Mother Nature ~

“I’VE FORGOTTEN WHETHER SHE’S GREEN OR SHE’S BLUE!” a poem 7/22/19 – MOON-Day!

The birdies were chirping, when the-bread-crumbs-they-did-glean,

Provided by “the lady,” with the nails that were green!

Yes! Compliments of SHE! who-need-never be-seen,

For, She’s-in-green-camouflage! (pause) She’s-MOTHER-NATURE, old-Bean!

SHE provides woodland creatures – with their daily bread,

And She brings in Night Skies, as each bird rests its head!

She provides food and shelter – and loves every-one:

Birdies! Kitties! even-Humans! Let’s-all-HAVE-SOME-FUN,

And have us a sandwich! or a tasty Kitty Treat;

Mother Nature’s usually ALL GREEN, from Her head to Her feet!

She just blends RIGHT IN! She’s so HIDDEN AWAY,

Behind a tree! In a bush! but-She-was-at-Porters,*-yesterday!

You’ll-know-HER-if-you-see-Her, for She-can’t-hide-all-the-green-hue!

And St. Patrick’s Her Lover! without-Him, She’s-mostly “blue!”

fin <3

  • – Porters Grocery store, here in beautiful downtown Alpine, Texas, U. S. A.! Tell all your friends!!
  • Mother Nature ~
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Memories of her bloody lust for dialogue and diamonds ~

“THE PROCEDURE!” a poem July 22, 2019 (Monday)

I went to-the-most beautiful place I ever had seen!

The offices were “adorned,” flawless! pristine!

For my procedure, I-had-the-BEST-doctors-&-aides,

Only smil-l-ing nurses – and-the finest of maids!

The maitre d’ offered a luxury table!

“Your stay will be excellent, for we are able,

To-INSURE all “procedures” are-safe-&-effective;

We-are very efficient! and overly selective,

To-insure that ALL FACETS will go VERY smooth!”

I paused, just-a-moment, as they poured me vermouth!

For I-suddenly-remembered – what my poet-friend had-said!

“IF things seem TOO PERFECT, perhaps you are dead!

And-if-it’s-a-procedure-‘they’re’-doing, JUST RUN, for-I-tell:

You’ve-stumbled-not into-Heaven; you-are in-some-hell!”

The LORD always drank water! from a leaky, clay jar,

Never-anything-like-liqueur – at a fancy dance bar!

For HEAVEN’s simplicity; LOVE, it is rough;

H – L L offers finery! more than enough!

Don’t-ever be saturated, until you are sick,

From-overindulging (pause) in “beauty-too-slick!”

SO, I RACED OUT THE DOOR & A SIGN OVERHEAD,

READ: “ABANDON ALL HOPE!” from The Lord of The Dead!

The moral of this story: TOO MUCH IS NOT FINE!

Too-elegant-will-cause-you to-start-saying: “Mine! Mine!”

And you’ll lose all good sense, for-you’ll-always-fear-to-lose,

All-that-“Good-Stuff:” designer-clothes! expensive-booze!

Which, AT FIRST, is AMAZING, but, in time, is a burden,

And, eventually, Satan!? your-“carcasses”-will-be-“herdin!”

Plus, EVERY PROCEDURE requires a waiver,

To-hold-no-one-liable! “It-was-sad, (pause) but-we-couldn’t-save-her!

For, THERE-WERE ‘COMPLICATIONS,’ which we-NEVER could-have-foreseen!

WE’RE-SO-SORRY – THAT-HER-SKIN IS-NOW-RED! AND-NOT-GREEN!”*

fin <3

  • – Editor’s Note: It is clear this procedure must have been scheduled to be performed on Mars, for everyone know that a healthy Martian is quite green! If a Martian gets sick, the poor thing turns red or black! or striped! like-a Jupiterian!

And then she died a terrible death cause she ate all the food in the shack

So I kicked out the door onto Mars to rot into pieces of art I couldn’t have

Just cause I put her on rations ~ stupid witch born on witches day in Texas

Hanging out at Bars with Cowboys ~

“BE KIND! BE HAPPY! DON’T SING IT!” a Sunday poem, posted: 07/22/2019!

That’s right! That’s right! Jesus-is-coming-here!

He-hasn’t-been-in-Alpine* – for over a year!

And He’s got-Him a-list; He’s checkin’ it twice!!!

