judges should hand down sentences like these whenever a child is raped.

Our judges have the power to hand down sentences of up to 25 years and yet they constantly hand out pathetic slaps on the wrist.

Every sentence of child rape should be at least as tough as this one!

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Oh my goodness me Roachy ~ Ran away πŸ€ͺ

“THIS ONE’S FOR ED, WHO WAS BANISHED FROM THE REGION!” a poem Sunday: 21 July 2019

The council met LATE; dear old Ed missed the date! “We’re concerned! Where is he, Mr. Roach?”

“I don’t know-and-I’m-concerned! Perhaps Ed just got burned, by The Poet, who’s sometimes “a coach,”

&-will ex-cor-i-se – some of us, no surprise – IF HE FINDS US ALONE IN THE SINK!

“I don’t like Mystic Poet; he is mean! (We-all-know-it!) He’s so cruel – and-he thinks that we stink!”

“Well, ho-ho – and ha-ha,” said Dear Ed’s great grampa! and-Ed-was-now-sure very-late!

“Perhaps poor Ed is dead! This-one’s “on-The-Poet’s-head!” said Eddy’s po-tent-i-al-mate,

Whose name was Croleen – and she was quite obscene, but the tears rolled so thick down her cheeks,

And-her-antennae-did-twitch, as-she-continued-to-bitch! Did you know: Cock-a-roaches have beaks?

Yes, it’s true, don’t-be-blue; Ed’s outside! Here’s a clue: HE WAS TRAPPED-EARLIER inside a glass!

Trapped-by Mystic-Poet, and now you all know-it:

OUTSIDE! IS-HIS BANISH-ED ArSSe!

fin <3

Baby Shower my Dreams ~

“THE LAST CHEESE STICK YOU’LL EVER NEED!” a poem 21 July 2019 [SUN.]

I’m SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, I gave you my LAST cheese stick!

I-figured – it might be a substitute – for-my firm, throbbing LIPs!

I gave you a reduced-fat mozzarella stick, so-as not-to-affect-your-hips,

Which are curvy and delicious, and I really LOVE your style,

And-I-think (like MR. SMITH*) you should be replicated, mile after mile!

SO, I SAVED THE CHEESE STICK WRAPPER & DID EX-PER-IMENTS,

TO CLONE YOUR GORGEOUS NATURE! I PUT UP MANY TENTS,

In my back yard, to-“house” the Many You’s,

But I NOTICED! a lot of “them” started to drink a lot of booze!!

I found AN ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT! I dug it up one day;

It said: “The prettiest girls always like to drink a lot – and STRAY?!”

So-after-several-weeks, EVERY-TENT-GIRL had (at least) one intimate guy,

IN HER TENT! They-were-all-drinking – and-getting REAL HIGH!

Well, sometimes MY PLANS DO BACKFIRE, but – I’m-still-IN-LOVE-with-you!

I think I’m gonna start: “The Cheese Stick Girly Zoo!”

Maybe I can make a lot of money, and then I’ll settle down,

With lots of “ugly” brides! There-are-many-of-them-around!

But I’ll NEVER give them CHEESE, for it might make them SO-pr[i]etty,

That I-will-be ALONE AGAIN! without-no-arse – or [T] _ _ _ _ PITY?

fin <3

  • – from The Matrix films! Mr. Smith is played by Hugo Weaving!

Letter to my Husband ~

What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.

I love you for trusting me with your heart and trusting me with your pride

I love you for needing me by your side

I love you for bring out those emotions I never knew I had inside my heart

I love you for the way you treat me when I’m sad

But most of all I love you ’cause you’re mine

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Naked~ Did you know this?

“THE NAKED & THE HOLY!” a poem July 20, 2019 (Saturday)

Did-you-know Lord Jesus was-charged with-statutory-rape?

& St. Paul-was-a Pharisaic “snitch?!”

Plus, most-of-The-Disciples actually returned-to-fishing,

& St. Mary – was-burned-as-a-witch!

