“SUCH CREATURES.” a poem November 1, 2019 (Friday)
S – – ua l Creatures, here we are, all covered over,
Denying our s – x – ality, while we’re watching “Rover,”
S – – – – that b – t – ch, covering the kids’ eyes,
Saying: “That’s NOT GOOD; Rover should apologize,
For ‘whipping’ that thing out and putting it on display;
THAT’S NOT A GOOD WAY FOR ANYONE TO PLAY.”
i.e.: NATURE’S BAD, so COVER UP (all around, but especially) DOWN THERE,
And never, never say: ” _ _ _ _ _ s” ” _ _ _ _ _ s’ or mention public hair.
We’re SO suppressed, oppressed and un natural,
We almost think IT’S “NATURAL” NOTtoBE “pastoral,”
Not to even display our chests or do “pee pee” outdoors,
Even breast feeding (when baby is hungry) some critic surely abhors.
“Go INSIDE to do THAT TERRIBLE (natural) THING,
Any ‘exposure’ ’round here is NOT APPROPRIATE so bring,
LABELS, like ‘pervert,’ ‘s-x addict,’ and forThoseThatReallyHateTheirBody,
IF they get their way: ‘No exposureOfNothing except in The Potty,’
And NEVER show no skin even to a sun filled afternoon,
To get NO tan or vitamin D production and, perhaps, pretty soon,
We can ALL be so pale, sickly, covered and sad,
We’ll never expose anything to anyone, but maybe that’s not so bad.
Remember THE NATURAL HIPPIES? of yester years?
Perhaps, they all “retired” to Caribbean Islands to cover up their fears,
Of being arrested, cast in jail and NOT exposed.
TANNED BODIES can be PRETTY, and
Used to be