(That’s right!) To-find-out who’s-bein’-naughty-and/or-nice!

This is His strategy: TO GO TO THE BARS,

And check out peoples’ dispositions, for – it’s-written-in-The-Stars:

“THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT – GOES TO THOSE FILLED WITH SMILES,

FOR HAPPY PEOPLE OFTEN – HAVE VERY-HOLY STYLES!”

The sad? not-so-much; their faith needs some work;

A “pouty-puss” often is kind of a jerk!

Jesus’ MAIN MESSAGE: “Have gratitude, Gang!

Be Happy-and-don’t-sing, Which-means: BE-NICE, danganger

So! πŸ™‚ – Be like The-Lady-Bug, one-of-The “Good” Folks,

And EAT ALL THE “BAD” BUGS – and-tell-only-“clean”-jokes!

fin <3

  • – Alpine, Texas, U. S. A.! Tell all your friends!
  • – Watch out for witches riches

You discovered today your an addict ~ senility overload🀫

“DISCOVERED TODAY!!” a poem, discovered today – in the car! with a bunch of abandoned CDs! Who knows what it is! Wow! It’s called: “RATIONS!” posted today: July 22, 2019 (Monday) What could it be? It seems to be dated: April 26th of this year!

There’s A SUPERFOOD I have designed! You might just NOT believe,

Oh, please, calm down – let-me-demonstrate! Please, now – do NOT leave:

I LIKE TO CALL IT “EVERYTHING!” It comes-in – ANY form,

Containing ALL THE NUTRIENTS – and-calories-from-exotic-corn!

With Prozac, pot – and Valium! IT’S (doubtless) REALLY GREAT FOR YOU!

Just TRY YOU SOME! FREE SAMPLES! It’s wondrous – and brand new!

(pause) YOU LIKE IT? You want SOME MORE?

Hold on! Just-a-moment! I’ll have to check The Store!

To see exactly how much we got! (pause)

Mmmm! I think we’re out! We used to have A LOT!

FOR NOW, let’s put you “on rations!” A-little-for-each-house-hold!

ADDICTIVE!? Oh, yeah, I forgot! That’s-maybe-something-I-should-have-told,

Everyone, before we “got-’em hooked!*

Well, NO NEED TO WORRY! I’m sure we can get some more cooked!

We’ll get a whole bunch more – fresh, new batches;

We just needed to find us – a bunch of “matches,”**

To light the fires, to cook the brew,

But, since you’ve been on it, NO ONE’S ABLE TO DO,

MUCH OF ANYTHING! Except, just lie in bed,

And sleep a lot! Yes, it’s like “we” said:

“It’s got EVERYTHING in it!” Even a-sleeping-potion,

Obtained-from-Sleeping-Beauty, who-lounges- across-The-Ocean!

fin <3

Postnote: AND – Strychnine! Sarin Gas! and Recombinant D. N. A.!

Have I ever had any? F – – – ing-NO! No-bloody-way!

This stuff is POISON! What is that you say?

Yes, OF COURSE! I’ll read you-YOUR LAST-RITES! Here, let-us-pray:

“Dear Lord, Thank you for our Daily Bread and bless us stupid ‘lice,’

People who like-to-BE-DEPENDENT – and take other-people’s-advice,

About: What to eat! How to think! and What to wear!”

By the time I was done, EVERYONE HAD A VACANT STARE!

PUSH IT! drugs, advice, et al:

  • – HOOK ‘EM, HORNS! a little something from THE University of TEXAS . . . in . . . central Texas somewhere, I think! πŸ™‚ – My ex-wife and sister graduated from there! They’re SUPER SMART; I went to Sul Ross, a teachers’ college in West Texas!

** – Is that like: MATCH the addict – to the drug?

My perfectly perfect Gal down under ~

“BUNDLE OF JOY!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Perfect Preference!” July 21, 2019 (Sunday)

A-man-I-know-begs – for long, straight-legs and Isaac’s got “hips” on his mind,

And some men want milk, from pendulous breasts, whereas some-simply-love:

the-behind!

There are all sorts of girls – and guys in The World, and preferences range high & low,

But-each guy-&-gal must make their own call! Their I-Deal-date, they-just “know!”

It might take a-little-while (and se-ver-al miles) to track down your perfect, sweet “mate,”

And those in Australia – will just yell: “Oh, Hell-yeaH,” when in-walks that-someone so- great!