IF you REALLY knew The Truth, would you actually continue to pray?

To-a-bunch-of-what-today-we’d-call: “generate-folk?” trying-to-point-The-Way?

Mohammed, a-camel-driver, married-a-gal-15-years-past-his-age,

And, when she got “too old,” he-took-lots-of-widows! Yeah, what-a-“sage!”

What a bunch of over-s – – ed, over-inflated egoic guys!!!

The Buddha? into-c – – – – – – – – – s! His-ladies-uttered-[MANY], sacred sighs!

Upon-“her-mountains,”-at-120-years, Moses could-STILL “get it up,”*

Loving beautiful, desert maidens, like a ravenous, horny pup!

What all these folks had IN COMMON – was a yen for The Girls!

From-Lao-Tzu’s-sacred-scrolls: “On his shaft, many-virgins-he-twirls!”

And – Confucius! Joseph Smith! and Krishna! were-sought-by-many-women!

Even Nanak Dev (a Sikh) would “SEEK” numerous-babes-for-“rimmin’!”

So, IF-you-KNEW your Founders were a bunch o’ “horny gurus,”

Sniffin’-’round-for-estrogen, like Pro-verbi-a-al Bur-ro(u)s,

Would you still go – to: Church, The Temple – or The Golden Dome?

Or would you be your own guru & bed-down-with-your-lover** AT HOME?

fin <3

  • – Check out the final chapter of Deuteronomy if you don’t believe me!

** – or concubines!!

American President Obama ~ singing President Obama of America

Expectations 101 ~ American history

“EXPECTATIONS 101!” a poem July 18, 2019 (Thursday)

Sadam Hussein wasn’t insane, or-at-least-not-as-much-as-me,
For he always looked forward to wonderful things, like-beheadings, [over]-by-the-sea!*

“I-expect-always: THE-WORST, [and]-therefore, what I-get,
Is something PRETTY GREAT!” Well-Hussein-it’s-a-good-bet:
THAT NOBODY KNOWS-REALLY WHAT-IS-THE-WORST;”
We-THINK “BAAAD”-is-The-Worst, so This-Bubble, let’s-burst!

Arguably, THE WORST OF-ALL is “TERRIFYING?-OBLIVION,”
But-not-like-in-The-Movies, Dears! That’s-just-so: “ple-bi-an,”
Or “juvenile!” “ludicrous!” or-just-plain-“Holly-wood!”
A SAD-FLICK-CAN-ONLY JUST-BE-SAD! I-wonder IF-we-could,
Even-grasp that-OBLIVION’S NOTHING-even-at-all;
It’s NOT EVEN a speck-of-sand on The Plainest Wall!
It’s-not-even a-speck reflecting itself,
Or-a barren landscape, with-a-wee, silly-elf,
All alone by-its-lonesome! Crying-lonely-and-sad,
For: AS LONG AS THERE’S ANY-THING! IT’S-NOT -“ABSOLUTE -BAD!”

It CAN’T-BE-“the-worst,” un-til-NOTHING-remains!!!!!!**
“Something’s-ALWAYS-“good,” even with pains!
For, PAINS are something, BUT-[GO-AHEAD!] Make-your-strate[d]gy,
To EXPECT-THE-WORST, but-the-only-tra[d]gedy –
Is NOTHING! Nothing! That is “Bot[d]-[d]TOM,”***
Or-“Top,” but-who’ll-know-it ? It-won’t-be-SA -DAM!

fin <3

  • – The Persian Gulf, next to Iraq – part of The Arabian Sea!
    ** – See you can not EVEN describe it because, of course, NOTHING ever remains, for there are no “remains” to NOTHING! See!? It’s a bunch of words, with no meaning!
    *** – BUT! Nothing has neither top nor bottom! See how ridiculous this all is! and – how ridiculous I AM – or even that “someone” “appears to be” considering it. “ALL IS FOLLY!” Ecclesiastes 1:14! (which suggests that EVEN THE BIBLE is FOLLY, or vanity! It is ALL BOGUS!)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uz7I9g9ymY
  • – or ANYONE (NOT EVEN “GOD!”) Without US, Whatever God IS – has nothing to experience anything with! πŸ™‚ –

