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Lament of the cross dresser ~

“LAMENT OF THE LINGERIE JUNKIE!” a poem, a.k.a.: “I Wrote This Last Night!” written for Saturday (6/29/19) It’s SUPPOSED to be HUMOROUS! OK? Ha, ha, OK?!

Honey, you’ll get this – when you awaken!

I pray -you’ll NOT be too badly shaken,

But I CLEANED OUT YOUR CLOSET! Most of it I’ve taken:

Lingerie! S – x toys and the-underwear-you-soaked-in-bacon!

(So, with toys, undergarments – some REAL lace-y things,

Our hero – [has] escaped – to a deserted island, on Angel Wings,

Or, actually, on “the wings”-of-countless-Victoria’s-Secret model girls,

Loving – the-smells! touch-of-the-fabric! and! various-hidden, unshorn hairs!)

When – IN THE MORNING, she got his note-in-a-jar,

He was with “the one[s] he loved – Yes! He-was SO FAR,

“[I’m] AWAY! from ‘civilization,’ my ‘lovlies’ and me [now] be,

That I will forget all of ‘my former life,’ for I WILL! rap-tur-ous-ly,

Be kissing, fondling and smelling all her [your] stuff;

I won’t be denied! I can’t get enough!”

[That’s right! – 🙂 🙂 – Time passes!]

A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE – DRIFTED UP ON THE BEACH TODAY:

(It arrived from a deserted island, far, far away!)

“I made a mistake!? How could I NOT have known,

The glorious smell-and-allure-have-faded, and I-have-no-phone,

To-call someone to-come-get-me!-I’m-in-an-awful-mess!

I’m-now-marooned-here, with ‘scentless undies’ – and a strapless dress!

THEY SNAP AT ME and expect-me-to,

Wash-and-iron-them! Yes, I keep them clean, I do,

BUT! I miss your voice! your touch! and – stare,

The way you gently – combed your hair!

(Moral): LIFELESS THINGS – CAN NOT REPLACE,

Your [HER] [HIS?] cheeky style – and beautiful face,

And, I guess, I forgot! The aroma – and smells,

Are-from-your-ever-molting, regenerative-skin, skin cells,

Which secrete and re-new – your sweet, natural per-fume,

(And, of course, I miss your “boum, boum, boum!”

Oh, well! Maybe “another life”* will find me wiser,

Than to-escape to-a-desert-island! as a lingerie miser!**)

fin <3

    • – for those believing in reincarnation – and The Easter Bunny!

    ** – or junkie! Oh, but I DO LOVE fresh lingerie, delicately “peeled” from your perspiring skin in the afterglow of a romantic encounter! Oh, sorry; I got lost there for a moment! 🙂 – Shucks!

    By ace101

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