For me, in my dreams, my perfect gal beams – and-smiles with-a mischievous look!

She’s-a-Bundle-of-Joy, for this horny boy; I’ve searched her in every porn book!

She’s-not very-tall, kinda-shy (What a DOLL!)

And SHE’S THICK,

And SHE’S SOFT,

Yet, SO-WILD!

She’s a bundle, she is! not-too-big, for-her-his, and she’s smart! Oh, so-clever – and MILD,

But NOT mild in s – x; she’s my Tyra-X-Rex, for in bed, flames fly high overhead!

She’s-SO-RIGHT! My-de-light! She’s-a-“fountain”-of-light! In-The-Category: “Gorgeous, drop-dead!”

What-A-PACKAGE, right-size, from her breasts – to her thighs, which are strong and can BOUNCE! ALL AROUND,

So-I-can-grasp-her RIGHT-IN, & indulge, for-“a-win,” for she’s “FOX-y” and I am her hound!

fin <3

Ruhi Dagnanasar ~ Ganged Rapped ~ Australian News

Ruhi Dagdanasar, 50 was sentenced to at least 16 years behind bars for kidnapping, drugging and gang raping an 18 year old girl.

We at FACAA get a lot of stories of remorseless rapists but this guy and his mates are right up there with the worst ! To say they showed little remorse for their crime is an understatement. The fact is they still believe the 18 year old girl WANTED TO BE GANG RAPED BY 3 MEN SHE DID NOT KNOW !

Toxicology reports found 25 times a normal dosage of the date-rape drug, GHB in her system which was given to her in spiked drinks, plus methamphetamine that she had been forced to smoke. The pipe was held to her mouth as she was drooling and incapable of lifting her head. The young girl would have been rendered incapable of moving, let alone consenting.

Two men convicted over the gang rape of a teenage girl, who was held captive for 12 -14 hours and forced to take drugs, have both been sentenced to more than 20 years behind bars. Ruhi Dagdanasar, 50, and a second man, 39, – who can’t be named – were sentenced to a maximum 24 and 26 years behind bars on Friday for the 2017 rape.

The 18-year-old girl had been waiting for an Uber at Auburn railway station after leaving a high school formal after-party, when she was lured into the wrong car by a man in the early hours of the morning. The man allegedly sexually assaulted her and then drove her more than 20km to a home in Glenwood where her convicted attackers were waiting.

Over 12 hours, the teen was gang-raped seven times.
The young woman had to sit through 5 days of evidence including videos of the “vile and degrading” rapes. Videos taken by the rapists, on their mobile phones, and tendered by them as evidence that it was consensual sex. This was rejected by the jury.

In the NSW District Court on Friday, the judge described the ordeal as “an undoubtedly horrifying experience” before sentencing the two convicted rapists. Dagdanasar, 50, was sentenced to 24 years in jail, with a non-parole period of 16 years. The other man, 39, who can’t be identified, received 26 years jail with a non-parole period of 18 years.

We have absolutely no clue why his accomplice, who was named earlier, cannot now be named or why Dagdanasar is the only one of the trio who can be named.
The 3rd ‘man’ is still on the run, living as a free man in Turkey according to msn .com.

When Dagdanasar’s accomplice was in court he tried to tell the judge that the girl β€œclearly wanted” the rape. He even went so far as to say β€œshe was 18, it was her formal night and she was there to party.” They gave her 25 times the normal dose of GHB in spiked drinks and methamphetamine they forced her to smoke. There would have been no possible way she could have given consent, let alone agreed to the horrendous sexual acts she endured.

For the record if you have to give someone 25 times the normal dose of GHB date rape drug, they are not ‘into you’, they are not looking to ‘party’, you are committing RAPE !

We are happy to hear that rapists are finally being given a decent sentence, 24 and 26 years maximum, with 16 and 18 years minimum, however we can’t help but think that is more likely due to Dagdanasars 11 page long criminal record and his co-accuseds criminal record spanning 22 pages, than a turn around in the way our legal system is viewing rape.

We believe all judges should hand down sentences like these whenever a child is raped.

Our judges have the power to hand down sentences of up to 25 years and yet they constantly hand out pathetic slaps on the wrist.

Every sentence of child rape should be at least as tough as this one!