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iPQneaD20

Political Criminals ~ America

“POLITICAL CRIMINALS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Political Humor? Family of Criminals!” a.k.a.: “We’re ALL A Bunch O’ Criminals! Get Over It!” July 20, 2019 [Saturday]

“Let’s convict, Assange! We-caught-“the-rabbit,” didn’t-we? and-he-broke-The-Law,”
Say “government supporters,” like-maybe, for-instance, Melania’s* Dear Grampa?**
As-mentioned-below, Her grampa’s dead, but-do-you-remember-Noah? (of-The-Arc),
Or Solzhenitsyn? Nelson Mandela? or Good-ol’ Joan-a-D-Arc***?

THEY WERE REBELS! Insurgents! ILLEGAL! as-H – L L,
AND! “Right as Rain!” I-think we-aught-a-YELL,
OUT! in-support of-Assange’s-“trans-par-ency,”
Which SHOULD-BE commendable! For-aren’t-governments-supposed-to-be,

FOR: “Power! to-The-People!” NOT: for-THEIR-OWN-self-preservation?

I-THINK POLITICIANS “MOSTLY” ARE-JUST-“ON VACATION,”
Smiling – and-campaigning! (or worse!!) and, basically, “dicking-around,”
Just like Tricky Dick Nixon! Remember THAT HOUND?
Now, THAT NIXON! (pause) There’s-someone REALLY-“above-The-Law,”
NOT LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE, who was pointing-out AN OBVIOUS-FLAW:

THAT THE WORLD SYSTEM OF POLITICS SAYS: “THE COMMON MAN CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH,
SO WE’LL HELP THEM ‘HIDE FROM IT!’ FORSOOTH! FORSOOTH!”

Perhaps, it’s time to “dust off” some history books – and set some matters straight,
That – governments have been notorious – for: BULLYING! and HATE!
Sure, things might work out, but-will-they, before they’ve-totally-stopped-“Wikileaks?”
JULIAN IS THE GOOD GUY HERE; THESE OTHERS ARE THE FREAKS!

  • – This, of course, has absolutely NO reflection on Melania herself, for she seems “beyond reproach;” she has, arguably, had a difficult life in many respect, yet it is clear that members of her Slovenian family, including her father, were members of The Communist Party, which supports state atheism. Of course, what she chooses to believe IS HER OWN BUSINESS, at least that is what we here at The Mystic Poet believe.
    ** – There is NO way to tell what her grandfather would say about America’s efforts to prosecute Julian Assange for “International Espionage,” since Melania’s Grampa-Snavs is dead. However, like his son, a “good” Slovenian & Melania’s father, a man does what he must to keep his family safe! Supporting the ruling political party is always a good idea, isn’tit? Even if they are imprisoning and, perhaps, torturing or killing political prisoners?
    *** – pronounced: “Jh-awn-Dark!”

First walk on the Moon ~

“WALK ON THE MOON!” a poem 20 July 2019 (Saturday)

50 years? (to The Day) we-were- raising-moon-dust!
Quite-an-accomplishment! So, let’s “knock off some rust,”
And RETURN – to The-Glory-Daze, when we-happ’ly-jumped “lu-nar!”
LET’S RACE BACK TO THE MOON! You might get there sooner!

For, I love my “Moon Pie,” which is YOU, Honey Bunch!
And, I loved “Bit-o-Honey” and Nestle’s Chocolate Crunch,
And BIG HUNK (that’s me!) – longing to munch on your Snickers!
We can be choosers, not losers! and-sometimes even-pickers!

But I pick YOU, Sweetie-Pie – to-fly-away-with-me-to-The-Moon;
It’s a GOOD FIT – in your capsule, as-I hold-each-balloon!

