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“LANCELOT’S PROPHECY.” a terrible poem written for: Oct. 28, 2019 (Monday)

“LANCELOT’S PROPHECY.” a terrible poem written for: Oct. 28, 2019 (Monday) Sir Lancelot predicted the following of [His] Guinevere: “That, as long as ‘they’ ‘hung together,’ she would always shed a tear, Afraid that he wouldn’t be true or that he’d be trying to change, Her exotic, stately ways toSomethingThatToHer wasForeign&Strange;” He also predicted heartbreak […]

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“TRYING, TRYING, TRYING.” a poem, a.k.a.: “A Sense of Excited Relaxation.” October 28, 2019 (Moon Day)

“TRYING, TRYING, TRYING.” a poem, a.k.a.: “A Sense of Excited Relaxation.” October 28, 2019 (Moon Day) When you TRY HARDER to get more pleasure, you’re liable to fail; If you’re told to “SING LOUDER” to sing “better,” you’ll wail. Run? Faster? To HIT? Harder? IF you strain a (w)hole lot, you’ll be a farter. You […]

Compassion ~ Kindness

Always be the best person you able to be. Be kind when you’re tired. Be understanding even if you are mystified, do more than you asked, and don’t ask for anything in return. Don’t silently expect anything either. Listen when someone talks and really listen too, stop thinking about how you may reply. Tell people […]

πŸŽƒHallowen man-eaters of Alpine ~ Texas 🀠

“WATCH OUT FOR ‘NICE’ PEOPLE ON HALLOWEEN.” a notSoNicepoem for: October 27, 2019 (Sunday) from: The notSoVeryNiceMYSTICpoet, who’s tasted blood AND is almost ready for Halloween, after That ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL last night, where many people were hurt and will never be the same. We’ll be better by Thanksgiving hopefully. People can be SO NICE, […]

Applicant need for a pack of Loney Cowboys in Texas ~

“NOTICE.” a poem October 27, 2019 (SUNDAY) “WE’RE LOOKING FOR: A beautiful, Scottish, female preacher, Who is also willing to sit in The Bleacher, With The Congregation for HOME GAMES. Salary: Negotiable and no ‘droppin’ names.’ Said preacher/pastor needs to be sympathetic, serious but kind, Willing to takeCallsAnyTimeOfTheDay, with a loving mind. We need HER […]

Faking It Honey ~

“WHAT’D YOU DO THIS WEEKEND?” a poem, a.k.a.: “Spill Your Guts, Please; I’ll Ask You Again, ‘Won’t You Spill Your Guts, Please?’ I’ll Ask You Again…” 10/27/2019 (Sunday) My friend’s on a FACT FINDING MISSION, To expand his ol’ head, and he’s wishin’ That I will EX PRESS, MANY THINGS, and address, The needs of […]

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