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Oh my goodness me Roachy ~ Ran away πŸ€ͺ

“THIS ONE’S FOR ED, WHO WAS BANISHED FROM THE REGION!” a poem Sunday: 21 July 2019

The council met LATE; dear old Ed missed the date! “We’re concerned! Where is he, Mr. Roach?”

“I don’t know-and-I’m-concerned! Perhaps Ed just got burned, by The Poet, who’s sometimes “a coach,”

&-will ex-cor-i-se – some of us, no surprise – IF HE FINDS US ALONE IN THE SINK!

“I don’t like Mystic Poet; he is mean! (We-all-know-it!) He’s so cruel – and-he thinks that we stink!”

“Well, ho-ho – and ha-ha,” said Dear Ed’s great grampa! and-Ed-was-now-sure very-late!

“Perhaps poor Ed is dead! This-one’s “on-The-Poet’s-head!” said Eddy’s po-tent-i-al-mate,

Whose name was Croleen – and she was quite obscene, but the tears rolled so thick down her cheeks,

And-her-antennae-did-twitch, as-she-continued-to-bitch! Did you know: Cock-a-roaches have beaks?

Yes, it’s true, don’t-be-blue; Ed’s outside! Here’s a clue: HE WAS TRAPPED-EARLIER inside a glass!

Trapped-by Mystic-Poet, and now you all know-it:

OUTSIDE! IS-HIS BANISH-ED ArSSe!

fin <3

Baby Shower my Dreams ~

“THE LAST CHEESE STICK YOU’LL EVER NEED!” a poem 21 July 2019 [SUN.]

I’m SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, I gave you my LAST cheese stick!

I-figured – it might be a substitute – for-my firm, throbbing LIPs!

I gave you a reduced-fat mozzarella stick, so-as not-to-affect-your-hips,

Which are curvy and delicious, and I really LOVE your style,

And-I-think (like MR. SMITH*) you should be replicated, mile after mile!

SO, I SAVED THE CHEESE STICK WRAPPER & DID EX-PER-IMENTS,

TO CLONE YOUR GORGEOUS NATURE! I PUT UP MANY TENTS,

In my back yard, to-“house” the Many You’s,

But I NOTICED! a lot of “them” started to drink a lot of booze!!

I found AN ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT! I dug it up one day;

It said: “The prettiest girls always like to drink a lot – and STRAY?!”

So-after-several-weeks, EVERY-TENT-GIRL had (at least) one intimate guy,

IN HER TENT! They-were-all-drinking – and-getting REAL HIGH!

Well, sometimes MY PLANS DO BACKFIRE, but – I’m-still-IN-LOVE-with-you!

I think I’m gonna start: “The Cheese Stick Girly Zoo!”

Maybe I can make a lot of money, and then I’ll settle down,

With lots of “ugly” brides! There-are-many-of-them-around!

But I’ll NEVER give them CHEESE, for it might make them SO-pr[i]etty,

That I-will-be ALONE AGAIN! without-no-arse – or [T] _ _ _ _ PITY?

fin <3

  • – from The Matrix films! Mr. Smith is played by Hugo Weaving!

Letter to my Husband ~

What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.

I love you for trusting me with your heart and trusting me with your pride

I love you for needing me by your side

I love you for bring out those emotions I never knew I had inside my heart

I love you for the way you treat me when I’m sad

But most of all I love you ’cause you’re mine

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Naked~ Did you know this?

“THE NAKED & THE HOLY!” a poem July 20, 2019 (Saturday)

Did-you-know Lord Jesus was-charged with-statutory-rape?

& St. Paul-was-a Pharisaic “snitch?!”

Plus, most-of-The-Disciples actually returned-to-fishing,

& St. Mary – was-burned-as-a-witch!

IF you REALLY knew The Truth, would you actually continue to pray?

To-a-bunch-of-what-today-we’d-call: “generate-folk?” trying-to-point-The-Way?

Mohammed, a-camel-driver, married-a-gal-15-years-past-his-age,

And, when she got “too old,” he-took-lots-of-widows! Yeah, what-a-“sage!”

What a bunch of over-s – – ed, over-inflated egoic guys!!!

The Buddha? into-c – – – – – – – – – s! His-ladies-uttered-[MANY], sacred sighs!