Yeah, MOON-LANDING-might-have-been-“staged,” as some do suggest,
But WHO CARES!? It-was GREAT P. R. – it gave us [all] a rest,
From the terrors of war – and starvation – and dead-people-in-The-Electric-Chair!
I-think-it-might-be-nice-on-The-Moon-with-you – if-we-were warm-&-bare!

Yeah, THE MOON’s so romantic! Let’s fly-back-there right-away,
And we’ll start the human race again! It’ll be THE FIRST DAY,
Of the rest of our lives! AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN CUMe,
Are the ones NOT critical, political or medical! We’ll-just-sing-all-day, and-strum!

We’ll-strum-on-finely tuned instruments, &, you-know, YOU LOOK LIKE MY CELLO!
And I love-your “Devil-May-Care-Attitude;” it’s so s – x – and mellow,
And, on the Moon, we won’t have to wear knickers – BUT! how-will-we-pee?
I-FORGOT! about: gravitational limitations? And – how will we be,

Able to breath? for – isn’t the air up there kind-of-thin?
And, how will we grow “crops?” No soil or water – Is-it-really “a win,”
To be UP on The Moon? Maybe, yeah – LET’S GO “HOME!”
It might be a better place ON THE EARTH-after-all, a better place to roam,

We can maybe WATCH RE-RUNS of “The Moon Walks” on TV,
Crunching candied popcorn – and Cherry Mashes – and Butterfingers with glee!
The Moon may be fine – to watch from “here below,”
But the candy companies are DOWN HERE, on-Planet-Earth, don’t-cha-know!

Breaking News Iran

Bad experience makes any person dry reach at times, oh my goodness gracious me ~

“HEY, JESUS! YOU STINK! (NOTHING PERSONAL)!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Your Doctrines Too! THOSE ARE PAUL’S!” a.k.a.: “Jesus, Your Breath Stinks, You Have B. O. – And YOUR POO! Oo! (Pause) WELL, NO ONE’S PERFECT!” a.k.a.: “Accumulation!” a.k.a.: “We Just Stink!” a.k.a.: “Good Buddy, You Stink! That’s OK!” a.k.a.: “LOVE STINKS!” July 18, 2019 – Thursday!

PREPARATION: Thanks for reminding me, Baby – LIFE STINKS!

(That may be why people frequent bars, to-have lots o’ “smokes” and drinks!)

A man who can not deal with STENCH! better-lock-himself-in-His-Room,

Because THE WORLD SMELLS FUNNY! (sorta-like-a-tomb,

‘Cause it’s rotten and decaying, most days of the week,

Especially! when-we-take-a-poo – or – a-little leak!)

THANK GOODNESS there-are pheromones, that attract us to each other,

Or else WE-REALLY would have-to-KILL-each-sister-&-brother,

For our smells can cause such-great-of-fense or-make-a-person-“heave,”

Or-cause MY-LOVELY-WIFE to-o-simply [ πŸ™‚ – Oh, NO! ] LEAVE!!

THE MAIN EVENT: LIFE, truly-truly: is an-accumulation-of-SMELL!

Some are perceived as-“Heavenly;” some? straight-outta- H – L L!

What’s one person’s de-odorant – is-another’s: NON!! “cup-o’-tea!”

And, YES! some-people are-OK with-The-Smell-of-[their-swee’] Pee,

Or – POO-Poo, for, some-newborn-childrens’ mums and-dad,

Think “Little Joy’s” poo-poo – aught-t’-be -a-perfume-fad!

IF YOU “SOIL” YOUR CLOTHES – OR THE SEAT OF YOUR CAR,

You MAY “clean-it-up,” but – you’ll go just so far,

To REALLY eliminating THE ODOR OF LIFE!

(Pee-poo-sweat-‘n’-blood: It’s-just part-of-your-wife!)

