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“JESUS, JESUS.” a poem a.k.a.: “On NOT Writing Or Saying Things That Don’t Much Make Everyone Feel Good.” October 28, 2019 (Monday)

“JESUS, JESUS.” a poem a.k.a.: “On NOT Writing Or Saying Things That Don’t Much Make Everyone Feel Good.” October 28, 2019 (Monday) “JESUS, Jesus; explain yourself, for what you say is SURELY BAD, For it doth not ‘tickle our ears.’ You’re making us QUITE MAD. WhoDoYouTHINKyouARE? and WhatIsTHISyou’reSaying? EXPLAIN YOURSELF, you ‘upstart,’ or you will […]

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“LANCELOT’S PROPHECY.” a terrible poem written for: Oct. 28, 2019 (Monday)

“LANCELOT’S PROPHECY.” a terrible poem written for: Oct. 28, 2019 (Monday) Sir Lancelot predicted the following of [His] Guinevere: “That, as long as ‘they’ ‘hung together,’ she would always shed a tear, Afraid that he wouldn’t be true or that he’d be trying to change, Her exotic, stately ways toSomethingThatToHer wasForeign&Strange;” He also predicted heartbreak […]

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“TRYING, TRYING, TRYING.” a poem, a.k.a.: “A Sense of Excited Relaxation.” October 28, 2019 (Moon Day)

“TRYING, TRYING, TRYING.” a poem, a.k.a.: “A Sense of Excited Relaxation.” October 28, 2019 (Moon Day) When you TRY HARDER to get more pleasure, you’re liable to fail; If you’re told to “SING LOUDER” to sing “better,” you’ll wail. Run? Faster? To HIT? Harder? IF you strain a (w)hole lot, you’ll be a farter. You […]

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TEXAN COWBOY

๐ŸŽƒHallowen man-eaters of Alpine ~ Texas ๐Ÿค 

“WATCH OUT FOR ‘NICE’ PEOPLE ON HALLOWEEN.” a notSoNicepoem for: October 27, 2019 (Sunday) from: The notSoVeryNiceMYSTICpoet, who’s tasted blood AND is almost ready for Halloween, after That ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL last night, where many people were hurt and will never be the same. We’ll be better by Thanksgiving hopefully. People can be SO NICE, […]

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TEXAN COWBOY

Applicant need for a pack of Loney Cowboys in Texas ~

“NOTICE.” a poem October 27, 2019 (SUNDAY) “WE’RE LOOKING FOR: A beautiful, Scottish, female preacher, Who is also willing to sit in The Bleacher, With The Congregation for HOME GAMES. Salary: Negotiable and no ‘droppin’ names.’ Said preacher/pastor needs to be sympathetic, serious but kind, Willing to takeCallsAnyTimeOfTheDay, with a loving mind. We need HER […]