Upon-“her-mountains,”-at-120-years, Moses could-STILL “get it up,”*

Loving beautiful, desert maidens, like a ravenous, horny pup!

What all these folks had IN COMMON – was a yen for The Girls!

From-Lao-Tzu’s-sacred-scrolls: “On his shaft, many-virgins-he-twirls!”

And – Confucius! Joseph Smith! and Krishna! were-sought-by-many-women!

Even Nanak Dev (a Sikh) would “SEEK” numerous-babes-for-“rimmin’!”

So, IF-you-KNEW your Founders were a bunch o’ “horny gurus,”

Sniffin’-’round-for-estrogen, like Pro-verbi-a-al Bur-ro(u)s,

Would you still go – to: Church, The Temple – or The Golden Dome?

Or would you be your own guru & bed-down-with-your-lover** AT HOME?

fin <3

  • – Check out the final chapter of Deuteronomy if you don’t believe me!

** – or concubines!!

American President Obama ~ singing President Obama of America

Expectations 101 ~ American history

“EXPECTATIONS 101!” a poem July 18, 2019 (Thursday)

Sadam Hussein wasn’t insane, or-at-least-not-as-much-as-me,
For he always looked forward to wonderful things, like-beheadings, [over]-by-the-sea!*

“I-expect-always: THE-WORST, [and]-therefore, what I-get,
Is something PRETTY GREAT!” Well-Hussein-it’s-a-good-bet:
THAT NOBODY KNOWS-REALLY WHAT-IS-THE-WORST;”
We-THINK “BAAAD”-is-The-Worst, so This-Bubble, let’s-burst!

Arguably, THE WORST OF-ALL is “TERRIFYING?-OBLIVION,”
But-not-like-in-The-Movies, Dears! That’s-just-so: “ple-bi-an,”
Or “juvenile!” “ludicrous!” or-just-plain-“Holly-wood!”
A SAD-FLICK-CAN-ONLY JUST-BE-SAD! I-wonder IF-we-could,
Even-grasp that-OBLIVION’S NOTHING-even-at-all;
It’s NOT EVEN a speck-of-sand on The Plainest Wall!
It’s-not-even a-speck reflecting itself,
Or-a barren landscape, with-a-wee, silly-elf,
All alone by-its-lonesome! Crying-lonely-and-sad,
For: AS LONG AS THERE’S ANY-THING! IT’S-NOT -“ABSOLUTE -BAD!”

It CAN’T-BE-“the-worst,” un-til-NOTHING-remains!!!!!!**
“Something’s-ALWAYS-“good,” even with pains!
For, PAINS are something, BUT-[GO-AHEAD!] Make-your-strate[d]gy,
To EXPECT-THE-WORST, but-the-only-tra[d]gedy –
Is NOTHING! Nothing! That is “Bot[d]-[d]TOM,”***
Or-“Top,” but-who’ll-know-it ? It-won’t-be-SA -DAM!

fin <3

  • – The Persian Gulf, next to Iraq – part of The Arabian Sea!
    ** – See you can not EVEN describe it because, of course, NOTHING ever remains, for there are no “remains” to NOTHING! See!? It’s a bunch of words, with no meaning!
    *** – BUT! Nothing has neither top nor bottom! See how ridiculous this all is! and – how ridiculous I AM – or even that “someone” “appears to be” considering it. “ALL IS FOLLY!” Ecclesiastes 1:14! (which suggests that EVEN THE BIBLE is FOLLY, or vanity! It is ALL BOGUS!)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uz7I9g9ymY
  • – or ANYONE (NOT EVEN “GOD!”) Without US, Whatever God IS – has nothing to experience anything with! πŸ™‚ –

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iPQneaD20

Political Criminals ~ America

“POLITICAL CRIMINALS!” a poem a.k.a.: “Political Humor? Family of Criminals!” a.k.a.: “We’re ALL A Bunch O’ Criminals! Get Over It!” July 20, 2019 [Saturday]

“Let’s convict, Assange! We-caught-“the-rabbit,” didn’t-we? and-he-broke-The-Law,”
Say “government supporters,” like-maybe, for-instance, Melania’s* Dear Grampa?**
As-mentioned-below, Her grampa’s dead, but-do-you-remember-Noah? (of-The-Arc),
Or Solzhenitsyn? Nelson Mandela? or Good-ol’ Joan-a-D-Arc***?