You better hope – you REALLY love HER FLUIDS’ AROMA,

Or-else, you’re-liable-to-stop writing The-“Love-a-Poem-a,”

The-ONE – about-your-“Sweetie,” whom you might rather call,

Her (or Him) “Stinky,” but – lemme-say that ALL,

Of creation! ALL-OF-IT! even-EACH-mol-e-cule,

Has its distinct aroma, and I don’t mean to be cruel,

BUT EVEN A ROSE – HAS-THE-“POTENTIAL”-TO-SICKEN-YOU-IN-TIME!

(You might even think [that] this-poem – is A-MALODOROUS-CRIME!)

None-the-less, my blessing – for ALL OF YOU HERE:

“I wish you always love the smells of the ones you hold so dear,”

For, if NOT, LIFE STINKS! and – I know I do too,

I just hope my wife – will-be-tolerant with-all-my-foul-smelling-GOO!

fin <3

Post Age: Having-said-all-of-this, I-am-reminded-of-what-Jesus-said, before-He-left:

“YOU-GUYS-STINK, so I’m leaving!” and-They-said: “You’re ‘bad-breathed!’ “

And-The-Lord say-eth-ed: ” ‘Tain’t so!” They-said: “Just ask Mary!”

“O. M. G.,” said Jesus; “That’s-why She-gives-me-Luden’s,* lemon-or-cherry!”

With-that, The Lord Jesus – well, He-did-not-tarry!

He-took the-wife-and-kids-to-Indiana! (I think it was Gary!)

  • – cough drops! Yes, they had then even back then – manufactured by “Pontius’Pharmaceuticals,” a subsidiary of “The-Roman-Orgy!”

Missing You ~

“MISSING YOU!” a poem Friday, July 19, 2019

I SAY: “I MISS you,” but, of course, you’re-HERE-in-my-heart;

Yet, I STILL like to say IT, so you’ll know, you’re “a-part!”

“I REALLY MISS you!”-means: [I’m horny as a bull!]

“I MISS you, HONEY,” suggests: [I’m-really-not-quite-full,

MISSing your “sweet-leche,” to-fill me up real good];

My-head’s-caught-in-your-bosom, if-you-only-would,

Or – IN YOUR LAP! for-I-MISS-your-yummy-juice,

To-make-me feel: Wild! & quite-Loose,

And Free! &-Easy! Plus, Taunt! and-Firm!

I LOVE YOUR DISEASES, (pause) and-ev-ery germ!

“I-MISS you SO,” because I-want to-hold,

Your-hand, while-looking into-your-eyes, very-bold,

But-YOU KNOW-ME! I’m-just-a-MISS-ty, needy-man,

Who loves to be with YOU, you-who-has-a-plan,

To MISS – all sadness, yet-grab-a-bit-of-pain,

But MISSing-all-the-harsh-words! I-think-it’s-only-gain,

To be with-you, my MISSus, kissing you so sweet,

I-need lots-of-attention, so let’s “not MISS-a-beat!”

Our life is all-about: MISSing-you and-MISSing-me,

But-NEVER – MISSing-Love’s joy-ous-in-san-i-ty!

fin <3

Julian Assange ~ Australia

“FOR LOST FRIENDS!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Julian Assange Is/Was Right! IF YOU Are Going To Kill A Bunch of Folks, Shouldn’t We First Need To Have A Little Group Discussion, Especially If You Are Doing It In My Name?” a.k.a.: “STOP KILLING KENNY!”* a.k.a.: “Those Bastards Are Trying To Kill Kenny!” July 19, 2019 (Friday)

I simply DO-NOT RECALL, anyone asking ME,
If it’s OK “to knick” Dear “Nick,” [who lives] across The Sea!
IF-you-are-thinking-of-doing-this, ESPECIALLY IN “MY NAME,”
By golly, M – F ers,** BEFORE-YOU-DECIDE-TO-MAIM,
Or kill or make quite homeless, Potential Friends of mine,
You better, gosh-a-darn-it – drop-a-me-“a-line,”
And-OPEN, open-ly announce your gosh darn plan,
Or-else, you-turds-&-military-dudes, you’ve-something-coming-from-this-man:
IT’S-THAT Y O U’re-N O T-“AN-ISLAND,” for I am-sitting here,
WATCHING, as you torture-and-kill – ANTS?-that-I-might-hold-dear!
So, BEFORE you drop the poison – or-plug-up-their-home[s]-with-“ROCKS,”
Dropping from The Bloody Sky, just-know: turning-back-The-Clocks,
May-be, of course POSSIBLE! “in=The 4th or 5th Dimension,”
But – LET-ME-JUST-a-“LAY-IT-ON-THE-LINE” it’s TIME we-need-to-mention:

That: I, for one, THINK-[that]-GOVERNMENTS, who-think-they-can-PROSECUTE,
Anyone! THAT THEY DON’T LIKE – are-not-friggin’-acting-cute!
So, FOR THE RECORD – and-This-“up-your-nose,”
IT’S TIME TO-RELEASE-ASSANGE, because (in-charge) you should suppose, YOU M. F. er s WILL BE ANSWERING TO-ME! {IT’S-N O-THREAT, Jerks-&-Pompous-Arses, but-you-better-open-your-eyes-&-see, ‘Cause – IF-you-keep-this-up – AND YOU-HAVE! for-what-seems-like-FOREVER, I’M NOT! [gonna] torture-kill-or-starve-you but, I’ll-ruffle-EVERY-FEATHER, That-you-all-have upon-your-leprous-skin! I’ll ruffle – EVERY WHERE, And I’ll-banish your-arses – to-some-place NOT SO-“FAIR,” So-THINK-ABOUT-IT,* Mr. Illuminati, Mr. Dictator & Mr. Political Know-It-All,
But! I think I smell some “fresh air!” ARE YOU READY TO TAKE A FALL?!

fin <3

  • – and KENNY, by any other name, is just as sweet!
    ** – to include EVERY STINKING PERSON IN POWER, who THINKS they have some right to just decide the fate of whomever! Yes, Mr. Trump, look in the mirror!
    *** – SOMETIMES, so-called idiots and malcontents (Where’s a Benevolent Dictator when we need one?) are put in charge, right under the nose of The Ruling Party(ies)!
    **** – I KNOW you probably won’t, BUT – I don’t care! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

On this day 50 years ago, 20 July 1969 set foot on the moon

On this day 50 years ago, 20th July 1969 in (Australian) Neil Armstrong was the first man to set foot on the moon, A total of twelve men have landed on the Moon. This was accomplished with two US pilot-astronauts flying a Lunar Module on each of six NASA missions across a 41-month period starting on 20 July 1969 UTC, with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on Apollo 11, and ending on 14 December 1972 UTC with Gene Cernan and Jack Schmitt on Apollo 17. Cernan was the last to step off the moon lunar surface.

All Apollo lunar missions had a third crew member who remained on board the Command Module. The last three missions had a rover for increased mobility.

  • My perfectly perfect Gal down under ~
    "BUNDLE OF JOY!" a poem, a.k.a.: "Perfect Preference!" July 21, 2019 (Sunday) A-man-I-know-begs – for long, straight-legs and Isaac's got "hips" on his mind, And some men want milk, from pendulous breasts, whereas some-simply-love: the-behind! There are all sorts of girls – and guys in The World, and preferences range high & low, But-each guy-&-gal … Read More
  • Ruhi Dagnanasar ~ Ganged Rapped ~ Australian News
    Ruhi Dagdanasar, 50 was sentenced to at least 16 years behind bars for kidnapping, drugging and gang raping an 18 year old girl. We at FACAA get a lot of stories of remorseless rapists but this guy and his mates are right up there with the worst ! To say they showed little remorse for … Read More
  • Oh my goodness me Roachy ~ Ran away πŸ€ͺ
    "THIS ONE'S FOR ED, WHO WAS BANISHED FROM THE REGION!" a poem Sunday: 21 July 2019 The council met LATE; dear old Ed missed the date! "We're concerned! Where is he, Mr. Roach?" "I don't know-and-I'm-concerned! Perhaps Ed just got burned, by The Poet, who's sometimes "a coach," &-will ex-cor-i-se – some of us, no … Read More
  • Baby Shower my Dreams ~
    "THE LAST CHEESE STICK YOU'LL EVER NEED!" a poem 21 July 2019 [SUN.] I'm SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, I gave you my LAST cheese stick! I-figured – it might be a substitute – for-my firm, throbbing LIPs! I gave you a reduced-fat mozzarella stick, so-as not-to-affect-your-hips, Which are curvy and delicious, and I really … Read More
  • Letter to my Husband ~
    What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again. https://youtu.be/TPqZs7Vl_xg I love you for trusting me with your heart and trusting me with your pride I love you for needing me by your side I love you for bring out … Read More