THEY WERE REBELS! Insurgents! ILLEGAL! as-H – L L,
AND! “Right as Rain!” I-think we-aught-a-YELL,
OUT! in-support of-Assange’s-“trans-par-ency,”
Which SHOULD-BE commendable! For-aren’t-governments-supposed-to-be,

FOR: “Power! to-The-People!” NOT: for-THEIR-OWN-self-preservation?

I-THINK POLITICIANS “MOSTLY” ARE-JUST-“ON VACATION,”
Smiling – and-campaigning! (or worse!!) and, basically, “dicking-around,”
Just like Tricky Dick Nixon! Remember THAT HOUND?
Now, THAT NIXON! (pause) There’s-someone REALLY-“above-The-Law,”
NOT LIKE JULIAN ASSANGE, who was pointing-out AN OBVIOUS-FLAW:

THAT THE WORLD SYSTEM OF POLITICS SAYS: “THE COMMON MAN CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH,
SO WE’LL HELP THEM ‘HIDE FROM IT!’ FORSOOTH! FORSOOTH!”

Perhaps, it’s time to “dust off” some history books – and set some matters straight,
That – governments have been notorious – for: BULLYING! and HATE!
Sure, things might work out, but-will-they, before they’ve-totally-stopped-“Wikileaks?”
JULIAN IS THE GOOD GUY HERE; THESE OTHERS ARE THE FREAKS!

  • – This, of course, has absolutely NO reflection on Melania herself, for she seems “beyond reproach;” she has, arguably, had a difficult life in many respect, yet it is clear that members of her Slovenian family, including her father, were members of The Communist Party, which supports state atheism. Of course, what she chooses to believe IS HER OWN BUSINESS, at least that is what we here at The Mystic Poet believe.
    ** – There is NO way to tell what her grandfather would say about America’s efforts to prosecute Julian Assange for “International Espionage,” since Melania’s Grampa-Snavs is dead. However, like his son, a “good” Slovenian & Melania’s father, a man does what he must to keep his family safe! Supporting the ruling political party is always a good idea, isn’tit? Even if they are imprisoning and, perhaps, torturing or killing political prisoners?
    *** – pronounced: “Jh-awn-Dark!”

First walk on the Moon ~

“WALK ON THE MOON!” a poem 20 July 2019 (Saturday)

50 years? (to The Day) we-were- raising-moon-dust!
Quite-an-accomplishment! So, let’s “knock off some rust,”
And RETURN – to The-Glory-Daze, when we-happ’ly-jumped “lu-nar!”
LET’S RACE BACK TO THE MOON! You might get there sooner!

For, I love my “Moon Pie,” which is YOU, Honey Bunch!
And, I loved “Bit-o-Honey” and Nestle’s Chocolate Crunch,
And BIG HUNK (that’s me!) – longing to munch on your Snickers!
We can be choosers, not losers! and-sometimes even-pickers!

But I pick YOU, Sweetie-Pie – to-fly-away-with-me-to-The-Moon;
It’s a GOOD FIT – in your capsule, as-I hold-each-balloon!

Yeah, MOON-LANDING-might-have-been-“staged,” as some do suggest,
But WHO CARES!? It-was GREAT P. R. – it gave us [all] a rest,
From the terrors of war – and starvation – and dead-people-in-The-Electric-Chair!
I-think-it-might-be-nice-on-The-Moon-with-you – if-we-were warm-&-bare!

Yeah, THE MOON’s so romantic! Let’s fly-back-there right-away,
And we’ll start the human race again! It’ll be THE FIRST DAY,
Of the rest of our lives! AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN CUMe,
Are the ones NOT critical, political or medical! We’ll-just-sing-all-day, and-strum!

We’ll-strum-on-finely tuned instruments, &, you-know, YOU LOOK LIKE MY CELLO!
And I love-your “Devil-May-Care-Attitude;” it’s so s – x – and mellow,
And, on the Moon, we won’t have to wear knickers – BUT! how-will-we-pee?
I-FORGOT! about: gravitational limitations? And – how will we be,

Able to breath? for – isn’t the air up there kind-of-thin?
And, how will we grow “crops?” No soil or water – Is-it-really “a win,”
To be UP on The Moon? Maybe, yeah – LET’S GO “HOME!”
It might be a better place ON THE EARTH-after-all, a better place to roam,

We can maybe WATCH RE-RUNS of “The Moon Walks” on TV,
Crunching candied popcorn – and Cherry Mashes – and Butterfingers with glee!
The Moon may be fine – to watch from “here below,”
But the candy companies are DOWN HERE, on-Planet-Earth, don’t-cha-know!

Breaking News Iran

Bad experience makes any person dry reach at times, oh my goodness gracious me ~

“HEY, JESUS! YOU STINK! (NOTHING PERSONAL)!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Your Doctrines Too! THOSE ARE PAUL’S!” a.k.a.: “Jesus, Your Breath Stinks, You Have B. O. – And YOUR POO! Oo! (Pause) WELL, NO ONE’S PERFECT!” a.k.a.: “Accumulation!” a.k.a.: “We Just Stink!” a.k.a.: “Good Buddy, You Stink! That’s OK!” a.k.a.: “LOVE STINKS!” July 18, 2019 – Thursday!

PREPARATION: Thanks for reminding me, Baby – LIFE STINKS!

(That may be why people frequent bars, to-have lots o’ “smokes” and drinks!)

A man who can not deal with STENCH! better-lock-himself-in-His-Room,

Because THE WORLD SMELLS FUNNY! (sorta-like-a-tomb,

‘Cause it’s rotten and decaying, most days of the week,

Especially! when-we-take-a-poo – or – a-little leak!)

THANK GOODNESS there-are pheromones, that attract us to each other,

Or else WE-REALLY would have-to-KILL-each-sister-&-brother,

For our smells can cause such-great-of-fense or-make-a-person-“heave,”

Or-cause MY-LOVELY-WIFE to-o-simply [ πŸ™‚ – Oh, NO! ] LEAVE!!

THE MAIN EVENT: LIFE, truly-truly: is an-accumulation-of-SMELL!

Some are perceived as-“Heavenly;” some? straight-outta- H – L L!

What’s one person’s de-odorant – is-another’s: NON!! “cup-o’-tea!”

And, YES! some-people are-OK with-The-Smell-of-[their-swee’] Pee,

Or – POO-Poo, for, some-newborn-childrens’ mums and-dad,

Think “Little Joy’s” poo-poo – aught-t’-be -a-perfume-fad!

IF YOU “SOIL” YOUR CLOTHES – OR THE SEAT OF YOUR CAR,

You MAY “clean-it-up,” but – you’ll go just so far,

To REALLY eliminating THE ODOR OF LIFE!

(Pee-poo-sweat-‘n’-blood: It’s-just part-of-your-wife!)

You better hope – you REALLY love HER FLUIDS’ AROMA,

Or-else, you’re-liable-to-stop writing The-“Love-a-Poem-a,”

The-ONE – about-your-“Sweetie,” whom you might rather call,

Her (or Him) “Stinky,” but – lemme-say that ALL,

Of creation! ALL-OF-IT! even-EACH-mol-e-cule,

Has its distinct aroma, and I don’t mean to be cruel,

BUT EVEN A ROSE – HAS-THE-“POTENTIAL”-TO-SICKEN-YOU-IN-TIME!

(You might even think [that] this-poem – is A-MALODOROUS-CRIME!)

None-the-less, my blessing – for ALL OF YOU HERE:

“I wish you always love the smells of the ones you hold so dear,”

For, if NOT, LIFE STINKS! and – I know I do too,

I just hope my wife – will-be-tolerant with-all-my-foul-smelling-GOO!

fin <3

Post Age: Having-said-all-of-this, I-am-reminded-of-what-Jesus-said, before-He-left:

“YOU-GUYS-STINK, so I’m leaving!” and-They-said: “You’re ‘bad-breathed!’ “

And-The-Lord say-eth-ed: ” ‘Tain’t so!” They-said: “Just ask Mary!”

“O. M. G.,” said Jesus; “That’s-why She-gives-me-Luden’s,* lemon-or-cherry!”

With-that, The Lord Jesus – well, He-did-not-tarry!

He-took the-wife-and-kids-to-Indiana! (I think it was Gary!)

  • – cough drops! Yes, they had then even back then – manufactured by “Pontius’Pharmaceuticals,” a subsidiary of “The-Roman-Orgy!”

KINDNESS IS FREE, SPRINKLE THE STUFF EVERYWHERE🌏

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