Truth ~ Dirty little bit of scandal

“TRUTH?” a poem July 16, 2019 (Tuesday)

“If I-am to trust you, I-WANT ABSOLUTE-TRUTH,

‘The-Truth, yes, The-Whole-Truth!’ ” said-John-W.-Booth!!

“I NEED-always-to-know, I-can de-pend-upon-you,

So THE TRUTH, yes, The WHOLE Truth -I’ll-expect-YOU TO-DO!”

“OK!” [from-Honest-Abe!] “But-WAIT! Are-you-sure?

For, sometimes – THE TRUTH! it-may-be a-blur!”

“Well, the truth-is:-I-DON’T-TRUST-YOU!” so-John shot-Him-one-night,

But he REALLY-JUST-DIDN’T-TRUST-HIMSELF! It’s hard, without-light!

“Tell-THE-TRUTH,” said my-Lady;

“And-I-don’-want – no MAY-BEE,

Because, my-Honey-Man, I-KNOW-you-can-do-i[ee]t,

Plus, If-you-don’t, I-will-throw-me-a-fi(ee)t!”

“ALWAYS – The TRUTH!?” (Whatever THAT is!)

Always-tellin’-The-Truth? “Well – (you-KNOW!) That’s HIS,

Responsibility!” YES! All-The-Ladies-a-GREED!

“TRUTH? TRUTH! So, as-to-NOT-impede,

THE PROGRESS, Some – progress – that-The-TRUTH-will-provide!”

THIS IS WHERE A L L THE MEN – NEED TO RUN-AWAY AND HIDE,

When they hear: “We want A-PROMISE – of TRUTH – all the time!!”

“It-t’ain’t-possible!” say-eth The Lord – Of -The-“Realistic-Rhyme!”

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Postnote! In fact, TOTAL TRUTH – has-always-been a myth* and-a-fable,

NO ONE HAS SUCH FACILITY! It’s TRUE! No one’s able!

Beside[s]! (This is TRUE!) IF YOU NEVER LIE – SOME OF THE TIME,

YOUR NOSE SHRIVELS UP – TO THE SIZE OF A DIME!

And-oft’ to save lives, feelings [from getting hurt] & just plain To-Save-Your-Marriage,

You GOTTA LIE! Who-HANDLES THE TRUTH? Let’s ride in my carriage,

And-realize: If total TRUTH was The Standard, NO ONE WOULD BE MARRIED!

And ALL MEN – would-be-nervous-wrecks, ’cause-they’d-be-so-awf’lly-harried!

So, GOD, in Her Wisdom, devised “The White Lie,”

So, come-on-now, Sports’ Fans, get out there and: FIB! (I mean: cry! or die! or LIE!**)

  • – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzMfzPFcvJU

** – or is that LAY? lay or lie gently, next to HER – and stroke HER hair – or something!

Tell-her you love her! You DO, you know! Your life would be a shambles without her! It would be, you know! Just a shambles! Be a man! Eat a sandwich! Curse a little! Kiss a dog! Pet a cat; go-on, stroke that pussy! Send President Trump “a tweet!” OK?

KINDNESS IS FREE, SPRINKLE THE STUFF EVERYWHERE🌏

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